TELLING THE TRUTH ABOUT ECONOMICS DOESN’T MAKE YOU POPULAR:  Steakhouse owner ripped over objection to rising minimum wage.

IDIOTS AND FOOLS:  Explaining the delay in undoing the Hawaii nuclear scare.

GOOD:   Trump Admin to States Managing Medicaid: Feel Free to Defund Planned Parenthood.

BITING THE HANDS THAT FEED THEM:  NFL Rejects AMVETS Super Bowl Ad; Pig Socks Totally OK.

OPPORTUNITIES FOR GRAFT AND CORRUPTION: Pork Barrel Government.

I COMPLETELY AGREE WITH THIS, FROM MY OWN MEDICAL CIRCLE OF FRIENDS:  You are being abused.

DESPERATE TIMES CALL FOR DESPERATE MEASURES:   The Siege by Bill Reader.

IN SCHUMER’S WORLD THE FOUNDING FATHERS ENVISIONED CATERING TO THE DEMANDS OF ALIENS OVER OUR LEGISLATURE FULFILLING ITS CONSTITUTIONAL DUTY:   No wonder he’s so weird.  Aliens, you know? Schumer: GOP Has ‘Forgotten the Lessons of the Founding Fathers’ by Not Compromising.

THERE IS SO MUCH MATERIAL:  Three right-leaning writers take our woke age to task in this short story collection.

NO, DARLING, WE’RE JUST TIRED OF YOUR HISTRIONICS:  Clueless at CNN.

TL/DR WORST HITLER EVER:  Trump vs. Hitler, a 1 year retrospective.

AND I’M STILL NOT TIRED OF THE SCHADENFREUDE:  All Your Base Still Belong to Us.

CALIFORNIA ISN’T FUNNY ANYMORE:  Idiot CA Legislators Demand Corporations Give Fed Tax Savings Back To State.

REBELS WITHOUT A RATIONALE:  #WomensMarch2018: The Return of The Sisters of the Traveling Pussy Hats.

IT DIDN’T DESTROY YOUR LIFE; YOU DESTROYED YOUR LIFE:  Author of infamous letter to CEO says it ‘destroyed her life’.

YAWN. ARE WE STILL IN MIDDLE SCHOOL?  Why you should totally drop that F bomb.

HERE’S THE THING, HONEY: YOU WERE WORKING AT A CATHOLIC SCHOOL AND WHAT YOU HAD DONE IS NOTHING LIKE TESTICULAR CANCER:  School worker in trouble over her ‘designer vagina.’

BECAUSE IT’S IMPORTANT TO KNOW THESE THINGS:  Lenin’s The State and Revolution – An Introduction – by Amanda S. Green.

DISHWASHERS… YOU IS USING THEM WRONG: You could get a UTI from your dishwasher.  Unless your dishwasher is human, in which case you might still be doing it wrong, but it’s at least understandable.

SMOD NOT DROPPING IN, YET:  Skyscraper-sized asteroid will buzz Earth.

I’M SURE THEY WILL BE VERY HAPPY TOGETHER – ESPECIALLY AS HER IN-LAWS AREN’T LIKELY TO VISIT:  This woman is, straight up, crazier than most writers.  I speak advisedly.  Woman marries ‘pirate ghost,’ says the sex is out of this world.

A CONSUMMATION DEVOUTLY TO BE HOPED FOR: House committee document could mean trouble for anti-Trump “deep statists”.

ONE MORE REASON “SCIENTISTS” SHOULDN’T MAKE PUBLIC POLICY:  Scientists call for lowering drunk driving threshold.

AND IT’S A WONDERFUL THING:  Trump is the “un-Obama” of our time.

THIS IS MY SHOCKED FACE:  Opinion: A cop is dead & the gun control vultures circle.