KINGS OF FAKE NEWS:   This Is CNN.

A YEAR END LIST YOU CAN BE GLAD YOU AREN’T ON:  The craziest medical mishaps of 2017.

FIXING OBAMA’S MISTAKES:  Iranian Protestors Rally for Regime Change And Freedom, Trump Calls For Support.

MISANDRIST AND PROUD:  Auld Lang Syne: HuffPo Feminist Writer Resolves to “Kill All Men” in Hateful Tweet.

A MORE PROACTIVE HR? THAT’LL IMPROVE THE COMPANY BOTTOM LINE: What bosses need to do now in the #metoo era.

FIFTEEN OF THESE ARE WISHFUL THINKING:  18 crazy things that will happen in 2018.

INCLUDE ME OUT:  New Year’s Eve in Times Square sounds like a urine-soaked hell.

NEWS YOU CAN USE!  Ben Franklin made up 200 terms for being wasted.

BE CAREFUL OUT THERE:   Flu widespread in 36 states, CDC reports.

SO:  I got a Kindle for Christmas . . . Now what do I do?

YEAH… I’M SHOCKED, SHOCKED:  The year in journalism: Mainstream media flunks the Trump challenge,

BECAUSE TRUMP ISN’T OBAMA?  Iranians Revolt. Why Now?

THEY WERE BORN BROKEN: 7 Celebrities President Trump Absolutely Broke in 2017.

THIS IS MY SHOCKED FACE:  Spielberg, Streep Dodge Killer Obama Question.

FOR THE TIMES, THEY ARE ACHANGING:  These 10 Liberal Films Flopped Big Time in 2017.

EVEN THE HIGHS ARE LOW:  The highs and lows of pop culture in 2017.

NAH. THEY WERE ALWAYS IGNORANT:  Dear Journalists, stop profiling Trump’s America already.

I AM SHOCKED, SHOCKED TO LEARN CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY HAS DONE SOMETHING OFFENSIVE:  Cards Against Humanity gets blasted for selling ‘Jew Pack’.

THIS IS THE 21ST CENTURY I WAS EXPECTING:  Self-healing glass: a cracking discovery from Japan.

THERE ARE ONLY A FEW THINGS THAT SHOULD BE PUT IN THERE AND GLITTER AIN’T ON THE LIST:  The craziest things women did to their vaginas this year.

I DON’T THINK SO MY MONEY’S ON ARBOR DAY, BUT ONLY BECAUSE EARTH HOUR ISN’T A WHOLE DAY:  New Year’s Eve is the most pathetic holiday of the year.

FREE, COMPLETE SHORT STORY: The White Lady of Christmas.

A REVIEW OF MARGARET BALL’S BOOK:  Insurgents.

NEWS FROM THE FRONTIERS OF BRAIN SCIENCE?  Proof that the human mind is one part awesome, one part terror.

CONSIDER YOURSELF FOREWARNED:  North Korea soldier who defected had immunity to anthrax.