ISN’T THIS THE THIRD TIME THEY’VE CHANGED THIS IN THE LAST DECADE? SETTLE THE @!#$% SCIENCE ALREADY!  Women should be tested for breast cancer at age 30, experts say.

OBAMA, A DISASTER? I’M SHOCKED, SHOCKED:  The Obama Disaster, and the Tweet of the Day.

HOPEFULLY:  Indictments Are Comey…er, Coming.

THEY…. UH… WHAT????  Egad.

GOOD NEWS. IT’S MUTUAL:  Dear Liberal Media FYI We Hate You Too.

WAIT? THEY HAD SOME CREDIBILITY STILL?  #WHCD: Michelle Wolf’s Crass ‘Comedy’ Tanks Any Credibility Media Has Left.

BREAKING NEWS FROM THE DAWN OF TIME, TEENS WILL BE TEENS:  Teens have figured out how to be sneaky while vaping in school.

IF YOU NEED TO BE TOLD THIS YOU DON’T HAVE ANY FRIENDS ANYWAY, JUST PEOPLE YOU USE:  7 ways you may be fat-shaming your friends without knowing it.

FROM MARGARET BALL:  A Pocketful of Stars.

Thalia Kostis will be the first to tell you it’s not magic, it’s theoretical math when she walks a Möbius strip through walls to her office at the Institute for Applied Topology. CIA Case Officer Bradislav Lensky doesn’t care what it is, as long as she can help track down a smuggling ring and the terrorists in their safe house in Austin. The other magicians nearby don’t agree, and don’t care for new rivals either!

Now Thalia and the rest of her misfit crew are in a race against time, terrorists, common sense, grackles, and their graduate advisor to save the day!

BUT… BUT… BUT… WHEN I WAS IN HIGH SCHOOL THEY CLAIMED THOSE WOULD BE THE BEST YEARS OF MY LIFE!  Science proves that happiness begins at 50.

A PLACE IN THE WORLD:  I went from aspiring fashionista to the Israel Defense Force.

AWWWWW-KWARD!  French museum discovers more than half of its paintings are fake.

YOU WILL NOT BE ALLOWED TO IGNORE THEM:  Food fascists have demonized everything we eat.

BECAUSE GIRLS LIKE PRETTY DOLLS:  Why Barbie is still a hit in the age of female empowerment.

LIFE IS BETTER HERE:  Life Liberty And the Pursuit of Happiness.

OF COURSE THEY DID:  Democratic Donors Paid $50 million for New Anti-Trump Research.

THE LEFT’S IGNORANCE OF INTERNATIONAL POLITICS IS STAGGERING:  Ben Rhodes a laughingstock on Twitter over past North Korea tweets.

ABOUT TIME:  Candace Owens Tells the Truth About the NAACP.

YEAH, THE FACT THAT THEY MOSTLY TURN OUT ILLITERATES, THEREBY FAILING AT THEIR EXPLICIT FUNCTION IS THE REST OF IT:  Explicit Questions Just The “Tip” of School Problems.

HAVING A SAY  IS TOO GOOD FOR THE COMMON PEOPLE:  Steny Hoyer, Pelosi agree: We’re ok with tipping the scales in the primaries.

BORROW A FEW GENES AND DEFY GRAVITY:  Evolutionary novelty in gravity sensing through horizontal gene transfer and high-order protein assembly.

#WARONWOMEN:  Maine Democrats Vote Down Bill Banning FGM.

REALITY:  Gary Kleck was Wrong.

FOR THE DERANGED:  Trump: guilty till proven innocent…

KINGS IN ROBES:  Activist Judge Issues Ruling That DACA Program Must Continue.