“ELITE”:  Perverts in high places: America’s elite is bent.

WORTH CONSIDERING:  We Hold These Truths…

HONESTLY? CREATIVITY IS DEAD ON THAT SIDE TOO:  Liberals and the Death of Comedy.

IT’S NOT A MISFIRE WHEN YOU LIE ON PURPOSE:  AP Misfires in Bombshell Report On the Army Discharging Immigrants.

NO ONE NEEDS AN AMENDMENT TO PROTECT THEIR RIGHT TO PRAISE WHAT NO ONE OBJECTS TO:  First Amendment Guarantees Your Right To Be A Flaming Jerk.

SUCH A PERFECT ENCAPSULATION:  Happy Birthday, America!

WHEN WRITERS DRINK THEIR OWN INK:  Op-Ed Claims Every Gun Is An Assault Weapon.

MUST HAVE BEEN HARD TO CHOOSE ONLY TEN:  Ten Dumbest Things I Heard About Guns At The United Nations.

BLOWING UP TAXPAYER’S MONEY:  Feds Blow Up Dummies on Mall to Warn Against Celebrating the Fourth With Fireworks, Sparklers.

THEY’RE OFF THEIR MEDS:  David Brock’s Top Researcher Convinced Nazis Infiltrated DHS.

WAIT! HE’LL NEVER LIVE LONG ENOUGH TO TURN MEXICO INTO VENEZUELA:  Mexico’s president-elect shuns guards, asks ‘people’ for protection.

THOSE WHO ARE NO LONGER OUR COUNTRYMEN ARE DISTURBED BY OUR LOVE OF AMERICA:  The patriotism gap.

A FRIEND WHO’S HAD A SIMILAR JOURNEY:  A Real American.

I’VE BEEN AN AMERICAN CITIZEN FOR 30 YEARS:  Conceived in Liberty.

FROM BLAKE SMITH:  The Flight of Miss Stanhope: A Short and Sweet Regency Romance.

Marianne Stanhope is in trouble. Her family is urging her to accept the attentions of a most odious suitor, so she turns to a gentleman of her acquaintance for aid. But Mr. Firth has his own reasons for assisting Miss Stanhope, and it falls to her childhood friend Mr. Killingham to convince her that she’s made a dreadful mistake.

THE… SAY WHAT? COME AGAIN?  Equine racism?

ALL BAD ACTORS LOVE THEIR CURTAIN CALLS!  Obama not going away.

THE LEFT HAVING INVENTED A PARTY WITH NO BRAINS IS NOW TRYING TO INVENT A NATION WITHOUT BORDERS.  WHICH IS TO SAY, TRYING TO ABOLISH THE US:  Abolish ICE? Great Idea!

NOW THE INVASION GETS WORSE UNLESS WE THWART IT:  Mexico Goes Hard Left In Presidential Election – Now What?

THE LEFT ALWAYS TELLS US WHOM IT FEARS:  Strike Three: Man Threatens to Murder Rand Paul and His Family with an Ax.

SOMETHING IS ROTTEN AND NOT IN DENMARK:  Imran Awan Gets Sweetheart Plea Deal And Feds Drop House Cybersecurity Investigation.

CAN ATTEST. I AM A SAPPER WITH THE FIRST BATTALION OF MICRO AGGRESSION AND POINTING AND MAKING DUCK NOISES:  Avocado rations cut in half, war is HELL!

DUH!  America really did have a Manchurian Candidate in the White House.

PROGRESSIVES, LEANING FORWARD INTO THE PAST:  Posh school’s plan to segregate students by race draws parents’ ire.

THE… WAIT WHAT?  Facebook Algorithm Flags, Removes Declaration of Independence Text as Hate Speech.