UNEXPECTEDLY!  Aetna exiting all ACA insurance marketplaces in 2018.

EDUCATED BEYOND THEIR INTELLIGENCE: It is doubtful they ever had any usefulness.  Cal Poly Professor Argues Squirrels Are Subjected to Racially-Charged Media Bias .

THAT WORD AGAIN: The Constitution: Treason Doesn’t Mean What You Think It Means.

THERE IS A RAPE CULTURE: It’s not in college campuses.

DUH! Majority of Unemployed Americans Want Obamacare Repealed, Illegal Immigration Stopped.

THEY HAD A REMAINING BEND TO GO AROUND? Are they seeing their own backs, yet?  The Associated Press Goes Around the Bend on Comey.

THEY DREAM OF IMPEACHMENT: Frankly, jinns in bottles are more likely.  Comey firing roundup.

WE WERE JUST DISCUSSING AMONG FRIENDS HOW TO DETERMINE WHEN HUMAN THINKING SET IN: Apparently there is a way to tell.  Maybe. ‘Humanlike’ ways of thinking evolved 1.8 million years ago.

HE COULD TRY TO LEVITATE THE DENVER MINT.  IT’S SANER:Michael Moore Thinks a Broadway Show Will Restore Americans’ Faith in the Democrats. IOW Reason a million and fifty five thousand why Trump won.

A FATAL CASE OF MUNCHHAUSEN BY PROXY SYNDROME:Mom pretended her kid was disabled — until the girl rebelled with murder.

IT’S NOT BLINDERS, IT’S OBFUSCATION WITH A SIDE OF CRONY CAPITALISM: The Blinders are Still in Place.

FREE SPEECH IS NOT THE RIGHT TO DESTROY: Right to protest?

WHILE THE LEFT AS USUAL CELEBRATES DEATH, MATURE HUMAN BEINGS TRY TO PREVENT MORE TRAGEDY: On losing hope.

SO NOW FRANCE IS DONE, LET’S LOOK AT ENGLAND: May is Lucky in her Enemies.

SOCIALISTS? COMMITTING FINANCIAL FRAUD?  Next you’ll tell me water is wet and fire is hot.   FBI investigating Jane Sanders for alleged bank fraud.

MORE THAN YOU EVER WANTED TO KNOW ABOUT DUCK SEX: The horrible thing you never knew about ducks.

MOLON LABE: ISIS Tells Jihadists To Attack U.S. Gun Store Owners As Way To Acquire Firearms.

IN THE EMAIL FROM DAVID L. BURKHEAD: Rainy Days and Moon Days (FutureTech Industries).

IT’S ALWAYS IN THE LAST PLACE YOU LOOK: Biologists Find Weird Cave Life That May Be 50,000 Years Old.

DUH, IF THEY COME ALL THAT WAY THEY WANT SOMETHING PRETTY BADLY: If Aliens Visit, Don’t Expect a Hollywood Ending, Ridley Scott Warns.

THESE ARE THE CRAZY YEARS: Nieman Marcus Will Sell You a “Destroyed” — Artificially Distressed to the Point of Being Nonfunctional — Sneaker, And They’ll Do It for the Low, Low Price of One Thousand Four Hundred and Twenty Five Dollars.

THE SHOW WASN’T THAT GOOD THE FIRST TIME OUT; CAN WE STOP WITH THE RERUNS? The Never-Ending 2016 Election.

BOOBS NOT INCLUDED:Homeowner uses naked chicks to sell $100M mansion.

THEY WEREN’T ALL BEAKS AND FEATHERS: Some Dinosaur Eggs Took Six Months or More to Hatch.

CUTTING THROUGH THE FOG: Health insurance and pre-existing conditions.