WHEN DID DENYING GENOCIDE BECOME A LEGACY? The president who allowed genocide — what Syrians say of Obama.

FROM AMIE GIBBONS: The Gods Defense.

YOUR READING LIST IS NO PLACE FOR SOCIAL ANXIETY.  READ WHAT YOU LIKE: The Classic Books You Haven’t Read. (Also the only way I’d not have read them would be not to have my father. Eh.) – fixed

HONEY CHIL’ EVER CONSIDER EFFICIENT WAS NOT SOMETHING OUR GOVERNMENT WAS CONSTITUTIONALLY INTENDED TO BE? Election commissioner: Fire us all.

I DON’T EVEN: Vain men are having their scrotums botoxed.

SOMEONE HAS TO DO IT: Kicking Cancer’s *ss.

NO KINGS, NO QUEENS, NO LORDS, NO LADIES: We won’t be fooled again! Obama’s Conflict Tanked the Clinton E-mail Investigation — As Predicted.  If both are guilty, both should go down for it.  Stop with special considerations.

FROM KYLE ANDREWS: Freedom/Hate.

PLEASE. WHO’D WANT TO CATCH MICHELLE OBAMA? Pokémon GO vs Michelle Obama: The Fight Against Childhood Obesity.

FROM KAL SPRIGGS: The Sacred Stars.

THIS MUST STOP: Victimhood as Prestige. Before it kills civilization.

AND YET SMOD CONTINUES TO FAIL US: ‘Huge meteor’ crashes to earth as flash of light is spotted in sky and houses start to shake.

HECK OF A JOB BARRY! The real scandal of New York City’s Sandy recovery.

DIDN’T HE KNOW STARBUCKS IS A GUN FREE ZONE? Gunman kills Starbucks patron after credit card was rejected.  Surely you can’t mean those don’t work?

ROTTEN TOMATOES: All my friends universally hated this show.  I don’t know, I don’t watch television.  BUT since they all hated it, I thought it deserved (dishonorable) mention. Don’t watch the new MacGyver if you value your sanity!  Concurring: Fall has come and so have the shows to avoid.

FROM VARIOUS AUTHORS: Echoes of Liberty: The Clarion Call, Vol 2. 

ALL THE EGGS ARE BROKEN; NO OMELET IN SIGHT: Socialism’s left Venezuela a ‘walking dead’ nation.  In progress at a country near and dear to you.

NOT CREEPY  CANDY CROWLEY’S: ‘Fact Checking’ the Candidates at the Debate: Whose Job is It?

FROM DECLAN FINN: For All Their Wars Are Merry: An Examination of Irish Rebel Songs.

I’M SO OLD I REMEMBER WHEN BEVIS AND BUTTHEAD WEREN’T MODELS FOR EMPOWERED WOMEN: Why is Amy Schumer Talking Tampons on the Red Carpet?

SO, NEW YORK TIMES: When you say your endorsement of Hillary is rooted in respect for her intellect, experience and courage, you indict yourselves in a far worse way than I could ever do. Also, “pointillist”?  You might as well say her husband governed by frottage. You’ve gone past being repugnant.  We, here in flyover country, are pointing and laughing.

COME FOR THE DENUNCIATION OF PATRIARCHY, STAY FOR THE CRAZY CHICKS: These are history’s hottest messes.

AH! THAT IVORY TOWER: Call for Submissions for Edited Book, “Loanwords to Live With: An Ecotopian Lexicon Against the Anthropocene”.  For those of you who don’t speak fluent “crazy academic, allow me to translate: Yes, this is a serious call for inventing a new language to use when talking about the physical environment and things associated with it. I suspect taxpayer funds are going to be dumped into this.

A LIFE SAVING GUN THROUGH A VERY BIASED LENS: Fear and Loathing in Charlotte.

OF COURSE THEY DO: Boycott Israel Group Hopes to Host Future Events with Members of Congress.