MULTIPLE FLAVORS OF CRAZY ON THE BUFFET:  Flat Earthers lean into insane theories at UK conference.

JUST BECAUSE THEY LOOK CUTE DOESN’T MEAN THEY ARE NOT DANGEROUS FERAL BEASTS:  Kangaroos at this tourist spot are violently addicted to carrots.

IF YOU HAVE A MACRO EGO:   How to tell if your partner is ‘microcheating’.

FLORIDA HOMEWORK:  Florida father upset over homework referring to ‘baby daddy,’ revenge sex.

THAT SURE VANISHED FROM THE NEWS:  Toronto van attack update.  Of course, the left can’t call for van control, and won’t call for immigration control, so there’s nothing in it for them.

THIS IS MY SHOCKED FACE:  Traditional publishing strikes out again.

IT’S GOT TO STOP:  Playing politics with our children’s lives.

MEH.  IT’S NOT CULTURAL APPROPRIATION.  IT’S CHINESE CULTURAL IMPERIALISM:  I’m a Bad Mom Because I Let My Daughter Appropriate Another Culture.

HAS THE LEFT LOST EVEN THE VESTIGES OF ITS MIND?  Don’t Let Them Win.

NEWS FROM THE MENTALLY ILL:  Pelosi Guarantees Victory in Midterms: ‘We Will Win. I Will Run for Speaker’.

YOU MEAN AMERICANS STILL GIVE MORE TO DEFEND THE SECOND AMENDMENT? COLOR ME SHOCKED, SHOCKED:  Gun Control PACs Raise About 60 Percent of NRA PAC’s Haul in March.

ABOUT TIME:   Congress Seeks Showdown On Ending U.S. Aid to Palestinians.

ABOUT THE SIZE OF IT:  Alfie Evans a Victim of the Technocracy.

ISN’T THIS THE THIRD TIME THEY’VE CHANGED THIS IN THE LAST DECADE? SETTLE THE @!#$% SCIENCE ALREADY!  Women should be tested for breast cancer at age 30, experts say.

OBAMA, A DISASTER? I’M SHOCKED, SHOCKED:  The Obama Disaster, and the Tweet of the Day.

HOPEFULLY:  Indictments Are Comey…er, Coming.

THEY…. UH… WHAT????  Egad.

GOOD NEWS. IT’S MUTUAL:  Dear Liberal Media FYI We Hate You Too.

WAIT? THEY HAD SOME CREDIBILITY STILL?  #WHCD: Michelle Wolf’s Crass ‘Comedy’ Tanks Any Credibility Media Has Left.

BREAKING NEWS FROM THE DAWN OF TIME, TEENS WILL BE TEENS:  Teens have figured out how to be sneaky while vaping in school.

IF YOU NEED TO BE TOLD THIS YOU DON’T HAVE ANY FRIENDS ANYWAY, JUST PEOPLE YOU USE:  7 ways you may be fat-shaming your friends without knowing it.

FROM MARGARET BALL:  A Pocketful of Stars.

Thalia Kostis will be the first to tell you it’s not magic, it’s theoretical math when she walks a Möbius strip through walls to her office at the Institute for Applied Topology. CIA Case Officer Bradislav Lensky doesn’t care what it is, as long as she can help track down a smuggling ring and the terrorists in their safe house in Austin. The other magicians nearby don’t agree, and don’t care for new rivals either!

Now Thalia and the rest of her misfit crew are in a race against time, terrorists, common sense, grackles, and their graduate advisor to save the day!

BUT… BUT… BUT… WHEN I WAS IN HIGH SCHOOL THEY CLAIMED THOSE WOULD BE THE BEST YEARS OF MY LIFE!  Science proves that happiness begins at 50.

A PLACE IN THE WORLD:  I went from aspiring fashionista to the Israel Defense Force.

AWWWWW-KWARD!  French museum discovers more than half of its paintings are fake.