GO HOME, CRUMBS, YOU’RE DRUNK:  Pelosi Goes Full Stupid: Let’s Protect the Border By Mowing the Grass!

YOU’RE SCHEDULING EVERYTHING ELSE, AREN’T YOU?  How scheduling your sex life can save a marriage.

THESE ARE THE CRAZY YEARS:  500K people live in a country that doesn’t exist.

FROM JONATHAN BAIRD:  Dark Maiden #1.

WORKING THAT SECOND JOB, THE SIDE GIG AND PILFERING COUCH CHANGE:  Americans are making more money for a depressing reason.

SUPERSTAR HOLLYWOOD WRITER/DIRECTOR ADMITS: “I GOT NOTHING”:  Director Joss Whedon exits Warner Bros’ ‘Batgirl’.

NO TECHNOLOGICAL COUNTRY NEEDS MASS IMMIGRATION OF ILLITERATES:  The State Submits.

BUT I THOUGHT THE SCIENCE WAS SETTLED!  Plants are 100 million years older than we thought.

THE INEVITABLE AND GLORIOUS PEOPLE’S PARADISE:  Venezuelans with transplants live in fear as medicine runs out.

WAY TO ENCOURAGE TRUST IN LAW ENFORCEMENT:  NYPD Faces Civil Rights Case in ‘Collars for Dollars’ Claim.

HOW COULD TEACHING ENVY AND DISCONTENT BENEFIT ANYONE?  A social justice curriculum that benefited no one.

TOUGH. LEARN THE LANGUAGE OF THE LAND:  Student Op-Ed Complains That School’s English-Only Alert System Hurts Feelings.

AND YET, TRUMP IS RIGHT: Once upon a time in America and Once upon a time in America, Part Two.

IT’S NOT JUST THE VISUAL ARTS:  MUSIC: Remodernism Resonates with Composer George Pepper.

YES, THEY ARE DELIBERATELY TRYING TO SPLIT THE US:  Never Let A Tragedy Go To Waste.

YEAH, ABOUT THAT:  Newsweek: Definitely Believe All Women, But, By the Way, Al Franken Was Taken Out by RUSSIAN Bots Who Lie.

NANCY “CRUMBLES” FAILS TO GET IT:  Pelosi Heckled, Sidesteps Questions.

STAY CLASSY LEFT:  Teen Vogue Columnist Tells Billy Graham to “Burn in Hell”.

KILLING MAN AND BEAST FOR 2500 YEARS:  The reason why people suddenly died near ancient ‘portal to hell’.

FROM BLAKE SMITH:  Test of Valor.

NO, THEY’RE NOT.  BUT KEEP TREATING THEM AS THOUGH THEY ARE AND THEY’LL BE:  Are American Boys Broken?

WHAT PART OF CRIMINALS DON’T OBEY LAWS DO THEY FAIL TO GET:  Florida House kills AWB bill. (Senate is still not decided).

REALISTIC:  Kids Come First: Columbine Survivor, Ohio Sheriff Work to End Gun Free Zones.

ABOUT TIME:  UN Ambassador Nikki Haley Puts Palestine’s Abbas On Notice: ‘I Will Not Shut Up’.

OH GREAT, CALIFORNIA GOT RUS:   Plague of giant, buck-toothed rodents invades California.