UM…  SEEMS LIKE ONE OF THOSE THINGS THAT HAPPEN TO OTHER PEOPLE:  How to take an adult gap year without derailing your career.

I DIDN’T EVEN KNOW IT WAS ENDANGERED:  This class is designed to save your sex life.

NONDISCLOSURE AGREEMENTS FOR ME BUT NOT FOR THEE:  CBS execs are freaking out over looming Charlie Rose exposé.

STICKY DATE PUDDING:  Eat This While You Read That: Dave Freer.

BUT… BUT…. BUT… THEY’RE WOKE:  Democrats: The Party of the Super-Duper (Mostly White) Gazillionaires.

TRADITIONAL PUBLISHING CONTINUES CIRCLING THE DRAIN:  Bob Honey, Writing and Say What?

BECAUSE IT IS:  Why Sticking to the Truth Makes ‘Chappaquiddick’ So Chilling.

YES, UNFORTUNATELY:  Is the right to self-defense dead in England?

NOT GOOD:  The Russia investigation and the rule of law.

IT’S IRRATIONAL TO DISARM YOURSELF IN THE FACE OF DANGER:  Is the Fear of Mass Shootings Irrational?

YEAH, THAT’S REALLY SHOCKING:  President Trump Orders National Guard To Border And SUDDENLY The Caravan Invasion Halts.

HOW’S ABOUT NO?   Democrats’ Midterm Playbook: Repeal the GOP Tax Cuts…and the Second Amendment.

THE DISTANCE FROM PHOTOSHOPPING TO FULL ON CGI IS SHORT (AS IF MEN HAVEN’T BEEN OGLING ARTIFICIAL WOMEN FOR OVER A CENTURY):  The weird world of virtual models is full of very real money.

COMPLETE WITH HANDY CHECKLIST:  The 5 fights that can lead to divorce.

ANTHROPOMORPHIZE MUCH?   These whales improvise when they sing.

FRANK FLEMING’S BOOK NOW IN AUDIO:  Sidequest: In Realms Ungoogled.
For those not familiar with Frank’s work, he was the founder of IMAO.US and the genius behind “Nuke the Moon.”

Yeah, okay, he also accused boss of blending puppies.  And it’s totally not true.  We have domestic help for that, here at the instapundit headquarters.  But you know… give the dog a bite sip and all that.

AGAIN I SAY ONTO THEE… WAIT, WHAT?  Ever heard of a ‘curse tablet’?

CHILD OF HOLLYWOOD, POLITICAL IDIOT:   ‘Buffy’ Creator Joss Whedon Wishes Death for President Trump.

YEAH, ALMA, I TOO AM GETTING A CREEPY FEELING:  First they Came for…

AMERICA’S EDUCATIONAL SYSTEM IS WORKING!  In a disturbing first, young Americans are less optimistic than their parents.

IT’S GOOD TO HAVE OPTIONS!  Banning semi-auto firearms? There are alternatives.

WAIT, WHAT?   The signs you could be allergic to sex.

SCIENTISTS DESPERATELY WORKING TO FIND A WAY TO BLAME THIS ON WESTERN CIVILIZATION: The universe could end the same way it started — with a big bang.

AUSTRALIA WELCOMES AMERICAN PROGRESSIVES FLEEING TRUMP’S AMERICA!  Matt Damon gets pooped on by bird in Australia.