WHAT DO THEY HAVE AGAINST MEANINGLESS DRIBBLE:  Sinclair exec: Print media is ‘meaningless dribble’.

CLASSLESS IS AS CLASSLESS DOES:  Wu, Black and the YouTube Shooter.

IN THE EMAIL FROM FRANK J. FLEMING OF IMAO.US FAME:  Sidequest: In Realms Ungoogled.

Terrance Denby takes an unusual route to work one day and finds himself in an enchanted forest where winged fairies give him a sword and tell him, “Your journey is about to begin. Learn to use this sword or perish.”

Terrance doesn’t have time to go on a magical quest: he’s late for his job as a computer programmer. But when he gets to work, he suddenly notices things he hadn’t seen before. Like the fact that his boss is a demon with scaly skin, horns, and bloodstained fangs. Or that an “unnamed thing below” feasts on human victims in an arena filled with people absorbed in their cell phones.

Set up on a blind date with a perky blonde named Shannon, Terrance finds that she is wearing a full suit of armor complete with a helmet and sword. “I’m a Sister of Torment,” she explains. “We’re a group of women who serve the Darkness.” Terrance can’t help wondering how such a nice, attractive girl ended up beheading people with an ax.

But their budding romance is complicated when Terrance is recruited by The Infinite, a shadowy group that is at war with the Sisters of Torment and their demonic overlords. Will Terrance join them? Or will he try to return to his old life and forget the evidence of his now-awakened senses? Faeries, elves, warriors, mermaids, and his dark-souled girlfriend will help him decide.

“If JRR Tolkien and Mike Judge got drunk and wrote a book together with the sole purpose of making it epic, it might be Sidequest: In Realms Ungoogled. With cleverly written dialog and dry humor set against a fantastical, apocalyptic backdrop, Sidequest reads like an episode of Silicon Valley that cross bred with Lord of the Rings.”–Ethan Nicolle, creator of Axe Cop and Bearmageddon

“Starts off in a world much like our own, where the woman in HR sets you up for a date with a demon slayer, and the boss holds human sacrifices in the basement.  And then it gets weird.”–Michael Z. Williamson, author of the Freehold Series

FRANK J. FLEMING WROTE A POST FOR MY BLOG:  Woke-ify Your Fiction.   Look, it’s just a suspicion, but my feeling is that he’s trying to get into the puppy blending equipment…

I’VE HAD A FEW:  The Great Idea.  But if you try to give me yours, I’ll brain you with a sock.

YAH, I REMEMBER THAT AMENDMENT GRANTING AMERICANS OPAQUE BACKPACKS:  Parkland MSD Students Whine About Security: Clear BackPacks Violate Our Rights.

VICTIMHOOD MAKES NO ONE: Unassailable.

NAH.  IT’S JUST THAT THE LEFT AIN’T GOT NO CULTURE. THEY NEVER DID:  Is Our Culture Dead?

THIS IS THE DEMOGRAPHIC WE’RE LOOKING TO FOR PUBLIC POLICY GUIDANCE?  Moronic condom-snorting challenge takes over social media.

NO, YOU CAN’T PUT SUNSCREEN THERE:  Yes, even your eyeballs can get sunburned.

IT’S COOL – HE WILL WEAR OSHA APPROVED REFLECTIVE VEST, SAFETY GLASSES, AND EAR PROTECTION WHILE ON THE JOB:  Airport pays $7,500 for dog to chase away birds on runway.

NEWS YOU CAN USE? THIS IS THE 21ST CENTURY I WAS EXPECTING:  How to hack your brain to improve focus and creativity.

AS IF THAT SIGNATURE EVER STOPPED FRAUD:  You may not have to sign credit card receipts ever again.

#METOO!  Obama is ‘relieved’ to no longer be president.

THOSE WHO CHOOSE TO NO LONGER BE OUR COUNTRYMEN ARE ALSO, APPARENTLY, PIG-IGNORANT:   It’s 2018 and NPR Doesn’t Know What Christians Commemorate on Easter.

OF COURSE HE DID:  Georgia Teacher Required Students To Push For Gun Control.

THIS IS THE CAKE THE ELITES HAVE BAKED.  I DON’T THINK IT WILL MAKE GOOD EATING:  Anti-Semitism on the rise in Germany.  Muslim anti-Semitism, that is. And it even is occurring at the kindergarten level.

NO WORD ON WHETHER THE COCK HAD CROWED OR HOW MANY TIMES:  Report: McCabe lied four times.

YEP:  A census that counts citizens will help African Americans.

AND YET THEY PERSISTED:  After ISIS Destroys, The Christians Return.

BATTLESPACE PREPARATION?  Russian ships may be using underwater cables to spy.

THEY’RE STILL MICE:  City mice have nearly evolved into a whole new species.

ELITE SCHOOLS ARE NOT ABOUT EDUCATION, THEY’RE ABOUT CHECKING OFF BOXES:  I learned nothing at one of NYC’s elite high schools.

THEN THE LIBERALS TOOK OVER THE INDUSTRY AND IT BECAME A CESSPIT OF INTOLERANCE AND HARASSMENT:  70 years before #MeToo, women ruled Hollywood.

CRAZY THINGS PEOPLE DO:  Butt-lifting underwear isn’t just for women.