THE LEFT THINKS MERITOCRACY IS RACIST.  WHICH MEANS WHEN THEY SCREAM “RACIST” THEY’RE LOOKING IN A MIRROR:  Inclusivity Over Talent or Ability.

SOMEBODY NEEDS TO!   European Space Agency may be heading to Venus in 2032.

DO YOU HAVE A FIRE ALARM?  Asking this question before you book an Airbnb could save your life.

CLIP AND SAVE! PLAY AIR BEHAVIOR BINGO!  These are the most obnoxious things you can do on a plane.

I THINK I’VE DETECTED A FLAW IN THEIR ASSUMPTIONS: “It’s about … perceiving a newborn baby as a capable, unique individual”  …. um… mostly mine seemed to be capable of peeing on whoever removed their diaper, but okay.  Maybe that word doesn’t mean what they think it means.  Trendy parenting method bans high chairs, baby talk.

BECAUSE IT IS:  Activist Art Exposed as an Elitist Bait and Switch.

‘BOUT TIME SOMEONE DID:  Judge Ellis Wants to See Mueller’s Hunting License.

THIS IS MY SHOCKED FACE:  Lock Him Up: If Anyone Is Violating the Logan Act, It’s John Kerry!

MUSCLE MEMORY STILL HAS ME TYPING TWO SPACES BETWEEN SENTENCES, BUT I MIGHT AS WELL TYPE “I’M OLD” ALL OVER MY MANUSCRIPTS:  One space between each sentence, they said. Science just proved them wrong.

A CONFLAGRATION OF REPULSIVE:  Michael Moore Wishes Karl Marx Happy Birthday. Because of Course.

DEFUSING THE POPULATION BOMB ONE STREAMED VIDEO AT A TIME:  Netflix is killing couples’ sex lives: study.

GERALDO RIVERA MOST AFFECTED: Egypt says no hidden rooms in King Tut’s tomb after all.

THEY ALWAYS PROMISE CAPTAIN AMERICA BUT GIVE US THE RED SKULL:  We could soon turn someone into a real-life superhero.

QUICK, TO THE FAINTING COUCH:  LaGuardia Airport’s security robot is giving women the creeps.

YOU CAN HAVE SAFETY OR YOU CAN HAVE INNOVATION:  NASA advisers say SpaceX rocket technology could put lives at risk.

BUT IT THINKS IT’S HELPING:  The Media Is Killing the Democratic Party .

WELL, YES:  We the Internet Shreds ‘Truth to Power’ Liberal Comics.

INTERESTING STUFF:  Space Impacts of FAA Reauthorization: Discretionary User Fees, Rulemaking Committees and FACA, and Space Support Aircraft.

WHY THE PONZI SCHEME IS BROKEN:  Social Security: How many people were expected to receive benefits?

AIN’T THIS A KICK IN THE HEAD:  Loud snoring may be weakening your skull.

INVERT THE GENDER ON THIS HEADLINE AND SEE HOW IT READS:  I left my husband because he couldn’t sexually satisfy me.

NEWS YOU CAN USE:  Giving your kids financial help may ruin their careers forever.

DON’T YOU WANT A BED OF NAILS ALL YOUR OWN?  Can this ‘torture mat’ cure your back pain?

ABOUT THOSE ARTICLES YOU’VE READ ABOUT TAKING SELFIES BOOSTING YOUR HEALTH …  LEAVE THE BEAR OUT:  Man mauled to death by bear while taking selfie with it.

SAVE THE TA-TAS?  New ownership could spell big changes for SI Swimsuit edition.