YOUR DUTIES ARE NOT WHAT THEY TELL YOU: What You Owe.

HAVE I MENTIONED MY SHOCKED FACE: Australia’s Bureau of Meteorology (BOM) has been caught red handed erasing record-breaking cold temperatures from its data records.

WELL, BE FAIR, THEY HAVE NO OTHER MARKETABLE SKILLS: College Protesters Demand Peers Pay Them for ‘Emotional Labor’.

I… THE… WHAT? Amazon Seeks to Combat ‘Confederate’ with Reparations-Themed Alt-History Show.

OH, YEAH, AND THIS IS MY SHOCKED FACE: Sources: Samantha Power, A Woman With No Intelligence Function, Filed “Hundreds” of Unmasking Requests In Relation to Trump and His Transition Team.

OR DOES IT SIMPLY MAKE IT SEEM LONGER? Can oatmeal twice a day really help you live longer?

HUMAN WAVE FROM GRAY RINEHART: Walking on the Sea of Clouds. The saga of the first colony on the moon.

SUICIDE PACT: State and Local Governments Pledge to Shackle Economies Under Paris Agreement’s Terms.

BIG BROTHER IS STALKING YOU: Creepy Canadian App Gives Citizens Points for Making Government-Approved Choices.

SETTING THE RECORD STRAIGHT: Robert A. Heinlein: The Man Who Loved Women.

VIRTUE SIGNALING UBER ALAS: JK Rowling Tweet About Trump Refusing to Shake Hand of Little Boy Gets 76,000 Retweets; Boy’s Mother Asks Her to Correct Lie; JK Rowling Refuses.

THIS IS MY SHOCKED FACE:Mentally Disabled to Lose Jobs Due to Seattle’s $15 Minimum Wage.

WELL! Don’t ever call these guys dumb bunnies .

THE WAGES OF FAKE NEWS: Katie Couric Out at Yahoo News.

WHEN MARTYRDOM LOSES ITS GLAMOUR: The Islamic State’s Shock-and-Bore Terrorism.

DOOOOOOMED, DOOOOOOOOOMED, I TELL YAH: Stephen Hawking and the Temple of Dooms.

PRECIOUS SNOW FLAKE MEDAL, WITH ENTITLEMENT CLUSTERS: Swedish Hiker Calls for Helicopter Rescue Because She Was … Tired.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH: Gun Control Fantasies. Reality based community.  Pfui.

YEP, YEP, YEP: Global Warming and Suckers.

BUT BUT BUT, THE GOVERNMENT SAID YOU COULD KEEP YOUR DOCTOR:1,332 Counties Will Only Have One Health Insurer on Obamacare Exchange in 2018.

IN OTHER NEWS, THE LEFT CONTINUES TO BE OUT OF IDEAS: “Suburbicon” Pummels Hollywood’s Favorite Punching Bag… again.

THERE IT IS, MY SHOCKED FACE:Elizabeth Warren Again Calls for ‘Equal Pay,’ Ignores Pay Gap in Own Office.

NEWS YOU CAN USE: The deadly reason why you shouldn’t let dogs lick your face.

WHY ARE LIBERAL-CONTROLLED INSTITUTIONS AND COMPANIES SUCH CESSPITS OF EXPLOITATION, HARASSMENT AND ABUSE? NBC only wants ‘good-looking’ employees: lawsuit.

NOT A PROBLEM FOR THE SELF EMPLOYED: Even if my boss is a b*tch.  When a colleague is laid off, it can send shockwaves throughout the workplace.