MUSCLE MEMORY STILL HAS ME TYPING TWO SPACES BETWEEN SENTENCES, BUT I MIGHT AS WELL TYPE “I’M OLD” ALL OVER MY MANUSCRIPTS:  One space between each sentence, they said. Science just proved them wrong.

A CONFLAGRATION OF REPULSIVE:  Michael Moore Wishes Karl Marx Happy Birthday. Because of Course.

DEFUSING THE POPULATION BOMB ONE STREAMED VIDEO AT A TIME:  Netflix is killing couples’ sex lives: study.

GERALDO RIVERA MOST AFFECTED: Egypt says no hidden rooms in King Tut’s tomb after all.

THEY ALWAYS PROMISE CAPTAIN AMERICA BUT GIVE US THE RED SKULL:  We could soon turn someone into a real-life superhero.

QUICK, TO THE FAINTING COUCH:  LaGuardia Airport’s security robot is giving women the creeps.

YOU CAN HAVE SAFETY OR YOU CAN HAVE INNOVATION:  NASA advisers say SpaceX rocket technology could put lives at risk.

BUT IT THINKS IT’S HELPING:  The Media Is Killing the Democratic Party .

WELL, YES:  We the Internet Shreds ‘Truth to Power’ Liberal Comics.

INTERESTING STUFF:  Space Impacts of FAA Reauthorization: Discretionary User Fees, Rulemaking Committees and FACA, and Space Support Aircraft.

WHY THE PONZI SCHEME IS BROKEN:  Social Security: How many people were expected to receive benefits?

AIN’T THIS A KICK IN THE HEAD:  Loud snoring may be weakening your skull.

INVERT THE GENDER ON THIS HEADLINE AND SEE HOW IT READS:  I left my husband because he couldn’t sexually satisfy me.

NEWS YOU CAN USE:  Giving your kids financial help may ruin their careers forever.

DON’T YOU WANT A BED OF NAILS ALL YOUR OWN?  Can this ‘torture mat’ cure your back pain?

ABOUT THOSE ARTICLES YOU’VE READ ABOUT TAKING SELFIES BOOSTING YOUR HEALTH …  LEAVE THE BEAR OUT:  Man mauled to death by bear while taking selfie with it.

SAVE THE TA-TAS?  New ownership could spell big changes for SI Swimsuit edition.

KEVIN J ANDERSON AND I HAVE A BOOK OUT AND THE EBOOK IS AVAILABLE:  Uncharted (Arcane America Book 1).

BAIT AND SWITCH:  Cooperation and Compromise?

CULTURAL APPROPRIATION, OR AS WE KNOW IT AROUND HERE, THE HISTORY OF HUMAN CIVILIZATION:  Apparently white people are not allowed to do yoga anymore.

AND AGAIN, HERE IS MY SHOCKED FACE:  Illinois: Talk about a hidden debt bomb!

HILARY BUYS INTO THE DELUSION THAT SHE WASN’T FAR LEFT ENOUGH:  Hillary’s Blame Game Continues: I Lost Because Democrat Voters Are Socialists.

BEHOLD! MY SHOCKED FACE:  NBC does an Emily Litella on the “Trump’s lawyer was wiretapped” story.

EMPOWERING? THEY KEEP USING THAT WORD. I DO NOT THINK IT MEANS WHAT THEY THINK IT MEANS:  Hip strip club says it empowers women.

THEY MAY BE WILLING TO AGREE TO A TRUCE BUT THEY AIN’T CRAZY:  South Korea: US troops off the table in peace talks.