THAT’S IT.  WE’RE LIVING IN A PULP UNIVERSE:Massive ‘anomaly’ lurks beneath ice in Antarctica.

ARE YOU NOW, OR HAVE YOU EVER BEEN A CONSERVATIVE: A New McCarthyism in Hollywood?

NIGHTMARE INDUCING: My new vagina almost ruined my partner’s penis.

HAUNTED BY NON-EXISTENT RESTAURANTS?  IT’S NOT SCIENCE FICTION: That awesome delivery restaurant you love doesn’t actually exist.

MORE DISPATCHES FROM THE CULTURE WAR:Watch where you step.

FOR EVERYTHING TURN, TURN, TURN: The Work of the Weavers.

TRY #7 ARM, MANNY: This climber lost his legs, so he built robotic replacements.

BECAUSE THE CONSTITUTION IS LIKE REALLY OLD AND STUFF: Georgia State Representative Files Bill to Automatically Censor Internet Content.  Also I totally trust the government to pick what I should and shouldn’t see.  Totally.

YOU KNOW, TRUMP JUST MIGHT HAVE A POINT: An Artist Against the NEA, Part 1: The Case of Karen Finley.

MAKING OTHERS SUFFER FOR THE ELITES’ DELUSIONS:Environmentally Friendly Pollution.

AND THE REST OF EUROPE BETTER LISTEN IN TOO: To My Friends in France.

MALICIOUS ENTITY? IS THAT A HILLARY CLINTON JOKE? Suspected Hack Attack Snagging Cell Phone Data Across D.C.

WELL, THE CLINTON LAWYER WOULD HAVE EXPERIENCE IN THIS STUFF: Tammy Baldwin Paid Clinton Lawyer $90K For Crisis Control After VA Scandal.

I’M READY FOR MY CLOSE UP MR. DEMILLE: Preet Bharara is plotting his revenge.

FOR HIS NEXT STUNT, HE’LL WEAR A MEAT SUIT IN A LION’S DEN: I survived wearing a ‘Make America Great Again’ hat in NYC.   (To the gentleman wearing a MAGA hat at the Denver zoo last month, yeah, that was me giving you a goofy grin and both thumbs up. How times have changed.)

WE CAN’T JUST DRILL OUR WAY TO LOWER GAS PRICES, HE SAID: Low oil prices prove how wrong Obama was yet again.  (Does anyone else wonder where he thinks oil comes from, or is it just me?)

THIS IS MY SHOCKED FACE: Donna Brazile Finally Admits She Passed Debate Questions to Hillary Clinton Campaign.

LEGAL IMMIGRANTS HAVE NO REASON TO FEAR DEPORTATION: Washington Post Reports Immigrants Are ‘Going Hungry’ Because of Trump.

MADNESS!  IMAGINE BASKETBALL TEAMS CHOSE PLAYERS THAT… OH, WAIT: Research Shows Firing Teachers Based on Performance Can Actually Work.

YEAH, CAUS’ READING BOOKS IS SO 20TH CENTURY:How virtual reality gaming may reshape classic literature.

BUT THEY DON’T WANT TO MAKE A DIFFERENCE; THEY WANT TO VIRTUE SIGNAL: 6 Ways Liberal Celebrities Could Make A Difference.

WELL, NOW, THEY DIDN’T SPECIFY DESERVING OF WHAT: Dear Taste-Makers: You Are Not a “Deserving Elite”.

THE EMPIRE PROTECTS ITSELF: Facebook Sued In Israel For Blocking All Links To Site Critical Of Facebook & Suggesting Site Was ‘Unsafe’.

CRICKETS:Bow Wow slurs Melania Trump in the nastiest way possible. Three guesses how reporters responded to the message.

FOR THE TIMES THEY ARE ACHANGING: Childish Dreams.