THIS IS MY SHOCKED FACE:   #UndercoverANTIFA Video Shows Antifa Plans for Violence, Media Doesn’t Care.

ARE YOU EXERCISING YOUR PELVIC FLOOR:  The painful reason so many women don’t want sex.

THE BEST LOCATION IN THE WORLD, 300 CLEAR NIGHTS, 3 TIMES THE DIAMETER, 9 TIMES THE SURFACE AREA  AND 10 TIMES THE ANGERED GODS OF ANY OTHER EARTH-BASED TELESCOPE:  Hawaii approves construction of telescope on sacred volcano.

MOST PEOPLE AREN’T WASHING THEM, PERIOD: Chances are you wash hands wrong — and it’s making you sick.

THIS IS MY SHOCKED FACE:  The Hypocrisy Of Liz, Melania’s Graciousness, And Lessons From Dr. Seuss.

CAN HE MOVE ELSEWHERE NOW?  Chuck Todd Seems to Think the Declaration of Independence Is ‘Very Fundamentalist’.  China, Cuba, Venezuela seem to align with his beliefs that rights are something the government giveth and the government taketh away.  He should be happy there.

BECAUSE THEY DON’T SELL?  ‘Kingsman 2’ Director on Why He Cut Trump References from Film.

TEACHING A MAN TO FISH:  Mayor Comes Up with Simple Way to Combat Homelessness, Panhandling in His City.

AND WORSE:  The Left Has George W. Bush Nostalgia, Forgets They Called Him Hitler.

IN THIS CASE, GOOD:  Meanwhile, Trump marches on.

ACTUALLY THAT’S A LOWER NUMBER THAN I EXPECTED: Five Times Hollywood Brazenly Colluded With Democrats.

THE REAL EMBARRASSMENT IS PEOPLE OFFERING TO SIGN HIS CAST: Man fractures his penis during sex, notices 12 hours later.

DON’T BE A SCIENCE DENIER:   Scientists confirm the obvious: drinking beer makes you happy.

MEET THE NEW TWITTER; SAME AS OLD TWITTER:  New Twitter is turning grown adults into clowns and crybabies.

BOTH CAN COST YOU A LOT, AND YOU SHOULD WASH YOUR HANDS AFTER EITHER:  Shopping can actually be better than sex.

YEAH.  WE SURE HAVEN’T HAD ENOUGH OF GENDER-SHIFTED CLASSICS AND “GENTLY FEMINIST” PROPAGANDA LITERATURE:  You’ll love this absolutely delightful sequel to ‘The Wind in the Willows’.  I suspect this like the others of its kind is chasing a micro-audience.

SOMETHING TO BE GLAD ABOUT:  Scalise is back.

ALL THOSE NINJA REDNECK ASSASSINS:  An Opinion on Suppressors and the Hearing Protection Act.

THIS IS MY SHOCKED FACE:  The Russians Trolled the NFL and Black Lives Matter.

WAY TO MAKE FRIENDS AND INFLUENCE PEOPLE:  Taking a Knee at the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier.

ALMOST AS THOUGH IT WERE A TISSUE OF LIES:  Yet Another Major Russia Story Falls Apart. Is Skepticism Permissible Yet?

COMING OUT VERY SOON:  The Monster Hunter Files.  (Full disclosure, it contains a story by yours truly.  Also one by Larry Correia, one by Jim Butcher, and one by Brad Torgersen.)

THAT’S JUST TROLLING. AS IF ANYONE FOLLOWING HER WILL VOTE FOR LESS BOOB:  Playboy model ‘sucker-punched’ by her own boob will let fans decide her busty fate

FOR INSTANCE, IF YOUR FAVORITE SONG IS “IMAGINE”:   Your favorite song could reveal if you’re a psychopath.

THIS HAS BEEN GOING ON FOR A LONG TIME:   Just War Theory and the Baltic Crusades.