IS IT A BAD THING TO ROLE PLAY DEFENSE/COUNTER-ATTACK IN SCENARIOS?  Someone is actually making an ‘active shooter’ video game.

NEWS YOU CAN USE:  Congrats, class of 2018: How to land a job, when you’re ready.

I REMEMBER WHEN PUBLISHERS STARTED DOING THIS IN THE OUGHTS:  Studios are now looking for actors who are Insta-famous.  Let’s say it’s not a good sign, okay?

THIS IS MY SHOCKED FACE:  Campaign contributor helped Obamas score Netflix deal.

AND OF COURSE THEY DO:  Harvard Extension School Now Offers ‘Social Justice Certificate’ Program.

IOW, DO THEY USE ‘SHUT UP, THEY EXPLAINED?’:  Five Ways to Know if You Can Talk to Someone about Climate.

UH OH:  BREAKING: Explosion at Indian Restaurant Outside Toronto Appears to Be a Bombing.

AS ALWAYS:  Trump Says He and North Koreans are Talking Again; Leftists Hardest Hit.

TEACH WOMEN NOT TO SEXUALLY ASSAULT:  Cable customer forced oral sex on repairman: cops.

THAT ISN’T FAT, IT’S A PROACTIVE BARRIER:  Obese people twice as likely to survive infectious diseases.

WHATEVER YOU DO, DON’T GO THROUGH THE TSA CHECK!  FBI tells women how to protect themselves from sexual assaults on flights.

PEAK JAPAN? HOLD MY SAKE AND WATCH THIS!  Hello Kitty bullet train is peak Japan.

ALIENS, IT’S GOTTA BE ALIENS!  Mystery lasers spotted shooting out from nebula.

N.B. – THIS BLOG IS NOT DIGITAL HEROIN, IT’S MORE LIKE DIGITAL REEFER [VODKA? SINGLE MALT? FINE WINE?]:   Our digital addictions are killing our kids.

THIS IS MY SHOCKED FACE:  DOJ Employee Donations Overwhelmingly Favor Democrats.

BUT I THOUGHT THE SCIENCE WAS SETTLED:  3.5 Billion-Year-Old Fossils Challenge Ideas About Earth’s Start.

IT’S FRAUD ALL THE WAY DOWN:  Leftist Fraud All the Way Down.

ON THE ROAD TO TOTALITARIANISM:  Duke strikes another blow against freedom of thought,

BLACK LIVES MATTER USED THEM TOO. FOR THE LEFT IT’S ALWAYS RECREATE SIXTY EIGHT:  Hey, David Hogg, the 60’s Called. They Want Their Die-In Protests Back.

TRUMP PLAYS WHOA FAT! LIKE A VIOLIN:  BREAKING: North Korea signals willingness to reopen summit.

MORE BEAUTIFUL THAN MOST:  Fireflies light up national parks with synchronized mating ritual.

BUT, BUT, BUT I THOUGHT IT WAS TOBACCO THAT HURT YOU, AND POT WAS PRACTICALLY HEALTH SMOKES/SARCASM:  All the ways marijuana can hurt your health.

LESS THE WATER WEIGHT AND SOME OF US WEIGH HEAVIER THAN WE ARE!  This is how much all life on Earth weighs.

WELL, NEXT TIME i GO OVER, I’LL HAVE TO TRY THIS:   Unearthing Portugal’s Wine of the Dead, a Relic From the Napoleonic Wars.

NEWS YOU CAN USE:  How to Reduce Healthcare Costs by 92 Percent.