SOMETHING TO BE GLAD ABOUT:  Scalise is back.

ALL THOSE NINJA REDNECK ASSASSINS:  An Opinion on Suppressors and the Hearing Protection Act.

THIS IS MY SHOCKED FACE:  The Russians Trolled the NFL and Black Lives Matter.

WAY TO MAKE FRIENDS AND INFLUENCE PEOPLE:  Taking a Knee at the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier.

ALMOST AS THOUGH IT WERE A TISSUE OF LIES:  Yet Another Major Russia Story Falls Apart. Is Skepticism Permissible Yet?

COMING OUT VERY SOON:  The Monster Hunter Files.  (Full disclosure, it contains a story by yours truly.  Also one by Larry Correia, one by Jim Butcher, and one by Brad Torgersen.)

THAT’S JUST TROLLING. AS IF ANYONE FOLLOWING HER WILL VOTE FOR LESS BOOB:  Playboy model ‘sucker-punched’ by her own boob will let fans decide her busty fate

FOR INSTANCE, IF YOUR FAVORITE SONG IS “IMAGINE”:   Your favorite song could reveal if you’re a psychopath.

THIS HAS BEEN GOING ON FOR A LONG TIME:   Just War Theory and the Baltic Crusades.

LIBERAL FEMALE PRIVILEGE:  Oxford University stabber avoids jail because of her ‘extraordinary’ potential.

WHAT AMAZES ME IS THAT BARNES AND NOBLE IS ESCHEWING EBOOKS:  After all, it was their (and the defunct Borders) full buy-into the push model of marketing that helped make the paper book market untenable.  B&N for the loss.

I TOO WOULD LIKE A RETURN TO CIVILIZED FLYING. I JUST CAN’T AFFORD IT:  Fear Of Flying.

SOMETIMES A REVIEW IS SO BRUTAL AND SO TOTALLY ACCURATE:  The agony of Alger.  And also, communist-worshipers should be slapped, even if (just) with words.

GOVERNMENT IS A NAME FOR THE THINGS WE CHOOSE TO DO TOGETHER:  Food Truck Kicked Out of Town for Serving Hurricane Victims Without a Permit.

ESPIONAGE, HOMEWORK, AT THIS POINT, WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE?  #ImranAwan: Kids Homework Was Reason For Massive Data Transfer From House Server!

IN FACT RAPONE IS UPSETTING A LOT OF PEOPLE:   Politics in Uniform.

EH.  HE’S NOT AMERICA STRONG, EITHER:  Spenser Rapone is NOT Army Strong.

STRANGELY NOT TO INCREASE MUSLIM SELF-ESTEEM:  Australia is creating its own space agency.

AS WE’VE BEEN IN THE LAST 30 YEARS:  We’re one step closer to a male birth control ‘pill’.

YOU DON’T WANT TO BE TAKEN LIGHTLY:   Why you shouldn’t propose on a hot air balloon.

NANCY PELOSI?  JERRY BROWN?  California names an official state dinosaur.

SANITY MUCH NEEDED IN:  Award Shows.

OH WHAT A LOAD:  “Mad Pooper” Has a Spokesman and an Excuse.

UNFORTUNATELY NO.  NO CHANCE OF OCEAN FRONT PROPERTY IN DENVER:   Is Sea Level Rising?

EVEN I HAVE COME ACROSS THE “TRUMP IS NOT MENTIONING PUERTO RICO, OMG”:  You know what, actions speak louder than words.