KINGS IN ROBES:  Activist Judge Issues Ruling That DACA Program Must Continue.

FAIRLY SURE NOT THE ONLY ONE:  NRA Gains Lifetime Membership from Former Liberal.

HIGHER EDUCATION BUBBLE? WHAT HIGHER EDUCATION BUBBLE?  America’s $1 trillion student debt problem heads into its sixth year.

PEOPLE BUILDING THEIR CASH RESERVES IS NOT A GOOD PORTENT:  Economists are freaking out over this checking account trend.

I HAVE THIS ODD URGE TO HEAR JOHN COULTON’S “CODE MONKEY”:  Chinese start-ups hire attractive women to ‘motivate’ male coders.

GIVING HIGH SCHOOL KIDS A TWO-HOUR LUNCH SO THEY CAN GRAB A NAP? WHAT COULD GO WRONG?   Here’s proof that teens really just need a nap.

SIGH. I NEVER GOT TO BUMP OFF STALIN IN CLASS.  SOME STUDENTS HAVE ALL THE LUCK, AND BOGART THE TIME-MACHINES:  Overheard in the Halls: Part 11.

OF COURSE THEY DID:  Parkland Survivor Kyle Kashuv Says School Security Officers Interrogated Him After Gun Range Visit.

HOUSE REPAIRS CAN KILL:  Ladders are Evil.

KIM DU TOIT GETS BLUNT (AND YES, THIS IS YOUR ONE AND ONLY LANGUAGE WARNING IF THE TITLE ISN’T ENOUGH.):  F*cking Leftist Bullsh*t.

LEFTISM MUST STOP BEING THE DEFAULT POSITION: Easy Rhetoric is Easy.

OH LOOK, IT’S THE KENNEDYS!   Horny monkeys that will sleep with anything have created a new species.

NEWS YOU CAN USE — BUT DO THEY FOLLOW THEIR RULES?  Facebook reveals long-secret rules it has used to police its site.

FAMILY “FRIENDS” ACCOUNT FOR ONE THIRD OF THESE:  More than 1 million kids had their identities stolen in 2017.

TEACH WOMEN NOT TO DO THIS (YOU ASK ME, IF ANYONE IS GETTING SHOT IT SHOULD BE THE HUSBAND):  Love triangle ends in murder-suicide when wife ambushes romantic rival: cops.

WELL, THIS IS AWKWARD:  Opioids might not be useful for injured workers in the first place.

IN CHINA? SHOCKING! (DOES BERNIE KNOW?):  Chinese government, tech industry under fire for ‘men only’ job ads.

IN THE EMAIL FROM J. M. ANJEWIERDEN:  Black Holiday (The Black Chronicles Book 2).

Morgan has finally made it, earning an officer’s slot on S.T.E.V.E., the ancient flagship of the Takiyama Merchant House. She’s survived so much to get here, and isn’t about to let lingering nightmares over those events stop her now. That said, even the toughest mechanics need down time. Grudgingly taking some shore leave, Morgan goes to visit the estate of her friend Emily, Baroness Novan. What she doesn’t know is that the first steps towards interstellar war have already been taken by the homeworld she escaped, and important leaders – including Emily – are targeted for Assassination.

OF COURSE HE DOES:  Obama jets off to legitimize South Africa’s Zimbabwifying regime.

SOME ANIMALS ARE MORE EQUAL THAN OTHERS:  Hardly a Stir When Starbucks Denied a Cop.

YEAH, EVERYTHING IS PROBLEMATIC:  ‘Grease’ at 40: Problematic (And Why That’s a Good Thing).

IN THE EMAIL FROM CURTIS EDMONDS:  Snowflake’s Chance: The 2016 Campaign Diary of Justin T. Fairchild, Social Justice Warrior.

Justin Trudeau-Fairchild, a self-described “social justice warrior,” seeks to make America safe for kombucha-drinking vegetarian socialists. 

In Snowflake’s Chance, we follow the eager young activist as he navigates the corridors of power in Washington, D.C. and hustles votes in rural New Jersey. Along the way, he inserts himself into the funniest moments of the 2016 campaign, as he learns how to operate a power shredder, interrupts Hillary Clinton as she orders a Chipotle burrito, and gets mistaken for the Canadian prime minister.

A hilariously jaundiced account of the beliefs that animate progressive ideology today, Snowflake’s Chance depicts the inner workings of progressive politics and the silliest excesses of the politically-correct left.

HERE’S MY SHOCKED FACE AGAIN:  Fear and self-loathing on the campaign trail.

THIS IS MY SHOCKED FACE:   More Contemptible Behavior By Liberals.

SUDDEN JIHAD SYNDROME:  Be Careful Out There.