CHARACTER IS WHAT HOLDS YOU TOGETHER WHILE YOUR BODY CHEMISTRY IS FALLING APART: And then you don’t need to parade your neurosis in pseudo-literary form. A Really Tedious Book about “A Really Good Day”.  I mean, if you’re going to use a title like that, the story best involve cornfields.  Just saying.

PERHAPS THE REST OF THE WORLD SHOULD STOP PARADING AROUND WITH THEIR REDUNDANT “NOT MY PRESIDENT” SIGNS AND CONSIDER WHAT THEY’RE DOING WRONG, INSTEAD? Donald Trump never promised to make the rest of the world great again.

FOR ALL YOUR PROTEST SONGS ARE BELONG TO US: For the Times They are Achanging.

YOU’D BETTER LEARN HOW TO SWIM OR YOU’LL SINK LIKE A STONE: How’s that Shoe on the Other Foot, Prozis?

THE ULTIMATE CRIME IN THE POST-FEMINIST WORLD, WANTING TO AND ENJOYING BEING A MOM: Is Ivanka Making Motherhood Great Again?

SHINING LIGHT ON DARK MONEY: In Jefferson County, Colorado, George Soros found ‘justice was not for sale’.

CR*PPY IS JUST ANOTHER WORD FOR HOW WE RUN AIRPORTS TOGETHER: ‘Third World’ U.S. Airports? That Insults the Third World

I’VE BEEN SAYING THIS FOREVER: Why more minorities should pursue a career in mathematics.  Because Math can’t lie.

ONE MORE EXAMPLE OF HOW UNPRESIDENTIAL HE IS! (Thank Heavens) Trump is refusing to ‘go native’ in Washington, DC.  (Ah, Trump Train, I can hear you whistle in the night. And you’re drawing nearer to my platform.)

CAPITALISM IS NOT AN ECONOMIC SYSTEM.  IT’S JUST NATURAL: Wasps have trading partners and compete for the ‘best trade deals’: study.

IT COULD BE BECAUSE THE LEFT IS A WEIRD CULT: Surviving the Cult.

WHILE AMERICAN PUSSY HATTERS MARCH IN RESPONSE TO IMAGINARY OPPRESSION: Yazidi Girls Sold as Sex Slaves.

DOWN UNDER AND HIGH: Breaking: Australia Has Just Legalized Medical Marijuana Across the Entire Continent.  (they’ve actually been working on this a long time.  Also, what happens when they get high, do they just float off the bottom of the world?  No?  Can we convince them they do?)

DON’T LET THE MEDIA SPIN YA: An alternative way to look at “alternative facts”.

I’VE GOT A TICKET TO RIDE, AND I FEEL FINE: Stop Making Me Defend Trump! (No, I don’t have any shame about mixing up song lyrics.  I regret nothing!)

MY TAX DOLLARS AT WORK: Rich, white welfare queens. 

FOR THE RECORD, PORTUGAL — NOT THE BEST ORGANIZED COUNTRY IN THE WORLD — HAS VERY THOROUGH VOTER ID LAWS: Obama’s Final Whopper as President.

A QUESTION NEVER ANSWERED, NOT EVEN AFTER THEY PASSED THE BILL: What is Insurance?

CELEBRITIES, YOU’RE NOTHING BUT THE DEMS ASSETS: Protesters go after Scott Baio in Washington, DC.  Or you could come to the side of freedom…

THEY’RE STRAIGHT UP ARISTOS: Could Caroline Kennedy be the baggage-free Hillary Clinton?  They believe power should be inherited.  I’m starting to understand the appeal of “Aristo, Aristo, a la lanterne!”

AND THE ANSWER IS, THEY’RE YUGE HYPOCRITES: A Question For Occupy Democrats.

THAT WORD DOESN’T MEAN WHAT YOU THINK IT MEANS: Madonna Claims That Her Terrorist-Like Comments Were A METAPHOR, You Guys!

SHE WAS FOR THEM BEFORE SHE WAS AGAINST THEM: Elizabeth Warren’s school-voucher hypocrisy.

WHAT ABOUT THOSE WHO DON’T WEAR CLOTHES: Wear gaudy clothes? You’re a jealous person.

THE COWS AREN’T MAD, THEY’RE ON A SUGAR HIGH: Farmers have been secretly feeding cows Skittles.