STILL PLAYING THIS GAME?  Russian Nuclear Bombers Intercepted Near Alaska.

FOR SOME REASON “ALEXA” DIDN’T MAKE THE LIST:  Here are 2017’s most popular baby names.

ALEXA, WIRE $10k TO A NIGERIAN PRINCE:  Hackers can use white noise to break into your Alexa.

GOOD THING I DON’T HAVE A PROSTATE:  One glass of white wine a day increases risk of prostate cancer.

WHAT THE…  No, Ms. McCain, the CIA Isn’t Going to Start Decapitating Prisoners.

GLAD SOMEONE NOTICED:  Despite the Media, Trump Pulling Down Wins for We the People.

GLAD SOMEONE DOES:  Japan Does Energy Math.

ENEMY OF CIVILIZATION:  Soros Sole Funder of PAC Targeting Infrequent Voters in Battleground States.

NOT HELPING THE REVOLT OF THE IRANIAN PEOPLE AGAINST THE MAD MULLAHS WASN’T THE WORST THING OBAMA DID, BUT IT WAS UP THERE:  White House Examining Plan to Help Iranian People Oppose Regime .

CARRY A BIG STICK:  Better to be Feared…

MOREOVER, YOUR TEACHER LIED WHEN SHE TOLD YOU “MOM WILL LOVE IT!”:  Your mom lied to you when she said she loved that macaroni art.

TRY FILING THIS WITH YOUR INSURANCE:  Liquid chocolate spill turns highway into sticky disaster.

MEH – I READ THE HEMINGWAY BOOK ABOUT THIS KIND OF THING:  Fisherman reels in 321-pound marlin too big for his boat.

TEACH WOMEN TO NOT TELL MEN TO RAPE:  Woman accused of ordering rape of man in ‘contract’ assault.

BUT I WAS ASSURED THAT IF WE PASSED GUN CONTROL LAWS FELONS WOULD OBEY THEM!  Wisconsin Felon Admits To Enlisting Girlfriend To Make Straw Buys.

YOU MEAN THE NYT THOUGHT IT STILL HAD SOME REPUTATION AFTER COVERING UP THE HOLODOMOR?  THE CORPSE MIGHT BE TWITCHING, BUT IT’S JUST GAS:  New York Times embarrasses itself in hit piece on Pompeo.

I’D LIKE TO KEEP “YES” AS MY ANSWER, PLEASE:  Chelsea Manning: Political Farce or Nightmare?

THE LEFT THINKS MERITOCRACY IS RACIST.  WHICH MEANS WHEN THEY SCREAM “RACIST” THEY’RE LOOKING IN A MIRROR:  Inclusivity Over Talent or Ability.

SOMEBODY NEEDS TO!   European Space Agency may be heading to Venus in 2032.

DO YOU HAVE A FIRE ALARM?  Asking this question before you book an Airbnb could save your life.

CLIP AND SAVE! PLAY AIR BEHAVIOR BINGO!  These are the most obnoxious things you can do on a plane.

I THINK I’VE DETECTED A FLAW IN THEIR ASSUMPTIONS: “It’s about … perceiving a newborn baby as a capable, unique individual”  …. um… mostly mine seemed to be capable of peeing on whoever removed their diaper, but okay.  Maybe that word doesn’t mean what they think it means.  Trendy parenting method bans high chairs, baby talk.

BECAUSE IT IS:  Activist Art Exposed as an Elitist Bait and Switch.

‘BOUT TIME SOMEONE DID:  Judge Ellis Wants to See Mueller’s Hunting License.

THIS IS MY SHOCKED FACE:  Lock Him Up: If Anyone Is Violating the Logan Act, It’s John Kerry!