AH THE OLD DINGY LADY:  All the Speculation That’s Fit To Print.

HOW ABOUT LETTING KIDS BE KIDS: At that age one of my kids thought he was pterodactyl for months.  Or at least that’s what he told me.  The other had an imaginary pet llama. AP Gives ‘Tips’ for Deciding If Your Kid Is Transgender.

I DOUBT AIRBNB REALLY WANTS TO BE IN THE BUSINESS OF VETTING THEIR USERS’ TRAVEL PLANS:Airbnb users claim they are getting booted over far-right rally plans. I only see ways this could go wrong.

I DON’T THINK THAT’S WHAT MALE STRIPPERS ARE SUPPOSED TO REVEAL: Male stripper reveals raunchy backstage antics of Las Vegas show.

IN THE EMAIL FROM CJ CARELLA: Havoc of War (Warp Marine Corps Book 5).

SO, CALEXIT… CAN THE IDEA BE REVIVED? California Congressman Displays “Muslim Statue Of Liberty” In His Office. Also that word doesn’t mean what he thinks it means.

PARTNERS IN WAR AND FREEDOM:Marine Remembers His Heroic Bomb-Sniffing Dog.

YEAH?  I’M SHOCKED, SHOCKED, SHOCKED: Optimism of Small-Business Owners at Highest Level Seen in Decade.

YEAH?  GUESS WHAT? WE NO LONGER CARE: Your dog’s carbon pawprint is really big.

START BY BEING CRAZY:Roller-skate stilettos are an accident waiting to happen.

MSM TELLS THE TRUTH: CBS Accidently Stumbles On Harsh Truth About Gun Laws.

BEST THING TO COME FROM JAPAN SINCE WALKMAN: Scientists create incredible ice cream that won’t melt.

THINGS ARE STIRRING IN SPACE LAW:A Cornucopia at the Federal Register Last Week: New Executive Order on Manufacturing Base, Virgin’s LauncherOne, and NASA Contract Term.

THOSE WACKY GERMANS! Organic What?!?

THE LAST TIME I HEARD ANYONE BLAMING A WOMAN FOR BEING RAPED BECAUSE OF THE CLOTHES SHE WAS WEARING: Was… an Islamist claiming uncovered women were like uncovered cat meat or something.  This hasn’t been deployed in western society since I was a little kid. But nice straw rapist that woman totally destroyed. Rape culture?

I’M SO OLD THAT I REMEMBER WHEN THERE WAS MUSIC ON MTV: MTV’s Iconic ‘Moonman’ Trophy Is Now a Genderless ‘Moon Person’.

YAY FOR BULLDOGS: Stephen Miller found his calling early .

HISTORY SHOWS REVOLUTION HAPPENS WHEN THE OPPRESSION EASES UP: Misery Doesn’t Cause Revolution.

DELUSIONAL: House Dem: Rubio and Cruz Wouldn’t be Senators Under Green Card Reform Bill Standards.

FANTASY, MEET REALITY: Commercial Crabber Of 50 Years Tells Gore Sea Level Hasn’t Changed Since At Least 1970.

RESEARCHERS BAFFLED BY UNEXPECTED RESULTS: Boys who watch porn are more likely to become misogynists.

NOTHING TO SNEEZE AT: This might be the end of the common cold as we know it.

I’M HOLDING OUT FOR THE ALL-BLACK MODEL:Special forces test out ‘Boba Fett’ combat helmet .

BUT I PREFER MINE MARINATED IN MARXIST TEARS: Now tech moguls are dining on gold-crusted steaks.

FOR THE TIMES THEY ARE ACHANGING: Governments are not in Control.