SURE. FOR SOME OF US WEIGHT IS A CONSTANT BATTLE AND WE CAN NEVER RELAX. I ONCE WENT WITH A VERY SLIM FRIEND TO A WORKSHOP AND WE REALIZED I ATE ABOUT A TENTH WHAT SHE DID. SHE COULDN’T UNDERSTAND HOW I COULD GET THROUGH AN HOUR LECTURE WITHOUT A SNACK. UP TILL THEN, SHE’D BEEN SURE I ATE MUCH MORE THAN SHE DID. I DON’T KNOW HOW I’D FIND THE TIME TO:  Secret to staying slim is in your genes, says study.

IF PEOPLE WHO MAKE MONEY FROM SELLING ABORTED-BABY-PARTS DON’T TALK TO YOUR CHILDREN ABOUT SEX, WHO WILL?  This Planned Parenthood bot is teaching your kids about sex.

Just think about that for a minute. And then, be a parent.

IT IS PART OF WESTERN CULTURE TO APPROPRIATE. THE SJWS NEED TO STOP OPPRESSING ME AND DISRESPECTING MY CULTURE:  Changing Perspective.

YOU KNOW WHAT? I NEED MORE MOUTHWASH:  We may finally know what causes Alzheimer’s – and how to stop it.

DANG IT GUYS, I ONLY HAVE ONE SHOCKED FACE, AND IT’S GETTING PRETTY WORN OUT:  Dems Block Move to Pay Federal Workers.

ARE YOU KIDDING? THEY HAVE YET TO ADMIT THAT THE USSR COLLAPSED:  That weird silence from Democrats over Venezuela’s massive rejection of socialism.

AND AGAIN SOOOOOOO SHOCKED. CAN’T YOU SEE HOW SHOCKED I AM:  Gavin Newsom, gun grabber.

AND AGAIN WITH MY SHOCKED FACE:  The Democratic Party Is Alienated from and Hates the USA.

WHO WOULD HAVE THUNK IT? THIS IS MY SHOCKED FACE:  The Costs of NYC’s $15 Minimum Wage Are Already Visible.

AS A SOAP OPERA, IT MIGHT FLY:  Democrat Presidential Candidates: Clueless And Tuneless.

WELL, YOU KNOW IF IT LASTS MORE THAN FOUR YEARS, CALL ALL YOUR LIBERAL EX-FRIENDS AND LAUGH HARD ON THE PHONE:  BuzzFeed Layoffs Equal Instant Karma.

A BLAZING CASE OF ENVY AND LACK OF SELF-AWARENESS:  From The VG Bookshelf: Becoming By Michelle Obama Part I.

AND FACE CRIME. DON’T FORGET FACE CRIME:  Covington and the politics of aggressive standing.

AND RUBIO SHOULD KNOW:  Rubio warns Venezuela’s Maduro he’d be a fool to underestimate Trump.

PLEASE LET IT END IN FREEDOM:  Venezuelans set fire to Hugo Chavez statue: It has started.

SEXUAL IMPROPRIETY? IN HOLLYWOOD? WHY, MY SHOCKED FACE WAS JUST HERE MOMENTS AGO!  Bryan Singer and the Hollywood Sgt Schultz Effect .

THEY’LL JUST KEEP ACTING LIKE TODDLERS, I’M SURE. WITH THE PRESS ON THEIR SIDE, WHY TRY TO BE REASONABLE?  What will Pelosi do now?

YEAH, MOSTLY SHARING THIS BECAUSE SOME INTERESTING BITS THERE, BUT ALSO BECAUSE I TOO HAVE BEEN HELD BY THE SAME BUG. I THINK THIS VIRUS IS SOCIALIST.  STAY STRONG, LINDA:  Getting Back on the Saddle.

INTERESTING:  Self Defense Reading: De Becker, Miller, and Others.

ST. MOSES BROWNING. IF YOU DIDN’T GET TO THE RANGE TO HONOR HIM, GO TOMORROW:  On This Day: My Favorite Mormon is Born.

IT’S THE SMALL THINGS:  An evening with Jordan Peterson and Dave Rubin.

MUCH, MUCH, MUCH FASTER, PLEASE:  It may be possible to reverse memory loss caused by Alzheimer’s.

WHY, SAINT AL BORE PRESERVE US! UNLESS THOSE ARE SOLAR-POWERED:  Nearly 1,500 private jets to land at climate change-focused Davos summit.

In other words: listen aristos, we don’t believe you!

FROM LAURA MONTGOMERY: Fractional Ownership.

Perpetual plaintiff Lewis Ostrow needs a ticket to Mars. His litigation profile renders him ineligible. Lewis, however, always stands ready to fight the system.

A legal fantasy.

A short story.

A bit of science fiction.

OH, DEAR LORD:  The Blinding Whiteness of Judd Apatow, Inc.