UNITED????  Airline exec wants to stick passengers in the cargo hold.

A “PERFECT STORM”? ISN’T THAT REASSURING:  Sex tourism in Southeast Asia fueling rise of ‘super gonorrhea’.

WELL! THERE’S ONE THING I WON’T DIE OF:  Drinking several coffees a day could lower risk of heart disease.

THERE ARE TWO TYPES OF PEOPLE:  Words or Deeds.

ABOUT TIME:  There’s a Chappaquiddick Film Coming Next Week, and the Kennedy Dynasty Won’t Like It.

HONESTLY, WE REGRET HER SAYING STUFF TOO.  LIKE ALL OF IT SINCE SHE FIRST CAME TO OUR ATTENTION IN THE NINETIES:  Hillary Calls 2016 Campaign ‘Traumatic’ And Regrets Saying Stuff.

THE MALE PRIVILEGE OF KNOWING HOW TO USE SEARCH ENGINES:  A Man Did Some Research, And Found 297,000 Google References to People Telling Mitt Romney to “Go Away”.

MEH.  I CHECKED ON WHAT FACEBOOK THINKS IT KNOWS ABOUT ME, IN MY ADVERTISING PROFILE.  AMONG OTHER THINGS, IT THINKS I’M POLITICALLY “MODERATE” BY THEIR DEFINITION:   Are you ready? Here is all the data Facebook and Google have on you.

AND BECAUSE OF THIS, IT WON’T BE INEVITABLE:  American Conservatives – Let Us Prepare For What Seems Inevitable.

IT’S NOT EVERYDAY ONE OF ONE’S FRIENDS WHO ARE LIKE FAMILY (DR. ROBERT HAMPSON) MAKES SCIENCE FICTION REAL:  Alzheimer’s memories could be switched back on with implant.

THAT IS DEFINITELY NOT MY SHOCKED FACE:  Men are ‘zapping’ their penises to treat erectile dysfunction.

AH, YES, SWEDEN.  NEVER CHANGE:  The Left’s Doomed Crusade to Erase Gender Differences.  Maybe it’s something in the pickled herring…

IF WE START LISTING ALL THE THINGS OBAMA DIDN’T KNOW, WE’LL BE HERE ALL NIGHT:  Obama didn’t know healthcare could be so complicated.

DOES THE SMELL BOTHER ANYONE ELSE?  FoxNews: “Documents suggest possible coordination between CIA, FBI, Obama WH and Dem officials early in Trump-Russia probe: investigators.”

OKAY.  I’M NORMALLY AGAINST GOVERNMENT REGULATION, BUT SOMETHING MUST BE DONE TO STOP ASSISTED LIVING FACILITIES FOR ELDERLY FOLK CUTTING METAMUCIL WITH MESCALINE:  Justice Stevens op-ed: get rid of the Second Amendment.

TIMELY:  Jack Carr’s ‘Terminal List’ Taps Into Our Deep State Fears.

CAN’T STOP THE SIGNAL:  Meet the Conservative Comics Facebook Can’t Stop Banning.

ANOTHER LEFTIST FREAKOUT? AT THIS RATE THE COUNTRY WILL RUN OUT OF XANAX:  The Census, Citizenship and the Question.

NO.  BUT IT’S OKAY, WE DON’T TRUST THE MEDIA, EITHER:  After #FaceBookDataLeaks, the Media Would Like to Know If We Trust Mark Zuckerberg.

THE MASKS ARE COMING OFF:  Trump and the Great Unmasking of the Left.

IT’S A CHILDISH PHILOSOPHY:  Of Course Children Prefer Liberalism.

AND ON THE GAMING SIDE, THE ENEMIES OF FUN STILL DON’T WANT YOU TO HAVE ANY:  Gaming, Inclusivity and Condemning History.

STILL TOTALLY WORTH DOING:  The shocking ways space travel wrecks the human body.

BEWARE FORSAKING RULE OF LAW:  Talk about crime and societal breakdown . . .

STRONG DEMOCRAT SUPPORTERS DON’T NEED COMPETENCE.  THEIR POLITICS SUPPORT THEM:  Coward County: Incompetence in Office.