FUNNY WAY YOU HAVE OF SPELLING EVIL: It’s Official: On Trump’s Travel Order, the Left Is Bonkers.

ALWAYS WAS: Social Justice is Word Salad.

IMPOSSIBLE!  THEY NEVER LIED TO US BEFORE: The left’s sick lies about health reform.

THERE ARE PEOPLE STILL USING XP? Microsoft issues ‘highly unusual’ Windows XP patch to prevent massive ransomware attack.

BROUGHT TO YOU BY LOVE OF THE LETTER Y: Too many parents are naming their kids after a Star Wars villain.

DARCY — ALAS — NOT INCLUDED:Legendary ‘Pride and Prejudice’ estate is for sale.

MAYBE RARER:‘Rare as winning the lottery’: New dinosaur fossil so well-preserved it looks like a statue.

FLORIDA FAMILY: The mango did not fall far from the tree.

BLUE PLATE SPECIAL AT THE CANNIBAL CAFE: Hollywood’s highest profile feminist gets smacked around by film critics for some surprising reasons.

IT DEPENDS. ARE DEMONS BUYING ICE-SKATES? Late night TV demands this kind of show. But would Hollywood even consider it?

FLORIDA MAN MOVED????? Man arrested after ‘masturbating vigorously’ in public because he ‘hates Portland’.

I CAN’T HELP BUT FEEL UNEASY ABOUT  A TOTALITARIAN REGIME IN SPACE WHEN WE’RE NOT: China plans ambitious space mission to hunt and ‘capture’ asteroids by 2020.

WRONG SQUIRREL! Oops: The New York Times Accidentally Exposed ‘The Hillary Clinton-Russia Nexus’!  (Also, this headline made me cackle like a madwoman, sending everyone in the house to see what I was looking at.)

OH, SURE.  WE REALLY NEED A NEW WAY FOR SHALLOW PEOPLE TO ANNOY EVERYONE ELSE! Can these ‘magic mirrors’ save retailers?

BUT WILL THEY HAVE THE APPROVED OPINIONS? We could be talking to dolphins by 2021.

WRITING CHECKS YOUR PREPAREDNESS CAN’T CASH: Resist: Woman Follows Republican Representative on Highway, Menacing Them

REASON A MILLION FIVE THOUSAND AND FIFTY NINE WHY TRUMP WON: Democrat Refers to Middle America as ‘Podunk, USA’.

THE SCIENCE IS SETTLED: Science says wine and cheese make you fit and smart.

PAY ATTENTION: Men’s Depression Is Subtle. But It Can Kill.

IN THE EMAIL FROM ALMA BOYKIN: Clawing Back from Chaos: Book 9 in the Cat Among Dragons Series (A Cat Among Dragons).

An excerpt here.

YOU MEAN IN SPACE WE CAN STILL HEAR REGULATIONS? Space Workers.

I’D HAVE KEPT GEORGE: Does this crazy b*tch get paid for this?

STALIN WOULD APPROVE: Facebook Censors Anti-Communist Stalin Memes.

THE POWDER KEG: Tense Times.

HONESTLY? I ALSO OFTEN ASK THIS: What Purpose Government?