THIS IS MY SHOCKED FACE:  Linda Sarsour Alleged To Have Covered For Sexual Assault.

IN THE EMAIL FROM KEVIN J. ANDERSON: (And a series I’ve actually enjoyed.)  Tastes Like Chicken (Dan Shamble, Zombie P.I.)

Dan Shamble, zombie P.I. faces his most fowl case yet, when a flock of murderous feral chickens terrorizes the Unnatural Quarter. Also in the caseload, Dan deals with the sinister spokesman for Monster Chow Industries, a spreading contamination that drives vampires berserk, a serial-killer demon from the Fifth Pit of Hell, a black-market blood gang led by the nefarious Ma Hemoglobin, a ghost fighting a hostile takeover of his blood bars…and a cute little vampire girl who may, or may not, be his daughter. With his ghost girlfriend Sheyenne, his bleeding-heart lawyer partner Robin, and his Best Human Friend Officer Toby McGoohan, Dan Shamble is back from the dead and back on the case. The feathers will fly as he goes face-to-beak with the evil peckers. Includes the short story Road Kill.

WHEW! THAT’LL WARM YOUR CLIMATE:  Volcano may be forming under New England, scientists warn.

SOMEONE HACKED THE DNC STAFF:  These are the worst passwords of 2017.

ONE MORE DAMNED THING TO SCHEDULE?  This is the reason you’re still so tired all the time.

THIS EXPLAINS THE HYSTERIA OVER ITS CANCELLATION:  The fall of net neutrality could ruin free porn.

WAS EVERYBODY COLLUDING WITH PUTIN EXCEPT THE DONALD?  Senate probing Jill Stein for possible collusion with Russia.

HOW A ERSTWHILE GROCERY MANAGER AND BIBLE SALESMAN MADE AND LOST SEVERAL FORTUNES:  How P.T. Barnum pulled off one of the world’s biggest hoaxes.

WHAT, AFTER ALL THE TROUBLE HE WENT THROUGH TO CHEAT HIMSELF INTO IT?  What are the odds of Franken actually leaving the Senate?

BECAUSE PEOPLE GETTING TO KEEP THEIR OWN MONEY IS THE WORST THING EVER:   Tax Reform Angst on the Left.

REMEMBER NOT TO LET THEM HAVE POWER TO GET FUNNY AT MIDTERMS, GUYS:  Gentle Reminder: Anyone Democrats Don’t Like is Unfit for Office.

THIS IS MY SHOCKED FACE:  Collusion: Obama Let Hezbollah Terrorists Off The Hook For Iran Deal.

DON’T YOU HATE WHEN THAT HAPPENS?  Tiger proves to be the ultimate wedding crasher.

I WAS UNDER THE IMPRESSION THE SCIENCE WAS SETTLED:   Researchers thought this creature was extinct for 100 years.

IT’S CALIFORNIA:  Public health officials are genuinely worried about cell phone radiation.

DIANNE FEINSTEIN WANTS YOU TO #SAVEMARINMANSIONS:  DO WUT? Dianne Feinstein’s latest attack on the GOP tax bill is VERY unusual.

NOT, WE WANT TO EMPHASIZE THIS, CTHULHU:  Something is rising from the depths.

NEWS YOU CAN USE:  Gifts for co-workers or anyone needing a little career guidance.

THAT WOULD SEEM LIKE A DANGEROUS POSITION:  Meet the man behind those magical Rockettes heels.

THERE IS NO WAY TO GET THE LEFT TO LEAVE YOU ALONE:  The Right To Be Apolitical.

INSANELY PURSUING RUSSIANS:  At the Washington Post, if it misleads, it leads

SO? LET THEM.  THEY TAKE TO THE STREETS FOR EVERYTHING, INCLUDING BECAUSE IT’S MONDAY:  ‘Resistance’ Members, Including Former Obama Officials, Threaten to ‘Take to the Streets’ if Trump Fires Mueller.

INSANELY PURSUING OFFENSE:  CNN Is Crazy, Bacon Edition [with comment by Paul].

LOOK, GUYS, CUT HIM SOME SLACK. MAYBE HE KNOWS HIS “FRIENDS” FROM HIS HOMEWORLD ARE LOOKING FOR HIM AND HE’S A LITTLE SCARED.  WOULDN’T YOU BE?  Harry Reid Started Pentagon Program to Look for Aliens.

BECAUSE ALLOWING PEOPLE TO KEEP MORE OF THEIR OWN MONEY IS TOTALLY THE EQUIVALENT OF ENSLAVING PEOPLE:  The GOP tax bill is as bad as the Fugitive Slave Act of 1850? Really?   In that it’s not the same at all…