FLIRTING? FLIRTING? THEY’RE BACK IN THE ALLEY, GIVING IT A TWO PENNY UPRIGHT:  Europe Is Flirting with a Disaster for Free Speech.

OH, THERE IS MY SHOCKED FACE:  Yet Another “Racism” Hoax.

THEY JUST CAN’T HELP THEMSELVES:  CNN with more fake news.

BABY PICTURE OF THE UNIVERSE?  Monster black hole is the oldest ever found.

ABOUT TIME:  DOJ Opens Investigation Of Plannned Parenthood And Sales Of Baby Parts.

THEY HAVE NO HUMAN FEELINGS:  Newsweek Mocks Loss of Mike Pence’s Cat Pickles.

BARTENDERS AND WAITSTAFF SHOCKED:  Science shows drunk people have no idea how wasted they are.

NEWS YOU CAN USE:   The absolute worst Christmas gifts you can give.

THE MOST IMPORTANT THING YOU NEED TO KNOW IS WHETHER YOUR INSURANCE WILL COVER THIS:  Here’s what you need to know about 3D mammograms.

THE HALF THAT PAY ATTENTION TO POLITICS. I MEAN, REALLY, MOST HUMAN-SUITS DON’T FIT THAT WELL, AND YOU CAN SEE THE LIZARD UNDERNEATH:  Or see it come out in the way they vote.   Half of humans believe in alien life, study says.

WHAT WERE AUSTRALIANS SMOKING TO EVEN THINK OF THIS?  Military wives furious over proposal to send sex workers to troops.

NEVER TRUST A MALE ‘FEMINIST’. IT’S JUST COVER UNDER WHICH TO HOIST THE PIRATE FLAG:  They probably also have other bad habits.   Fairbanks man gets 45 year sentence in child abuse case.

DON’T TRUST AND ALWAYS VERIFY:  Roy Moore accuser admits altering yearbook entry.

IN THE EMAIL FROM ALMA BOYKIN:  Grasping for the Crowns.

In 1916, war has swept the entire world, along with famine and riot tearing countries apart from within and without.

István Eszterházy, now the Head of Hungary’s House Sárkány, struggles to lead its men, women, and True-dragons alike through the shifting tides of fortune, even as the Habsburg Empire is staggered by England’s treachery. While hunger and defeat stalk the streets, the Powers beneath the land grow poisoned and maddened.

When the spirits of the land attack each other, and rebels plot to destroy his House, István must fight not just for his own survival, but for his entire family!

YOU SHOULD KNOW IT TOOK SENATOR STUART SMALLEY A LOT OF CORRUPTION TO STOP BEING AN UNFUNNY COMEDIAN AND START BEING AN UNFUNNY SENATOR: You’re not going to dislodge him that easily, America.  Do you think votes found in the trunk of cars made themselves up?  And after all this, you didn’t think he was going to grope a few women?  Ah!  You’re naive.  What’s a woman, when you’ve raped congressional elections?  Al Franken: Hanging on Like a Stubborn Case of the Clap… For Now.

YEAH. HE’S A DANGEROUS FLAKE:  Flake’s Barf-Worthy Check to Doug Jones: Why Jones’ Radical Abortion Stance is Like a Devil Doughnut.

THIS IS MY SHOCKED FACE:   A blockbuster New York Times story suggests the ‘Girls’ star knew about Weinstein’s assaults against women … but stayed silent.

SO MUCH IS EXPLAINED ABOUT CALIFORNIA POLITICS:  California in a ‘literacy crisis’ with children who can’t read: suit.

WASHINGTON DC IS FULL OF PANICKING NINNIES, IS WHAT IT IS:  Since when is a drink in the last month “heavy drinking”?  Where I come from that’s abstemious.  Washington DC is full of heavy drinkers: study.

WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG:  Thriving rodent population to be controlled by genetically modified ‘super rats’.

BEWARE THE SUBJUNCTIVE: COULD IS NOT CAN:  This is the latest Earth-like planet that could possibly support life.

HOUSEKEEPING HASN’T CALLED IN SEVENTEEN YEARS:  The International Space Station is as gross as your own home.

INDEED AT LONG LAST, THEY HAVE NO DECENCY:  The Indecency of the Left.

OBJECTION, YER ‘ONOR. THEY HAVE NO MIND LEFT TO LOSE:  Supreme Court Allows Full Trump Travel Ban 3.0 And The Left Loses It’s Mind, Again.

THE LITTLE RODENTS PROBABLY WORSHIP SATAN:  Squirrel menace really, really hates Christmas.