THIS IS MY SHOCKED FACE:  Marriage troubles linked to health problems for men: study.

REALLY?  ASTONISH ME:  Sex doll brothel owner says visitors have disturbing requests.

HE COULDN’T GET A JOB WITH THE TSA?  Sheriff Who Groped Entire High School Student Body Looking for Drugs Indicted.

WAS THERE EVER ANY QUESTION ABOUT THIS?  Why some people pretend to be busy at work.

PLEASE SOMEONE TELL THEM 1984 ISN’T AN HOW TO MANUAL:   Dr. Seuss’ image of a “Chinaman” to be removed from Dr. Seuss museum.

AS HE SHOULD:  VP Pence Leaves NFL Game When Players Take A Knee During National Anthem.

THIS IS THE 21st CENTURY I WAS ANTICIPATING:  Injectable glue heals wounds in seconds.

NOT TO WORRY. THERE IS ALREADY ENOUGH FUDGE IN THOSE NUMBERS TO GIVE ANYONE DIABETES:  Hurricanes set to wreak havoc on September jobs report.

WHEN DOES A TOXIC TWEET NOT LAND SOMEONE IN DEEP TROUBLE:  NBC Comedy Central Silent on Writer’s Toxic Trump Tweet.

IN CASE YOU WONDER WHERE I’VE BEEN:  Closing Remarks at TVIW 2017.

THIS IS MY SHOCKED FACE:  DNC just can’t bring itself to part with Harvey Weinstein’s money.

BUT KEEP YOUR INNER HOWARD WALLOWITZ AT HOME:  3 geeky getaways to indulge your inner Sheldon Cooper.

JUST DON’T TRY TO PET THEM:   Man wakes up to adorable lynx kittens on his porch.

IN FACT, WHEN I WAS THERE, IT WAS OBVIOUS MUCH OF THE TOURISM WAS GASTRONOMIC:  In Portugal, uncorking some unexpected culinary delights.

PLAN NOT TO CHASE THE SQUIRREL:  A CEO with ADHD says these rules can make anyone more successful.

ALWAYS HAVE A SPOTTER:  Teen dies after being crushed lifting weights.

UPDATE (FROM GLENN): As Mark Rippetoe would say, lifting weights is extremely safe, but bench pressing alone accounts for virtually all of the (few) deaths related to lifting, usually in a scenario just like this one.

WHAT COUNTS IS NOT THE CONTENTS OF THE WALLET, BUT THE CONTENTS OF THE CHARACTER:  Poverty: Temporary or Permanent?

REMEMBER THE INNOCENT:  #LasVegas Victims Identified.

POLITICAL TOURETTE’S:  Twitter Instantly Goes Ugly After #LasVegas, Trump Gives Somber Statement.

CARRION CROWS CAWING:  Sunday Night Horror in Las Vegas – Politicizing Tragedy.

ONCE MORE WITH FEELING:  They hate us, they really, really hate us.

AFTER ALL THEY MUST BE UNTERMENSCHEN AND DEGENERATES:  No sympathy for the Republican devils.

HAVE I MENTIONED MY SHOCKED FACE:  Puerto Rican Female Cop Says Local Government Is Preventing Supplies From Getting to People.

PRETTY MUCH, YEAH:   Trump Is 100 Percent Right About the NFL.

THESE LIBERAL FANTASIES ARE PRETTY BUT ACCOMPLISH NOTHING:   You can’t have modern life in a modern city without the internal combustion engine.  To pretend otherwise is make believe, such as overgrown children might engage in.  In Paris aujourd’hui, a Day Without les Voitures.