ITS ALIENS:  Why all your favorite burger chains are going vegetarian.

IT ISN’T AS IF THEY HAVE BEEN MAKING UP THE DATA FOR YEARS:  Philly Census Bureau already pinching pennies — and it could hurt data.

LAYERS AND LAYERS OF FACT CHECKERS:  Climate Derp.

NEWS YOU CAN USE:  Flight attendant reveals what to wear for a first-class upgrade.

GOOD!  The FAA’s Foreign Policy Authority does not Allow it to Use its Payload Review to Deny Private Actors Access to Space.

THIS IS MY SHOCKED FACE:  James Comey goes stale fast, hits end of his shelf life.

AND IT’S COME HOME BRINGING MORE PROBLEMS WITH IT:  Sweden has a problem .

OUR CONTINUING ACADEMIC IMPLOSION:  Can’t be fired, eh? Perhaps some other punishment might be found.

NOT A BAD THING TO GIVE A ONCE OVER TO, EVEN IF THERE’S A REMOTE CHANCE YOU MIGHT BE INTERVIEWED ON BEHALF OF SOME CONSERVATIVE CAUSE:  Details at Eleven or, A Crash Course in Public Relations.

THIS IS WHY THE ALIENS NEVER VISIT:  The chances of anything coming from the stars…

I GET A FEELING SHE’S REALLY UPSET ABOUT LIBERAL HYPOCRISY.  YOU?  The Hypocrisy of Liberalism.

AND THERE’S THIS THING:  Hypocrisy and Double Standards.

I SUPPOSE SOMEONE HAD TO DO IT:  Fisking the New Yorker in Defense of Delicious Chicken.

YEAH, I DO WANT THIS BOOK.  UNFORTUNATELY UNLIKE ALMA, I NO LONGER READ GERMAN EASILY:  Yep, Probably not an Accident…

THAT’S BECAUSE THE POST PARKLAND ACTIVISM WAS LARGELY MEMOREX:  Despite Post-Parkland Activism, Youth Not Registering To Vote.

OH, DON’T WORRY. THEY’LL EXPECT US TO MAKE IT UP TO THEM:  The Cost of “The Resistance”: For CA, It’s $12 Billion.

THIS IS MY SHOCKED FACE:  Schumer Virtue Signals While Hollywood Diversity Burns.

WAIT, WHAT?  21st century exorcists learn to cast out demons with a cellphone.

BECAUSE HE’S THE CRAZY ONE… TOTALLY!  Comedian wants restraining order against Trump over nuke threats.

WITH 2 BILLION FB USERS, DOUBLING MONITORS TO 20K MEANS EACH IS MONITORING 100,000 USERS (FOR EIGHT HOURS A DAY?):   Why Zuckerberg’s testimony doesn’t add up.

NEWS FROM 1950:  Divorce is contagious — and it happened to me.

WHEN THE ZUCK CLOSES THE DOOR HE OPENS A LITTLE WINDOW:  This is how easy it is to flout Facebook’s new privacy rules.

NEWS YOU CAN USE!  Hate swallowing pills? Try this trick.

AND FOR THE FACT HE NEVER WAS PRESIDENT, WE SHOULD GIVE THANKS FASTING.  TOO BAD HE ALSO NEVER PAID FOR LEAVING A YOUNG WOMAN TO DIE:  I’m Not Going to Be President.

MATH.  I’M A FAN!  Can Humans Melt the Antarctic Icecap?