Author Archive: Sarah Hoyt
April 12, 2018
WILL THERE ALWAYS BE AN ENGLAND? Dept. Of Righteous Killings.
OF COURSE SHE DOES – RELYING ON TALENT IS SO 20TH CENTURY: Janelle Monae wears vagina pants in new music video. “No one takes me seriously,” lamented the feminist while dressed as a sexual organ. (And for the love of heaven, will someone — anyone — teach these chicks* anatomy? They’re embarrassing. What they’re wearing is the semblance of a vulva, not a vagina! Are they so seriously stupid they define themselves for an organ they misidentify? It’s like going around saying you’re so important because you’re a painter while displaying a pen and pencil drawing as proof of your skill.)
*Chick in this case is a gender neutral term of derision. I know several liberal males who are chickies.
POLITICAL CORRECTNESS IS WELL AND GOOD BUT DELICIOUS CRISPY FRIED CHICKEN IS SOMETHIING ELSE ENTIRELY: Teens are dumping McDonald’s for Chick-fil-A.
MIGHT THEY BE COOPERATING WITNESSES FOR THE INSPECTOR-GENERAL? FBI lovebirds might be getting busy in other ways, too
THE LEFT’S HYSTERICAL MALEVOLENCE: Washington Lies In a Parallel Universe.
THOSE WORDS DON’T MEAN WHAT THE LEFT THINKS THEY MEAN: Actual fascism vs. the pretend kind.
April 11, 2018
FROM ALMA BOYKIN: Strangely Familiar: A Familiar Tales Novella.
When a goth-gal gets a Familiar, everything changes.
Neither Jamie Macbeth nor Lelia Chan wanted Familiars. Now they have them, and Angus and Tay insist that their humans rise to the occasion. From inverted autos and giant cloven-hoof prints to attacking puzzle balls and the perils of shedding season, nothing’s quite the same once a Familiar saunters into the picture.
Especially when magic-workers start dying of unnatural causes. Or do they?
YES, INDEED. CALIFORNIA IS A MODEL… OF INSANITY RUN RAMPANT: LA Painting Streets White to Prevent Global Warming.
WITHOUT DOUBLE STANDARDS, THE LEFT WOULD HAVE NO STANDARDS AT ALL: Obama’s illegal campaign contributions vs. Trump’s.
DESPICABLE LIZARD-MAN IS DESPICABLE: Thoughts on FB’s Zuckerberg’s Testimony Today.
THERE IS NO BILL OF NEEDS IN THE CONSTITUTION. THE WOULD-BE TYRANTS CAN SHUT UP ALREADY: You Don’t Need That Kind of Gun! And Other Fallacies.
THE DISARMED ARE EASIER TO INVADE: London Mayor Bans Knives. Are Forks Next?
WHAT CAN’T GO ON: The Patriarchy is Projection.
THIS IS MY SHOCKED FACE: Gay Groups Silent on Kimmel, Handler’s Homophobic Jokes.
TELL THEM TO “RESTART” AND BE DAMNED: Iran says they will ‘restart’ nuclear program they never halted if US pulls out of nuke deal.
IT RAN AFOUL OF REALITY: Whatever Happened to the Feminists’ ‘Hear Me Roar’?
THEY’RE ALWAYS IN THE LAST PLACE YOU LOOK: Homing in on Axions?
April 10, 2018
HINT, ONLY ONE OF THESE WAS ELECTED: The FBI Escalates Its War on the Trump Administration.
OF COURSE HE DOES: Twitter CEO Endorses Article Proposing Totalitarian One-Party Rule In U.S.
SIGH. THE MUSINGS OF ACTORS AND THE PHILOSOPHICAL OPINIONS OF GOLDFISH ARE STARTLINGLY SIMILAR: Facepalm Warning: Musings of Molly Ringwald on John Hughes Films.
INJUSTICE AND CHAOS: What happens when political correctness trumps criminal reality.
IT COULDN’T BE DUE TO UNCERTAINTY OVER A MINOR CHARACTER WITHOUT MARKETING TRACK RECORD – MUST BE RACISM: There’s an embarrassing shortage of ‘Black Panther’ toys.