AH, BUT THE RULING CLASS THINKS IT’S SO SWEET:  Poisoned Fruit of the Poisoned Tree.

AND I’VE HAD IT WITH THIS CONFUSION:  Borrowed Victimhood Is Not Heroism.

HAVE I MENTIONED MY SHOCKED FACE? The Liberal Media Narrative Is Immune to Facts.

THE ENEMIES OF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE SELF IDENTIFY:  L.A. Antifa Group Calls for ‘Revolutionary Violence Against the Enemies of the People’.

THIS IS MY SHOCKED FACE:  USAID Food Support Went to Syrian Al-Qaeda.

SOME NEEDED COLD WATER:  On the Cohen plea.

WHAT IS IT WITH CYCLOTRONS?  Notices from the Federal Register: FCC Application Freeze. NASA Cyclotron Released.

WHEN DID “A STUDY” BECOME A DIRTY WORD?  Correlation causes cancer! YES IT DOES! YOU HAVE TO TRUST MEEEEEE!!!!!!   Oh , I know.  When “research” became irreproducible. And also crazy.

OR AS ERIC SCHEIE CALLED IT “A WAR ON THINGS THAT WORK”:  My Beautiful Fridge, His Not So Pretty Laundrette.

THIS IS MY SHOCKED FACE:  James Comey Lied: Majority Of Hillary Clinton Emails On Weiner Laptop Were Never Examined.  Next you’ll tell me his lips were moving at the time!

HE’S READING HIMSELF BACK IN TIME:  Mag Review: Spaceway June, 1954.

IN WRITING OR IN LIFE, YOU CAN’T GET THERE UNLESS YOU KNOW:  Where Do You Want To Go?

ALL THINGS I’VE SAID, BUT HE SAYS IT OH SO MUCH BETTER:  The Fiery Angel.

IT’S WHO THEY ARE, IT’S WHAT THEY DO:  Senate Dems Use Michael Cohen Plea in ‘Desperate and Pathetic’ Attempt to Stop Kavanaugh.

WELL, IT’S BASED ON MONEY EXTORTED WITH THE THREAT OF FORCE AND ADMINISTERED BY PEOPLE LIKE WARREN.  WHAT DO YOU GUYS THINK THAT MAKES IT? Warren Slams Reagan: ‘Government Help Is “Terrifying”? Give Me a Break’

AND THIS IS INDEED A GOOD QUESTION:  Mollie Tibbetts’ Murder: Where’s the outrage?

AND THIS TOO IS NOT THE ONION:  UChicago Must Defend Professor Against Social Justice Slander.

AND UNFORTUNATELY ALSO NOT THE ONION:  Elizabeth Warren calls for family separation fix in response to murder of Mollie Tibbetts.

ALSO NOT THE ONION: Museum Visitor Falls Into Giant Hole That Looks Like a Cartoonish Painting on the Floor.

NOT THE ONION:  Nabisco ‘Frees’ Its Animal Crackers After a PETA Protest.

GOOD:  ‘Stupidest Bullsh*t’: Austin Texas Residents and Tourists Oppose Renaming City.

NEWS YOU CAN USE:  The 7 Keys to Depressing Yourself.

GARBAGE IN, GARBAGE OUT:  Algorithms: the Ultimate Excuse.

MADURO ENTERS FINAL PHASE OF HIS WAR WITH REALITY:  Venezuela’s economy in complete collapse – and the mother of all human waves outward begins.

WHILE OF UNSOUND MIND:  Ralph Peters cashiers self.