SAYS THE MAN WHO HAS NEVER WORKED A DAY IN HIS LIFE AT A PRODUCTIVE JOB: Obama Insults ‘Lazy’ Americans in Laos. For once, Mr. President, I encourage you to use public funds to buy something: a mirror.

OF COURSE SHE DID: Clinton Turned Away High-Level Chinese Defector to Assist Beijing Leaders.

THE PROBLEMS OF PEOPLE WITH NO PROBLEMS: Cats are bird killers. These animal experts let theirs outside anyway.

BUT IT’S NOT EVEN GOOD KABUKI: Clinton’s campaign manager kept blacklist of potential hires.

OH, OF COURSE HE DID: Clinton’s campaign manager kept blacklist of potential hires.

WHO KNEW GRESHAM’S LAW APPLIED TO HEALTH CARE? New York’s ObamaCare death spiral.

AND SPEAKING OF AWARDS AND CULTURE WARS: Who are these puppy kickers?

LONG LIVE THE DRAGON: Dragon Award Update.

DIRT WORK, AND THEY’RE NOT DIRT CHEAP: A look into the teachers union ties with EpiPen.

BAD WEATHER OVER CANAL CUTS OFF CONTINENT: Brexit ‘shock’ threatens to do far more damage to the European economy than to Britain.

BUT… BUT… BUT THE VAST RIGHT WING CONSPIRACY MADE ALL THIS UP: Clinton’s Health.

NEWS FROM THE CULTURE WARS, WHEN THE WAR IS ON THE STREETS: SJWs, Lyft Drivers and the heartbreak of the continent of Hawaii.  (I hope you know I resisted introducing this with “incontinently defending Hawaii.”  I want a medal, yes.)

MEANWHILE FOR ONE WORM THE PRESIDENCY HAS BEEN ONE LONG APOLOGY TOUR: When he thinks every country is better than us, how can he be offended?  China’s Insult and Obama’s Climate Kowtow.

MORE NEWS FROM THE CULTURE WAR: The worm is starting to turn. Redskins need to ignore PC culture and keep their name.

GAG.  JUST GAG: The Clinton style, the Clinton manner, the Clinton greed.

INTERESTING: THIS IS THE NEW YORK TIMES?

The Times is devoted to the election of Hillary Clinton, perhaps worrying at times that she’s too conservative.  And yet, the paper has just run a devastating piece on the style of the Clinton campaign.

OH, SURE, LIKE YOU’LL SELL ANY PARENTING BOOKS WITH THAT ATTITUDE: Stop worrying, parenting is far less important than people say.

FORGET BREAD AND CIRCUS WALL STREET: These are the signs of an economic collapse.

DISPATCHES FROM THE CULTURE WAR: Dragon Awards: the Aftermath and Beyond.

IF WE DID THIS TO HAVELOCK-CAT HE’D EITHER EAT THE DEVICE OR MEOW PITEOUSLY TILL WE GOT HIM THE FOOD: Meanwhile Greebo, aka “Squid” would get terrified of the device and pee himself.  We can’t be the ONLY ones with neurotic/dysfunctional cats, surely. Cats Are Happier and Healthier When You Make Them Work for Their Food.

WAR ON SCIENCE: Obama Administration Proposes Smaller 2017 NASA Budget of $19 Billion with big exploration cuts.

WINTER IS COMING:Record Gun Sales in August.

ENSLAVED IN NORTH KOREA: David Sneddon: Student missing for 12 years was ‘kidnapped to teach English to Kim Jong-un’.

HOPE FOR CHANGE: Thousands March in Venezuela to Demand President’s Ouster.

YEAH, IT’S TIME FOR THE SHOCKED FACE: Key Hillary claims to the FBI don’t pass the straight face test.