FAMILY “FRIENDS” ACCOUNT FOR ONE THIRD OF THESE:  More than 1 million kids had their identities stolen in 2017.

TEACH WOMEN NOT TO DO THIS (YOU ASK ME, IF ANYONE IS GETTING SHOT IT SHOULD BE THE HUSBAND):  Love triangle ends in murder-suicide when wife ambushes romantic rival: cops.

WELL, THIS IS AWKWARD:  Opioids might not be useful for injured workers in the first place.

IN CHINA? SHOCKING! (DOES BERNIE KNOW?):  Chinese government, tech industry under fire for ‘men only’ job ads.

IN THE EMAIL FROM J. M. ANJEWIERDEN:  Black Holiday (The Black Chronicles Book 2).

Morgan has finally made it, earning an officer’s slot on S.T.E.V.E., the ancient flagship of the Takiyama Merchant House. She’s survived so much to get here, and isn’t about to let lingering nightmares over those events stop her now. That said, even the toughest mechanics need down time. Grudgingly taking some shore leave, Morgan goes to visit the estate of her friend Emily, Baroness Novan. What she doesn’t know is that the first steps towards interstellar war have already been taken by the homeworld she escaped, and important leaders – including Emily – are targeted for Assassination.

OF COURSE HE DOES:  Obama jets off to legitimize South Africa’s Zimbabwifying regime.

SOME ANIMALS ARE MORE EQUAL THAN OTHERS:  Hardly a Stir When Starbucks Denied a Cop.

YEAH, EVERYTHING IS PROBLEMATIC:  ‘Grease’ at 40: Problematic (And Why That’s a Good Thing).

IN THE EMAIL FROM CURTIS EDMONDS:  Snowflake’s Chance: The 2016 Campaign Diary of Justin T. Fairchild, Social Justice Warrior.

Justin Trudeau-Fairchild, a self-described “social justice warrior,” seeks to make America safe for kombucha-drinking vegetarian socialists. 

In Snowflake’s Chance, we follow the eager young activist as he navigates the corridors of power in Washington, D.C. and hustles votes in rural New Jersey. Along the way, he inserts himself into the funniest moments of the 2016 campaign, as he learns how to operate a power shredder, interrupts Hillary Clinton as she orders a Chipotle burrito, and gets mistaken for the Canadian prime minister.

A hilariously jaundiced account of the beliefs that animate progressive ideology today, Snowflake’s Chance depicts the inner workings of progressive politics and the silliest excesses of the politically-correct left.

HERE’S MY SHOCKED FACE AGAIN:  Fear and self-loathing on the campaign trail.

THIS IS MY SHOCKED FACE:   More Contemptible Behavior By Liberals.

SUDDEN JIHAD SYNDROME:  Be Careful Out There.

ANOTHER VICTIM OF “FREE” HEALTHCARE:  Alfie Evans Given Death Sentence By UK.

THERE ARE ONLY DANGEROUS MEN:  The American who went to war for Israel, lost an arm and went back.

AND YET THEY PERSIST:  Most relationships start with terrible or awkward sex.

I AGREE. CONSIDERING ALL THE YEARS THIS AND THAT TAKES, WE WERE ALL BORN DEAD ALREADY:  Adding The Years.

AND I AGREE:  Earth Day? Again?

THE POINT OF THE FIRST AMENDMENT:  De mortuis nil nisi bonum.

THESE ARE THE TIMES WE LIVE IN:  Woman helps cop, kills bad guy – then gets sued.

SO ARE WE ALL, SISTER, AND THE LEFT HATES IT:  Candace Owens’ Moment: I’m Not Far Right, I’m Free.

A LOT MORE PEOPLE WOULD BE DEAD IF IT WEREN’T FOR HIM:  Sunday’s Hero: James Shaw, Jr.

GOOD LORD, IT’S MCMUFFIN, THE REPRISE:  So You Want to Challenge the President: a Note to Brad Thor and Others.

PINEAPPLE PLANTS?  Clean the air in your home with these NASA-approved plants

WHEN THEY JOINED THE ARMY THIS WASN’T WHAT THEY EXPECTED TO BE FIGHTING:  Indonesia is struggling to unclog this plastic-filled river.

BEING GOOD WITH YOUR HANDS WINS:  Singles say people with these jobs are the sexiest.