HE WAS THE CIVILIAN PILOT WHO REPORTED THE PHOENIX LIGHTS INCIDENT: Kurt Russell reported UFO sighting decades ago.

WOULDN’T ANY DEATH FROM WHIPPED CREAM QUALIFY AS A FREAK ACCIDENT? Fitness model killed in freak whipped cream accident.

NOT TO MENTION FOR A SANE RELATIONSHIP: How sober dates are better for romance.

NEWS YOU CAN USE: Papa Pat Rambles.

GROWNUPS KNOW NO ONE LIVES IN A PERFECT WORLD: Guess What? Men Can’t ‘Have it All’ Either.

WAIT, WAIT, YOU MEAN MARKETING ACTUALLY WORKS?  It’s so easy to trick people into eating their vegetables.

OH, PLEASE, IT’S ONLY CANDY: Skittles ditches its signature rainbow for LGBT pride.

THIS IS NOT THE GIANT RUBBER DUCK YOU’RE LOOKING FOR: Why Canadians are mad about this huge rubber duck.

AGAIN WITH THE SHOCKED FACE: Another Left-Wing Science Scandal.

GIVEN THE OPEN MINDS OF THE LEFT, I’M SHOCKED AND SURPRISE–  YEAH.  THIS TOTALLY IS MY SHOCKED FACE: Free Beacon Barred From Covering Jon Ossoff Campaign Event.

IN SOME CASES, NEARLY IMPOSSIBLE TO ESTABLISH: The Cosby trial and the issue of consent.

THE REAL ATTACK IS NOT TO INTERRUPT THE PLAY; THE REAL ATTACK IS TO POINT OUT THAT IT IS TRULY APPALLING ART AND TIRED POSTURING: PERFORMANCE: Elites Exploit Shakespeare with an Orwellian Distortion.  They’re not interesting, they’re not shocking and they’re not innovative.  All they have is a tired nostalgie de la boue and endless spite and malice.  Their creativity is as dead ad Caesar’s ghost.

A VICTORY AGAINST RACISM: Non-Native American Couple Can Adopt a Native American Child, Ariz. Supreme Court Rules.

NO, MA’AM, IT’S VICTIM PREVENTING: Salon Columnist Says Encouraging Women to Carry Guns Is ‘Victim Blaming’.

MOVING OUR EGGS FROM THE ONE BASKET: SpaceX Mars Plan.

YOU THOUGHT OUR GOVERNMENT WOULD LET SPACE GO UNREGULATED? Procedural Protections of ASCFEA.

NOT  A GOOD MOVE: Amazon’s latest patent will enrage consumers.

YEAH, SURE, BUT ENVIRONMENTALISM IS COOL, AND LEFTISTS DON’T CARE IF LITTLE BROWN CHILDREN SUFFER: Millions Died Thanks to the Mother of Environmentalism.

NO. THAT WOULD BE MORE EDUCATIONAL: Teaching, My *ss.

DID ANYONE SEE MY EYES?  I ROLLED THEM SO HARD THEY FELL OFF: Oregon will offer gender-neutral option on driver’s license.

NOT EVERYTHING THE PUFFINGTON HOST POSTS IS CRAZY:  Some of it is pretty oh, hum.  Like for instance this article is pretty much “every Tuesday somewhere.” Which is why it’s still relevant, though it’s over a year old. Duck Wearing Bow-Tie Walks Into Pub, Drinks Pint, Fights Dog, Loses.

PAY NO ATTENTION TO THOSE PEOPLE LEAVING IN LIFE BOATS, THE BUSINESS MODEL IS JUSSSST FINE: ESPN reshuffles management amid subscriber struggles.

OH, PLEASE. MAYBE COMEY NEEDS TO BE IN A BURKA? NY Times Op-Ed: Trump Pressuring Comey Was Just Like Sexual Harassment.  Except, you know, by not being at all like…

THIS SHOCKED FACE IS GETTING WORN OUT: D.C. Is a Swamp, ‘Washington Post’ Story Confirms.

POSSIBLY NOT HIS BEST CAREER MOVE: Colin Kaepernick Compares Modern Day Police To Slave Catchers.  Besides being actually crazy delusional, you know in case someone is keeping score at home.