MAKING ALUMNI EMBARRASSED TO ADMIT TO THEIR ALMA MATER IS NOT SMART:   Bush-bashing professor has Fresno State scrambling to keep its donors.

TO ALL HER OTHER CHARMS, SHE ADDS PARANOIA:  ‘They Were Never Going to Let Me Be President,’ Said the Woman Who Thought It Was Her Due.

GOOD:  Gun Control Town Hall In Delaware Packed With Second Amendment Supporters.

WE CAN’T AFFORD A THIRD OBAMA TERM ANYWAY:  Eric Holder for Prison, Not President.

SHE FORGOT THERE WAS A COUNTRY BEYOND HER CIRCLE:  What Happened: Hillary Clinton Means-Tested Basket Of Deplorables With Rich Donor Pals And That’s Why She Lost.

INTERESTING:  Food fashions.

EVENTUALLY THEY WILL GET IT RIGHT:  April 23 is the latest kooky prediction for the Rapture.

AVERAGE NET WORTH OF -$1,900:  College graduates with student debt have depressing net worth.

IT IS ALMOST AS IF THE MOVEMENT WASN’T ABOUT ABUSE BUT JUST AN ATTACK ON MEN:  Male victims of sex abuse feel left behind by #MeToo parade.

ITS ALIENS:  Why all your favorite burger chains are going vegetarian.

IT ISN’T AS IF THEY HAVE BEEN MAKING UP THE DATA FOR YEARS:  Philly Census Bureau already pinching pennies — and it could hurt data.

LAYERS AND LAYERS OF FACT CHECKERS:  Climate Derp.

NEWS YOU CAN USE:  Flight attendant reveals what to wear for a first-class upgrade.

GOOD!  The FAA’s Foreign Policy Authority does not Allow it to Use its Payload Review to Deny Private Actors Access to Space.

THIS IS MY SHOCKED FACE:  James Comey goes stale fast, hits end of his shelf life.

AND IT’S COME HOME BRINGING MORE PROBLEMS WITH IT:  Sweden has a problem .

OUR CONTINUING ACADEMIC IMPLOSION:  Can’t be fired, eh? Perhaps some other punishment might be found.

NOT A BAD THING TO GIVE A ONCE OVER TO, EVEN IF THERE’S A REMOTE CHANCE YOU MIGHT BE INTERVIEWED ON BEHALF OF SOME CONSERVATIVE CAUSE:  Details at Eleven or, A Crash Course in Public Relations.

THIS IS WHY THE ALIENS NEVER VISIT:  The chances of anything coming from the stars…

I GET A FEELING SHE’S REALLY UPSET ABOUT LIBERAL HYPOCRISY.  YOU?  The Hypocrisy of Liberalism.

AND THERE’S THIS THING:  Hypocrisy and Double Standards.

I SUPPOSE SOMEONE HAD TO DO IT:  Fisking the New Yorker in Defense of Delicious Chicken.

YEAH, I DO WANT THIS BOOK.  UNFORTUNATELY UNLIKE ALMA, I NO LONGER READ GERMAN EASILY:  Yep, Probably not an Accident…

THAT’S BECAUSE THE POST PARKLAND ACTIVISM WAS LARGELY MEMOREX:  Despite Post-Parkland Activism, Youth Not Registering To Vote.

OH, DON’T WORRY. THEY’LL EXPECT US TO MAKE IT UP TO THEM:  The Cost of “The Resistance”: For CA, It’s $12 Billion.