“CRAZY” SEEMS APT:  Electro-shock workouts and punk-rock yoga: The craziest new fitness classes.

IT’S AN EFFING ROBOT! IT HAS NO GENDER!  ‘Transgender’ sex robots are coming to a bedroom near you.

RUMORS OF THEIR DEMISE WERE GREATLY EXAGGERATED:  Giant lily pads make a comeback after nearly going extinct.

SOMEWHERE, FRED HOYLE IS SMILING:  Researchers Puzzled by Strange Radio Signals Coming from Outer Space.

THESE ARE HEINLEIN’S CRAZY YEARS, WE JUST LIVE IN THEM:  Insane: New York mayor to sue oil companies for bad weather.

HEY, SOME OF US REMEMBER THE THROBBING MEMO:  What if the nation got outraged over a lie?

FASTER, PLEASE:  Scientists Create First Functioning Human Muscle from Skin Cells.

JUST ANOTHER DIRTY JOB, BUT SOMEONE’S GOT TO DO IT:  Mike Rowe Delivers Smackdown on Leftist Who Wants Him Fired for Wrong Politics.

THIS IS MY SHOCKED FACE:  NPR: Deep into Trump Derangement Syndrome.

THE FREE MARKET IS BETTER:  U.S. Boom, Canadian Bust: A Tale of Two Oil Industries.

SOME PEOPLE ARE GLUTTONS FOR PUNISHMENT:  Intro to State And Revolution – by Amanda S. Green.

WHAT PART OF “MODEL” DID YOU FAIL TO UNDERSTAND?  Tennis models fight back after being forced to wear miniskirts in cold.

I AM MICRO-CONCERNED:  When does ‘micro-cheating’ cross the line?

BLIND TO THE PAST:  Culture and Stress.

THIS WILL END WELL:  Scientists Create First Functioning Human Muscle from Skin Cells.

STRUGGLE SESSIONS:  ‘White Racism’ Class Will Come Complete With Armed Guards.

YEAH, THAT:  What could make a difference in Iran, and why it would be so hard to achieve it.

POT, KETTLE:  Who’s Senile?

CHINA IS A BEAUTIFUL LACQUERED VASE WITH CRACKS UNDERNEATH:  How Little “Ice Boy” Shamed the Chinese Communists.

BAH! MOOSE AND SQUIRREL:  Newest Outrage in the Diversity Wars: Cartoon Villains with Accents.

THE PARTY OF BILL CLINTON PROTESTS SEXUAL MISCONDUCT:  Dem Congresswomen Plan Black-Garbed Protest at Trump’s State of the Union and It’s Ridiculous.

A MORE HONEST HEADLINE IS SURVIVAL RATES HIGHER FOR GIRL INFANTS THAN BOY INFANTS:   Women better at surviving crisis situations than men: study.

TYPICAL INSTANCE OF BAD HEADLINE – THEY ONLY STUDIED BRITS, BUT THE HEADLINE IMPLIES UNIVERSALITY:  Men get way more leisure time than women, data shows.

I SUSPECT SHE’S NEVER BEEN TO FRANCE:  I tried ‘not dating’ like a French woman.

YEAH, BUT IT REALLY DRAINS THE BATTERIES:  Scientists develop self-healing robot muscles.