ABOUT THOSE ARTICLES YOU’VE READ ABOUT TAKING SELFIES BOOSTING YOUR HEALTH …  LEAVE THE BEAR OUT:  Man mauled to death by bear while taking selfie with it.

SAVE THE TA-TAS?  New ownership could spell big changes for SI Swimsuit edition.

KEVIN J ANDERSON AND I HAVE A BOOK OUT AND THE EBOOK IS AVAILABLE:  Uncharted (Arcane America Book 1).

BAIT AND SWITCH:  Cooperation and Compromise?

CULTURAL APPROPRIATION, OR AS WE KNOW IT AROUND HERE, THE HISTORY OF HUMAN CIVILIZATION:  Apparently white people are not allowed to do yoga anymore.

AND AGAIN, HERE IS MY SHOCKED FACE:  Illinois: Talk about a hidden debt bomb!

HILARY BUYS INTO THE DELUSION THAT SHE WASN’T FAR LEFT ENOUGH:  Hillary’s Blame Game Continues: I Lost Because Democrat Voters Are Socialists.

BEHOLD! MY SHOCKED FACE:  NBC does an Emily Litella on the “Trump’s lawyer was wiretapped” story.

EMPOWERING? THEY KEEP USING THAT WORD. I DO NOT THINK IT MEANS WHAT THEY THINK IT MEANS:  Hip strip club says it empowers women.

THEY MAY BE WILLING TO AGREE TO A TRUCE BUT THEY AIN’T CRAZY:  South Korea: US troops off the table in peace talks.

MULTIPLE FLAVORS OF CRAZY ON THE BUFFET:  Flat Earthers lean into insane theories at UK conference.

JUST BECAUSE THEY LOOK CUTE DOESN’T MEAN THEY ARE NOT DANGEROUS FERAL BEASTS:  Kangaroos at this tourist spot are violently addicted to carrots.

IF YOU HAVE A MACRO EGO:   How to tell if your partner is ‘microcheating’.

FLORIDA HOMEWORK:  Florida father upset over homework referring to ‘baby daddy,’ revenge sex.

THAT SURE VANISHED FROM THE NEWS:  Toronto van attack update.  Of course, the left can’t call for van control, and won’t call for immigration control, so there’s nothing in it for them.

THIS IS MY SHOCKED FACE:  Traditional publishing strikes out again.

IT’S GOT TO STOP:  Playing politics with our children’s lives.

MEH.  IT’S NOT CULTURAL APPROPRIATION.  IT’S CHINESE CULTURAL IMPERIALISM:  I’m a Bad Mom Because I Let My Daughter Appropriate Another Culture.

HAS THE LEFT LOST EVEN THE VESTIGES OF ITS MIND?  Don’t Let Them Win.

NEWS FROM THE MENTALLY ILL:  Pelosi Guarantees Victory in Midterms: ‘We Will Win. I Will Run for Speaker’.

YOU MEAN AMERICANS STILL GIVE MORE TO DEFEND THE SECOND AMENDMENT? COLOR ME SHOCKED, SHOCKED:  Gun Control PACs Raise About 60 Percent of NRA PAC’s Haul in March.

ABOUT TIME:   Congress Seeks Showdown On Ending U.S. Aid to Palestinians.

ABOUT THE SIZE OF IT:  Alfie Evans a Victim of the Technocracy.

ISN’T THIS THE THIRD TIME THEY’VE CHANGED THIS IN THE LAST DECADE? SETTLE THE @!#$% SCIENCE ALREADY!  Women should be tested for breast cancer at age 30, experts say.

OBAMA, A DISASTER? I’M SHOCKED, SHOCKED:  The Obama Disaster, and the Tweet of the Day.