JUST BECAUSE JOBS ARE SUPERFICIALLY EQUIVALENT DOES NOT MEAN ALL JOBHOLDERS PERFORM EQUALLY – OR DID YOU NEVER HAVE A BAD TEACHER?  Why women should start talking about their salaries.

WAIT, WHAT?  Critics slam “12 Strong” — Jingoistic Film Treats Taliban Badly.  I say we heil, heil, right in der critics’ faces!

THIS IS MY SHOCKED FACE:  Hot yoga is total hogwash.

IF YOU’RE OBSESSING ABOUT YOUR EARLOBES, YOU MIGHT NEED SOMETHING BETTER TO DO:  This hot beauty trend can give you younger-looking ears.

BECAUSE ALL TEENS ARE ALIKE AND DO THE SAME THINGS ONLINE. PFUI:  The exact amount of screen time teens can handle before they want to kill themselves.

JUST DON’T TRY CARRYING A TUBE OF IT THROUGH TSA CHECKPOINTS:  You should always wear sunscreen on airplanes.

TELLING THE TRUTH ABOUT ECONOMICS DOESN’T MAKE YOU POPULAR:  Steakhouse owner ripped over objection to rising minimum wage.

IDIOTS AND FOOLS:  Explaining the delay in undoing the Hawaii nuclear scare.

GOOD:   Trump Admin to States Managing Medicaid: Feel Free to Defund Planned Parenthood.

BITING THE HANDS THAT FEED THEM:  NFL Rejects AMVETS Super Bowl Ad; Pig Socks Totally OK.

OPPORTUNITIES FOR GRAFT AND CORRUPTION: Pork Barrel Government.

I COMPLETELY AGREE WITH THIS, FROM MY OWN MEDICAL CIRCLE OF FRIENDS:  You are being abused.

DESPERATE TIMES CALL FOR DESPERATE MEASURES:   The Siege by Bill Reader.

IN SCHUMER’S WORLD THE FOUNDING FATHERS ENVISIONED CATERING TO THE DEMANDS OF ALIENS OVER OUR LEGISLATURE FULFILLING ITS CONSTITUTIONAL DUTY:   No wonder he’s so weird.  Aliens, you know? Schumer: GOP Has ‘Forgotten the Lessons of the Founding Fathers’ by Not Compromising.

THERE IS SO MUCH MATERIAL:  Three right-leaning writers take our woke age to task in this short story collection.

NO, DARLING, WE’RE JUST TIRED OF YOUR HISTRIONICS:  Clueless at CNN.

TL/DR WORST HITLER EVER:  Trump vs. Hitler, a 1 year retrospective.

AND I’M STILL NOT TIRED OF THE SCHADENFREUDE:  All Your Base Still Belong to Us.

CALIFORNIA ISN’T FUNNY ANYMORE:  Idiot CA Legislators Demand Corporations Give Fed Tax Savings Back To State.

REBELS WITHOUT A RATIONALE:  #WomensMarch2018: The Return of The Sisters of the Traveling Pussy Hats.

IT DIDN’T DESTROY YOUR LIFE; YOU DESTROYED YOUR LIFE:  Author of infamous letter to CEO says it ‘destroyed her life’.

YAWN. ARE WE STILL IN MIDDLE SCHOOL?  Why you should totally drop that F bomb.

HERE’S THE THING, HONEY: YOU WERE WORKING AT A CATHOLIC SCHOOL AND WHAT YOU HAD DONE IS NOTHING LIKE TESTICULAR CANCER:  School worker in trouble over her ‘designer vagina.’

BECAUSE IT’S IMPORTANT TO KNOW THESE THINGS:  Lenin’s The State and Revolution – An Introduction – by Amanda S. Green.

DISHWASHERS… YOU IS USING THEM WRONG: You could get a UTI from your dishwasher.  Unless your dishwasher is human, in which case you might still be doing it wrong, but it’s at least understandable.