STILL NOT QUITE SURE WHAT THIS ERUPTION DID:  Supervolcano eruption somehow spared Stone Age people.

IDIOT IS AS IDIOT DOES:  Former GOP Donor To Form Gun Control Group.

DEMONS ARE WAY SMARTER:  Please Welcome Demonized Maxine Waters,’ Says Waters at D.C. Event.

I’M SHOCKED, SHOCKED:   Book: The FBI-Steele Partnership Was Started by, Plot Twist, an Obama Aide.

PARTICULARLY THE DNA TEST:  Elizabeth Warren Nixes 2020 Run. And that DNA Test, Too.

HILLARY CLINTON CONTINUES TO KNOW NOTHING ABOUT SANE, NORMAL WOMEN.  OR MEN.  OR SMALL, FURRY ANIMALS FOR THAT MATTER:  Hillary and ‘What Happened’ in India.

SERIOUSLY?  How a hot bath can burn as many calories as a brisk walk.

STRANGER THINGS UNDER HEAVEN:  Doctors stunned to find massive ‘air pocket’ where man’s brain should be.

GEE, WHAT COULD THEY HAVE DONE TO SO TARNISH THEIR BRANDS?  IT’S A MYSTERY:  Apple and Google’s corporate reputations have plunged.

GOOD, THE DINOSAURS DIDN’T, AND LOOK WHAT HAPPENED TO THEM:  NASA designs ‘hammer’ to prevent an asteroid armageddon.

WOMEN ARE HUMAN, NOT ANGELS:  ‘Believe All Women’ at Your Peril.

WORLD TO END. WOMEN AND MINORITIES MOST AFFECTED:  Canadian Government: “consider the gendered impacts of climate change.”

ONLY IF WE LET THEM:  Tomorrow’s grim global Green dictatorship.

IT’S ALWAYS FIFTEEN YEARS AWAY:  Scientists say the dream of unlimited clean energy is about to come true.

TO BE FAIR, THE MSM IS AT WAR WITH REALITY:  Richard Landes at Second Draft: demonstrating how the MSM contributes to the Palestinian cause by hiding reality.

HEH – THOSE IRISH-AMERICANS!  Pat Buckley once refused to loan Ted Kennedy a car.

OUTLIVING YOUR ENEMIES IS HIGHLY GRATIFYING:  Israeli pilot on hit list was beloved high school teacher.

HE’S GOT A LITTLE LIST:  The Tree-Bucket Plan.

GOOD:  White House backs off call to raise minimum age to buy long guns.

WE’RE GOING TO DISAGREE ON WHETHER EUROPE IS SOCIALIST, BUT ON THE REST, HE SPEAKS FOR ME:  CNN thinks that socialism is cool. My grandparents from the USSR would disagree.

MINERAL NOT FOUND ON EARTH’S SURFACE TURNS UP WRAPPED IN CARBON:  Rare diamond find suggests Earth is a giant recycling bin.

FEMINISTS JUST WANT TO USE WOMEN AS PRY BARS TO HELP DISMANTLE WESTERN SOCIETY.  THAT’S ALL:  Pick One!

CALIFORNIA’S WAR WITH REALITY:   Cost for California bullet train system rises to $77.3 billion.

I WAS AFRAID OF THIS:  It’s Official. ‘A Wrinkle in Time’ Is A Disastrous Adaptation Of The Book.

AS SHE SHOULD BE:  Color me skeptical.