LIBERAL FEMALE PRIVILEGE:  Oxford University stabber avoids jail because of her ‘extraordinary’ potential.

WHAT AMAZES ME IS THAT BARNES AND NOBLE IS ESCHEWING EBOOKS:  After all, it was their (and the defunct Borders) full buy-into the push model of marketing that helped make the paper book market untenable.  B&N for the loss.

I TOO WOULD LIKE A RETURN TO CIVILIZED FLYING. I JUST CAN’T AFFORD IT:  Fear Of Flying.

SOMETIMES A REVIEW IS SO BRUTAL AND SO TOTALLY ACCURATE:  The agony of Alger.  And also, communist-worshipers should be slapped, even if (just) with words.

GOVERNMENT IS A NAME FOR THE THINGS WE CHOOSE TO DO TOGETHER:  Food Truck Kicked Out of Town for Serving Hurricane Victims Without a Permit.

ESPIONAGE, HOMEWORK, AT THIS POINT, WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE?  #ImranAwan: Kids Homework Was Reason For Massive Data Transfer From House Server!

IN FACT RAPONE IS UPSETTING A LOT OF PEOPLE:   Politics in Uniform.

EH.  HE’S NOT AMERICA STRONG, EITHER:  Spenser Rapone is NOT Army Strong.

STRANGELY NOT TO INCREASE MUSLIM SELF-ESTEEM:  Australia is creating its own space agency.

AS WE’VE BEEN IN THE LAST 30 YEARS:  We’re one step closer to a male birth control ‘pill’.

YOU DON’T WANT TO BE TAKEN LIGHTLY:   Why you shouldn’t propose on a hot air balloon.

NANCY PELOSI?  JERRY BROWN?  California names an official state dinosaur.

SANITY MUCH NEEDED IN:  Award Shows.

OH WHAT A LOAD:  “Mad Pooper” Has a Spokesman and an Excuse.

UNFORTUNATELY NO.  NO CHANCE OF OCEAN FRONT PROPERTY IN DENVER:   Is Sea Level Rising?

EVEN I HAVE COME ACROSS THE “TRUMP IS NOT MENTIONING PUERTO RICO, OMG”:  You know what, actions speak louder than words.

UNITY FOR WHOM? THOSE WEARING I-LOVE-ME-JACKETS?  NFL Players Memo To Roger Goodell: Declare November As Unity Social Justice Month

SO ABOUT MERKEL:  German elections: One more such “victory” and Merkel is undone.

THE NFL CHOOSES TO ROLL LEFT AND DIE:   The NFL and the National Anthem.

OF COURSE IT DOES:  Entrepreneurial Boy Mows White House Lawn. Partisan Media Claims it’s Unfair Child Labor.

THE NFL TURNS MAOIST:  Good News: A Steeler Issues an Apology for the Anthem Protest
Bad News: It Was the Lone Player Who Stood for the Anthem, Apologizing for “Throwing [His] Teammates Under the Bus”.

OOH, BOY, SHALL WE: Shall We Have a Conversation About Arrest Statistics for Those Privileged NFL Players?

OFFICIAL CHILD ABUSE:  8th-Graders Made to Lie in Dark with Wrists Taped, Watching ‘Roots’ at Calif. School.

OF COURSE SHE DOES:  Dianne Feinstein Laments Return of Due Process.

SOMEHOW A FEW TYPOS GOT BY MY EDITORS BUT WELL… I WAS VERY ANGRY, SO THERE WERE MANY OF THEM:  The Puffington Host Now Doing Bad Science Fiction. The typos will be dealt with.