TYPICAL INSTANCE OF BAD HEADLINE – THEY ONLY STUDIED BRITS, BUT THE HEADLINE IMPLIES UNIVERSALITY:  Men get way more leisure time than women, data shows.

I SUSPECT SHE’S NEVER BEEN TO FRANCE:  I tried ‘not dating’ like a French woman.

YEAH, BUT IT REALLY DRAINS THE BATTERIES:  Scientists develop self-healing robot muscles.

NASA’S GROOVY PHOTOS:   Jupiter is the galactic lava lamp of your dreams.

HIGHER EDUCATION IMPLOSION, THE ARTS VERSION:  The Death of University Art Programs, Part 4: The Subsidized Sedition of Establishment Art Schools.

WEARING A BEARD DOESN’T MAKE YOU SOCIALIST:  The “Christian Left”?

INTERESTING:  Decorated Soldier Picks the Best, and Worst, War Movies .

OH MY PEOPLE! REPRISE:  Stir the Pot.

CLIMATE CHANGE! IS THERE ANYTHING IT CAN’T DO?  Supposedly Climate Change Is The Real Reason For #IranProtests.

MAKING AMERICA GREAT AGAIN:  Red meat is a window into the nation’s economic soul.

AFTER ALL THE KNEELING, I DOUBT ANYTHING CAN SAVE FOOTBALL, BUT THIS OFFERS HOPE FOR TREATMENT OF CONCUSSIONS:  Can a drug save football?

NEVER EVEN HEARD OF THIS:  This town encourages kids to smoke during Christian holiday.

GOOD GRIEF! NO WONDER MILLENNIALS ARE BUYING BERNIE’S BS:  Most Americans can’t answer these 4 basic money questions.

AS I’VE SAID:  The Left Is Nothing More Than A Temper-Tantrum-Throwing Child.

UPENDING LONG KNOWN “FACTS”:  Parrots and Falcons — Long-lost Cousins.

THREE YEARS?  GIVE ME THIRTY:  You can look three years younger by doing ‘face yoga’.

SO IXNAY ON THE AXSPRAY:  It turns out that smell is the way to a woman’s heart.

OH, GOOD:  Mount St. Helens Is Rumbling Again With 40 Earthquakes …

SAME AS THE LEFT ALWAYS DOES:  Lying For Money and Power.

QUICK! LIGHT THE VIRTUE SIGNAL:  #GoldenGlobes: Seth Meyers’ Monologue Is Hot Mess Of Political Virtue Signaling.

IT’S NOT TROUBLING.  IT’S SOCIALIST.  IT’S BEEN TRIED MANY TIMES BEFORE.  ITS NEVER WORKED:  Iceland’s troubling Equal Pay Standard.

THE MEDIA CONTINUES TO IMITATE THE DOGS WHO BARK AS THE CARAVAN PASSES. SCOTT ADAMS SERVES UP HUSH PUPPIES:  Scott Adams Says Trump Isn’t Crazy, He IS a Genius. Here’s Why.

IF THEY KICKED OUT EVERY CREEP AND PERV THERE WOULDN’T BE ENOUGH REMAINING TO VOTE THE AWARDS:  Academy members now regret banning Weinstein so hastily.

IT’S A ONE-STOP INSECURITIES SHOP:  Of course ‘Goop for Men’ sells erectile dysfunction pills.

HELLOOOOOOO 21ST CENTURY!  Woman receives bionic hand with sense of touch.