Author Archive: Sarah Hoyt

READ IT AND WEEP: The Sum of All Tears. Or, if you prefer, “Oh, you sweet Summer child. Bless your heart.”

I JUST WANT TO POINT OUT IT WOULD BE WRONG TO LET PEOPLE THIS INSANE GET NEAR ANY POWER AT ALL:  Zina Bash was filmed in a sound stage at Area 51.  This November, vote.  As late as you can (it helps if they don’t know how many votes they need to manufacture) and as securely as you can.

SURE THEY ARE, BUT THEN AGAIN, EVERYTHING AND EVERYONE IS:  Beards Are Now Racist.

HUMANS ARE SOCIAL ANIMALS:  Not one of us!