NEVER MIND, I JUST WENT ON THE FLOOR: Family Finds Rattlesnake in Toilet.

PLAYING CHESS: Trump Files With FEC For 2020 Election Bid, Outmaneuvers Nonprofit Organizations.

OH, HERE IS MY SHOCKED FACE: GOP Defectors Have Received Thousands From Teachers Union.

BUT, YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND, OBAMA HAD A D AFTER HIS NAME: When it comes to callousness on Syrian refugees, Obama trumps Trump.

QUOS DEUS VULT PERDERE, PRIUS DEMENTAT: Grassroots rage and the Democrats’ crackup.

NO, NO, NO, THERE ARE NO REPUBLICAN OR LIBERTARIAN GAYS.  FACT: Sorry: the gay rage at Trump is just ridiculous. (Yes, yes, I know at least one of you has my phone number.  I’m just saying what the left is sure is true.)

DUMPING KIDS INTO SCHOOL SYSTEMS WITH NO CAPACITY TO ACCOMMODATE THEM IS A RECIPE FOR DISASTER: How Trump’s refugee order targets educational injustice.

OR NOT: Reality might just be a gigantic hologram.

NEW ENTREE AT THE LIBERAL CANNIBAL CAFE: Wild: Clinton team blames Obama for election loss.

YOU HAVE TO HAVE A HEART OF STONE NOT TO LAUGH LIKE AN HYENA: Fleeing the Trumpocaust.

HE DIED A HERO: Briton Ryan Lock ‘killed himself’ to avoid IS capture.

AH, THE PROFESSIONAL, WELL FUNDED PROTESTERS: Already protesting Gorsuch.

THEY’D BETTER LEARN TO SWIM, OR THEY’LL SINK LIKE A STONE; FOR THE TIMES THEY ARE ACHANGING: “No Irish need apply”.

IF FOR NOTHING ELSE, FOR THE REBOUND OF THE POPCORN INDUSTRY, BUT YEAH: Thank God for Trump.

DEEP STATES WILL; BUT IT’S IMPORTANT TO REMEMBER THAT THE TIMES THEY ARE ACHANGING: The French Deep State Fights Back?

MALE RANGES: From “Animal House” to “Zulu”?

#FASHIONABLE LIES: Five Myths of the Debate over Trump’s Refugee Executive Order.

NEUTRALIZING THE LEFT: How to Defeat Weaponized Empathy.

AH, PROGRESSIVES, IF THEY CAN’T CHANGE THE FACTS, THEY CHANGE THE STATISTICS: Violence is spiking in NYC schools – even if the city denies it.

AND COBBLER’S KIDS GO BAREFOOT: I’m a porn star and it’s hard having sex with my wife.

BECAUSE THE INSIDERS HAVEN’T DONE THAT GREAT A JOB? Why we need an outsider like Betsy DeVos as education secretary.

PERHAPS THE BEST THING FOR MEN, WOMEN AND EVERYONE ELSE IS NOT TO CONCENTRATE SO MUCH ON LOOKS?  NAH. THAT’S CRAZY TALK. Enough with the Humble-Bragging “Body Positivity” Selfies.

ARE YOU EVEN ALLOWED TO SHOW GROWN-UP, DEPENDENT MEN ON TV? The secret magic of TV’s best new show.

THE MEDIA’S FALSE FIRESTORM: The Gag Order That Wasn’t.

IN AMERICA THE DARK AGE OF POLITICAL CORRECTNESS IS OVER: Post-Election Thoughts. Or, in other words “For the times, they are achanging.”