SMOD NOT DROPPING IN, YET:  Skyscraper-sized asteroid will buzz Earth.

I’M SURE THEY WILL BE VERY HAPPY TOGETHER – ESPECIALLY AS HER IN-LAWS AREN’T LIKELY TO VISIT:  This woman is, straight up, crazier than most writers.  I speak advisedly.  Woman marries ‘pirate ghost,’ says the sex is out of this world.

A CONSUMMATION DEVOUTLY TO BE HOPED FOR: House committee document could mean trouble for anti-Trump “deep statists”.

ONE MORE REASON “SCIENTISTS” SHOULDN’T MAKE PUBLIC POLICY:  Scientists call for lowering drunk driving threshold.

AND IT’S A WONDERFUL THING:  Trump is the “un-Obama” of our time.

THIS IS MY SHOCKED FACE:  Opinion: A cop is dead & the gun control vultures circle.

BUT THEY CAN GIVE THE CORRECT PRONOUNS FOR 90% OF GENDERS:  Americans are clueless when it comes to personal finance.

WHAT FRESH HELL IS THIS?  Having a child out of wedlock is the norm for women in their 40s.

IT CAN’T BE TRUE! AL GORE SAID THERE WOULD BE NO MORE SNOW BY NOW.  THE WEATHER SUFFERS FROM FALSE CONSCIOUSNESS!  Half of US soil covered in snow at the same time.

THE REVIEWER OBVIOUSLY DOESN’T HAVE ANY CLUE WHAT A COUNTRY WITH NO LEGAL ABORTION IS LIKE:  I do. I grew up in one. And while it was a dystopia in some ways, it wasn’t because of that.  What abortion being illegal achieved, is that only the truly desperate would pay nurses/doctors to do it, and that doctors were very, very careful to make sure it didn’t go wrong, and they weren’t caught.  You could say it made it safe and rare. Yes, of course there were problems, but there are problems (many) with the current system too.  However apparently some people swallowed whole the coat hanger canards and can’t imagine anything worse than a world without Kermit Gosnells and baby parts a-go-go.  So this nonsense feels eerily real to people who couldn’t find “real” with two hands and a seeing eye dog.  ‘Red Clocks’ imagines a world where abortion is outlawed. And it feels eerily real.

KIM DU TOIT IS HAVING:  Fun With Art.

YOUR DOG WON’T STAB YOU IN THE BACK, CHEAT ON YOU OR SUBJECT YOU TO THE SILENT TREATMENT:  Most dog owners would rather hang out with their pet than people.

REALLY? WHO’D HAVE GUESSED!  Humblebraggers are even worse than full-on braggers.

AT WAR WITH REALITY: NHS to Offer Biological Men Cervical Cancer Smear to Avoid ‘Triggering Gender Dysphoria’.  Last time I went to a new Primary Care Facility and filled their questionnaire I had to answer their question on whether I did a regular testicular exam before they’d see me.  They said they don’t discriminate and some women have testicles. (No, I won’t be seeing them again. Medical care is a bad place to indulge in fantasy.)

THIS IS MY SHOCKED FACE:  #MeToo playing as Revenge of the Disappointed.

YOUR POLITICALLY CORRECT CHILD ABUSE UPDATE:  Girls Will Be Girls? No!

BIG BOYS DON’T CRY:  ‘TEARS OF RAGE:’ Cory Booker Throws Drama-Filled Temper Tantrum At DHS Hearing.

GOOGLE TESTS THE LIMITS OF ROLL LEFT AND DIE:  Google’s Leftward Lurch: A Sign of Things to Come?

FIRST THING, AVOID BEING WITHIN A HALF MILE OF THE BLAST’S EPICENTER:  How to prepare for — and survive — a nuclear bombing.

PROBABLY NOT!  Are There Any Sharks Left to Jump?

OUR EARS, OUR SENSE AND OUR TRUST IN PROCESS:  Cory Booker hurts.

NO KIDDING!  Study: Dreamer-age immigrants more likely to commit violent crimes.  Are these legal or illegal?  There is a difference, you know?

WAIT! ARE THE WHALES HOLDING UP #METOO SIGNS:  Incidental Harassment Authorization Issued to SpaceX.

WELL, IT PROBABLY COULDN’T HURT:  Unless you sneeze immediately afterwards, of course.  Having sex at an older age can improve brain function.

OF COURSE THEY DID:  Once, in Portugal, at airport security, about thirty years ago, I got frisked for saying I had a nuclear submarine in my pocket.  TSA Actually Frisks Woman for Doing Texas Tech’s ‘Finger Gun’ at Houston Airport.