DOES BEING CARRIED COUNT? Baby could become youngest to ever complete Appalachian Trail.

DESPERATELY SEEKING LINK: Prehistoric skull could explain how apes evolved into humans.

CHUPACABRA ALERT! Was a mythical beast hanging out on this golf course?

GROW UP! THERE’S SIX OF THEM RIGHT THERE: 10 tips from a world-famous divorce lawyer to save your marriage.

DOPAMINE PRIVILEGE: Why some people have zero sense of personal space: study.

ONE TOLD BY ELITES WHO DESPISE YOU: Another Big Lie of the Contemporary Art World Revealed.

THOSE PEACEFUL ALL FEMALE PLANETS:The Myth of the Peaceful Woman.

OR, YOU KNOW, NOT WANTING TO BE STRIPPED OF YOUR CIVIL RIGHTS: Lawyer: ‘Misogyny’ Behind Demands for Due Process in Campus Sex Assault Cases.

IT’S OKAY WHEN THEIR SIDE DOES IT:Austin Theater Admits It Broke the Law with ‘Women Only’ Screenings of ‘Wonder Woman’.

AFTER FORCING POISONOUS LIGHTBULBS ON US, WHY WOULD IT SURPRISE ANYONE THAT THE GOVERNMENT WANTS TO FORCE OTHER UNRELIABLE TECHNOLOGIES DOWN OUR THROATS: Federal Bill Seeks To Block Sales Of Pistols Lacking Microstamping Technology.

ER: Japan’s Kit Kat obsession created some wacky flavors.

OR, AFTER A FEW BEERS, YOU JUST THINK YOU’RE THINKING CLEARLY:Turns out drinking beer could help you think clearly.

AND HIS NAME IS LENA DUNHAM: Big Brother Is Listening to You. Even your thoughts aren’t safe.

HOW WE TREAT THOSE WHO’VE SERVED: The Wonderful World of the VA.

ALL IN ALL IT’S JUST ANOTHER, ANOTHER BRICK IN THE WALL: Department of Education? Why?

FETAL STEM CELL INDUSTRY WORST HURT: ‘Origami organs’ could be the future of regenerative medicine.

UH OH, GOOGLE WON’T LIKE THAT: Here’s why women overthink everything.

OR PERHAPS THEY’RE WORKING AS THEY’RE MEANT TO: Blame your faulty taste buds for your sugar addiction.

YEAH: There’s something unusual about the job growth numbers.  And there’s been for years.

BEYOND THE REACH OF REGULATION: What A Backyard Submachine Gun Can Teach Us About Gun Laws.

REAL FICTION: UnReality.

END STAGE SOCIALISM:Specter of coup, surge in violence haunt Venezuela.

BAD IDEAS LIKE BAD RESTAURANTS KEEP CHANGING THEIR NAMES: But it doesn’t make either better.  Instead of Climate Changes US Federal Department Now Encourages Climate Extremes.

THIS IS WHAT THE COLD CIVIL WAR FEELS LIKE TO THE YOUNG:America is Slowly Falling Apart.  (Why to the young?  Because those of us old enough know that the feeling is only there because now the right can talk back.  Under the old media the dissent was hidden under a blanket of uniformity.  It’s the same as it ever was, only now the rest of us know we’re not isolated and crazy.  This is what’s know as getting worse before it gets — visibly — better.)

NOT TODAY ISIS: ISIS hasn’t been doing so well lately.