HARVEY WEINSTEIN JUNIOR HIGH?  School tells students they must ‘say yes’ when asked to dance at Valentine’s Day party.

UH? I’M FAMOUS NOW?  Dinosaurs.

MY FRIEND AMANDA CONTINUES TO READ COMMUNISTS:  Look, I’ve talked to her about masochism, okay?  But at least she’s fisking them, right?  Lenin-hulk Smash and Grab Power- On The State And Revolution Part 3– by Amanda S. Green.

FROM MY FRIEND LARRY CORREIA:   Fisking the “Stop Telling Poor People to Cook” Doofus, with Special Guest, My Mom.

WAS ABORTION BARBIE WEARING HER TAMPON EARRINGS?  Wendy Davis: Pelosi Fan or Opportunist?

WHAT YOU’D EXPECT:  From the Cocaine-Encrusted Fingers of Chelsea Handler Comes…

OBAMA’S SHOWS HIM LOST IN THE WEEDS:  Smithsonian Reveals The Obamas Official Portraits And They Are Interesting.

THIS IS THE TYPE OF 21ST CENTURY SCIENCE I WAS EXPECTING:   Special type of ultraviolet light could kill flu virus in public places.

A TRIUMPH OF WISHFUL THINKING:  Byron York on why the FBI had so much faith in Christopher Steele.

GENERATION SELF-ESTEEM ENTERS THE VICTIMHOOD OLYMPICS:  The Social Justice Olympics.

MY FRIENDS ARE DIVIDED ON IT:  5 Ways Disney is Killing the “Star Wars” Golden Goose.

HOW “ORIGINAL”:  Rom-Com “Basmati Blues” Hearts Music, Hates Big Business.

NEXT THING THEY’LL TELL US IS THAT PEOPLE GIVE BAD REVIEWS TO POLITICALLY INCORRECT BOOKS THEY HAVEN’T READ:  Chef at world’s ‘best’ restaurant says patrons blackmail him with bad reviews.

YA THINK?  Dinosaur-killing asteroid also sparked underwater volcanoes.

THIS WEEKEND IT WILL HAVE BEEN DOWN LONGER THAN IT WAS UP:  Freedom marks a milestone since the downfall of the Berlin Wall.

QUICK, WARM THE GLOBE:  The sun is growing colder.

AMAZING SURVEY SHOWS COUPLES WANT WHAT COMPANY PAYING FOR SURVEY SELLS:  A lot of couples say Valentine’s Day is boring.

1 IN 20 END IN LITIGATION:  One-third of office romances end in unemployment.

HATERS GOT TO HATE:  Trump Haters Rip on His Bad Hair Day. Because Their Bleep Don’t Stink or Something.

AND MORE MEMO:  The Post, the Memo and Classification.

MOSTLY THAT THE DEMOCRATS SHOULD MAKE A PILGRIMAGE TO NIXON’S GRAVE IN SACKCLOTH AND ASHES AND BEG FORGIVENESS… IF THEY HAD ANY VESTIGE OF HONESTY:  The memo, and what it implies.

FOR SOME REASON THIS POST DISAPPEARED FROM FORBES:  But fortunately the internet is forever.

I THINK THEY FAILED TO UNDERSTAND THAT WHOLE “BUSINESS” THING:  ‘Feminist Business School’ Teaches Students to Shun Profit-Seeking.

WE’D LIKE TO SELL YOU SOME SWAMPLAND IN FLORIDA:  If you expect Social Security to be there for you…

JUST WHEN YOU THINK CALIFORNIA CAN’T GET CRAZIER, IT SAYS “HOLD MY BEER AND WATCH THIS”:  California says will block crude oil from Trump offshore drilling plan.