PERHAPS THEY SHOULD LOOK AT CNN FOR WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU ROLL LEFT:  At least, before they die. Salon Stops Pretending to Be Journalists, Won’t Publish Trump’s Name.

AS REAL AS ANYTHING ELSE ON CNN: CNN Trots Out Elmo to Spout Leftist Talking Points About Syrian Refugees.

ALMA BOYKIN SAYS NOT EVERYTHING IN NORTHERN GERMANY IS CREEPY: So maybe my youthful memories of the area are bad! Boats! (And Ships, and Engines, and Fish-in-a-Jar, and Letters, and Art, and…)

I’M SO OLD I REMEMBER WHEN THERE WAS A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MEDIA AND FABULISTS: Wolf Blitzer: ‘Potentially Very Dangerous’ for Trump to Call the Media an Enemy of the People.

NO: The Intelligentsia: Trust us! We’re experts!

MEH. WE MANAGE THIS WITH AMEX AND PAYING OFF THE BALANCE EVERY MONTH: Myths and Misconceptions about Credit Cards.

SURE, BUT REMOVING IT WOULD END OPPORTUNITIES FOR CORRUPTION AND GRAFT! Recent Obamacare Insurer Exits Lead to 2 More Counties With No Choices.

RUSSIAN CONNECTIONS: Claire McCaskill Used Undisclosed Foundation to Pay for Dinner at Russian Ambassador’s House.

THE ANTITHESIS OF AUTISM: The disorder that causes hugging and trusting strangers.

EVERYONE IS.  SERIOUSLY: Self-driving cars are totally perplexed by kangaroos.

YOU’LL NEED A HEART OF STONE NOT TO ROFL: CNN’s Very Bad Week.

TOO LITTLE, TOO LATE: Reporters attempting to disconnect unhinged stars from the progressive movement are forgetting one critical fact.

ABOUT AS MUCH AS HUMANS WHO DON’T: Why Dolls that Read Emotions are as Creepy as They Sound.

THE HUGOS AND SF INSIDE BASEBALL: The Claw!

WHICH IS WHY WE NEED TO GET OUR EGGS OUT OF THIS ONE BASKET: Mass extinctions on Earth are more common than you think.

FLORIDA MAN!  WHAT YOU GONNA DO?  Florida thief caught with his pants down.

REALLY?  MICHAEL MOORE? TRIGGLYPUFF?  The sexy new bikini style that looks good on everyone.

BUT VERY SLOWLY, LIKE IN THE NEXT 10,000 YEARS OR SO (ROLLS EYES): Climate change is coming for your morning cup of coffee.

SAVE THE WHAT? Killer whales completely eviscerated a great white shark.

SOME REVIEWS MAKE MY DAY:Sarah Hoyt’s Darkship Revenge.

FASTER, PLEASE: News about cancer research that could be very, very important.

IN THE EMAIL FROM DANIEL HUMPHREYS: Fade (Paxton Locke Book 1).

OF COURSE THEY DO! Want Bigger Boobs? Japan Has A Non-Surgical Idea For You.

IN THE EMAIL FROM STEVE RUSKIN: America’s First Great Eclipse: How Scientists, Tourists, and the Rocky Mountain Eclipse of 1878 Changed Astronomy Forever.

Ruskin is an historian of astronomy and wrote the book to compare the upcoming 2017 “Great American Eclipse” to the country’s first “great eclipse.”

THEY’LL ONLY LEAD TO MORE VIOLENCE: Stop with the False Equivalencies.