YOU WILL NOT BE ALLOWED TO IGNORE THEM:  Food fascists have demonized everything we eat.

BECAUSE GIRLS LIKE PRETTY DOLLS:  Why Barbie is still a hit in the age of female empowerment.

LIFE IS BETTER HERE:  Life Liberty And the Pursuit of Happiness.

OF COURSE THEY DID:  Democratic Donors Paid $50 million for New Anti-Trump Research.

THE LEFT’S IGNORANCE OF INTERNATIONAL POLITICS IS STAGGERING:  Ben Rhodes a laughingstock on Twitter over past North Korea tweets.

ABOUT TIME:  Candace Owens Tells the Truth About the NAACP.

YEAH, THE FACT THAT THEY MOSTLY TURN OUT ILLITERATES, THEREBY FAILING AT THEIR EXPLICIT FUNCTION IS THE REST OF IT:  Explicit Questions Just The “Tip” of School Problems.

HAVING A SAY  IS TOO GOOD FOR THE COMMON PEOPLE:  Steny Hoyer, Pelosi agree: We’re ok with tipping the scales in the primaries.

BORROW A FEW GENES AND DEFY GRAVITY:  Evolutionary novelty in gravity sensing through horizontal gene transfer and high-order protein assembly.

#WARONWOMEN:  Maine Democrats Vote Down Bill Banning FGM.

REALITY:  Gary Kleck was Wrong.

FOR THE DERANGED:  Trump: guilty till proven innocent…

KINGS IN ROBES:  Activist Judge Issues Ruling That DACA Program Must Continue.

FAIRLY SURE NOT THE ONLY ONE:  NRA Gains Lifetime Membership from Former Liberal.

HIGHER EDUCATION BUBBLE? WHAT HIGHER EDUCATION BUBBLE?  America’s $1 trillion student debt problem heads into its sixth year.

PEOPLE BUILDING THEIR CASH RESERVES IS NOT A GOOD PORTENT:  Economists are freaking out over this checking account trend.

I HAVE THIS ODD URGE TO HEAR JOHN COULTON’S “CODE MONKEY”:  Chinese start-ups hire attractive women to ‘motivate’ male coders.

GIVING HIGH SCHOOL KIDS A TWO-HOUR LUNCH SO THEY CAN GRAB A NAP? WHAT COULD GO WRONG?   Here’s proof that teens really just need a nap.

SIGH. I NEVER GOT TO BUMP OFF STALIN IN CLASS.  SOME STUDENTS HAVE ALL THE LUCK, AND BOGART THE TIME-MACHINES:  Overheard in the Halls: Part 11.

OF COURSE THEY DID:  Parkland Survivor Kyle Kashuv Says School Security Officers Interrogated Him After Gun Range Visit.

HOUSE REPAIRS CAN KILL:  Ladders are Evil.

KIM DU TOIT GETS BLUNT (AND YES, THIS IS YOUR ONE AND ONLY LANGUAGE WARNING IF THE TITLE ISN’T ENOUGH.):  F*cking Leftist Bullsh*t.

LEFTISM MUST STOP BEING THE DEFAULT POSITION: Easy Rhetoric is Easy.

OH LOOK, IT’S THE KENNEDYS!   Horny monkeys that will sleep with anything have created a new species.

NEWS YOU CAN USE — BUT DO THEY FOLLOW THEIR RULES?  Facebook reveals long-secret rules it has used to police its site.