ARE YOU GUYS ALSO STARTING TO WONDER WHAT KIND OF FAMILIES LIBERALS GREW UP IN?  A New Girl Scouts Ruckus: People React to Message “Parents Shouldn’t Force Daughters to Give Hugs During Holidays”.

OR WE COULD ENGRAVE TANSTAAFL ON EACH POLITICIAN’S FOREHEAD?  Taxes, Subsidies and “Basic Income”.

CREATING SERFS FOR THE STATE:  EU Game Tells Kids to Collect More Taxes.

WHAT WAS AL FRANKEN DOING IN WISCONSIN?  Clown Faces Sex Raps For Haunted House Groping.

FROM L. JAGI LAMPLIGHTER:  The Awful Truth About Forgetting.

SAN FRANCISCO OVERRUN WITH TURKEYS! WHO KNEW?  Wild turkeys test San Francisco’s tolerance.

THEM KIDS AND THEIR CRAZY MUSIC:  Fisking “Goth Music will Destroy Your Child”.

AND IN CASE YOU WONDERED, YEP, DEMOCRATS ARE STILL ACTING INSANE:  Newsweek: Charles Manson = Donald Trump.  I’m thinking when Newsweek sold for $1 it was wildly overpriced.

YOU HAVE TO HAVE A HEART OF STONE NOT TO LAUGH LIKE A HYENA:  Cry Me a River: Kathy Griffin Whines Because She Can’t Get Work.

NOT ME.  I ALREADY HAVE CATS:  Who would want a man like this?

OKAY, LAST WEEKEND I MET SOMEONE WHO THINKS GOVERNMENT IS HIDING THE SECRET OF HOW TO MAKE GOLD:  And he was saner than most of these people.  Charles Manson Finally Dies, Everybody Tweets.

TODAY IS A GOOD DAY TO GO DOWN ON YOUR KNEES AND THANK JOSEPH LISTER:  Or at least gargle and thank Joseph Lister.  This man discovered a dirty little secret that reinvented medicine.

MORE THAN 3,000 WOMEN AND CHILDREN ARE STILL ENSLAVED AND 300,000 YAZIDIS ARE DISPLACED:  My life as an ISIS sex slave — and how I escaped.

SO LET’S TALK ABOUT FOOTBALL INSTEAD!  Americans worry that talking about Trump will ruin Thanksgiving dinner: poll.

THE HORROR, THE TRAUMA, THE AGONY OF KEEPING IT IN YOUR PANTS:  The only thing crazier than what these sex addicts did is what they get at rehab.

WELL, NEW TO THEM:  Scientists discover ‘new species’ of dinosaur.

PFUI:  Female psychologist says PMS is a myth.  Female psychologist is fortunate in her hormones, is all.

THEY’RE ECONOMIC ILLITERATES:  Democrats Revive the “Trickle Down” Smear.

BOTH DONOR AND PATIENT WERE DEAD, BUT OTHER THAN THAT …  World’s first human head transplant a success, professor says.

MICHELLE OBAMA ENDORSES THIS STUDY, SO SHUT UP AND EAT YOUR VEGGIES:  90% of Americans eat garbage.

AHAHAHAHAHAH!  OH, WAIT, THEY’RE SERIOUS:  Democrats Set Five Articles of Impeachment Against Trump.  Let me laugh even harder.

ABOUT TIME:  Orrin Hatch Shuts Down Sherrod Brown Original Gangsta Style.

UNFORTUNATELY NOT WHAT HAPPENED IN ROMANIA IN 1989.  MUGABE COULD USE A CEAUSESCU MOMENT:  What’s going on in Zimbabwe?

YOU EXPECTED DIFFERENT FROM COMMUNIST NEWS NETWORK?  THERE IS NO TRUTH (OR SHAME) IN PRAVDA:  CNN Partisan Shills Spin Clownishly For Molesting Clown Al Franken.

SPEAKING OF HILLARY: Look, I told my friend not to go on reading Hillary’s book.  I told her it would have Necronomicon-like effects.  She was warned.  She was told to watch her liver damage.  And yet she persisted.  You might as well enjoy the results.  HRC: A New Deal, A Square Deal or How She Wanted to be the Next Roosevelt.  Also, wait, I THOUGHT Obama was the new Roosevelt.  Progressives.  Living in the past. Again.