ROLLS EYES. AGAIN WITH THIS NONSENSE.  I’D SAY LET’S EAT THE EXPERTS, BUT I DOUBT THAT’S SAFE. THERE’S ALREADY SOMETHING WRONG WITH THEIR BRAINS:  Experts unveil plans to overhaul the world’s diet.

LET NANCY GREY GOOSE PELOSI CHOKE ON IT:  Open Letter to Nancy Pelosi: This Shutdown is on You!

THE LEFT CONTINUES REENACTING THE CULTURAL REVOLUTION WITHOUT MAO:  Covington Outrage and the Enemies Within.

READING SHOULDN’T BE PUNISHMENT:  Maybe It Wasn’t the Reader, Maybe It Was the Book.

I’M SORRY, ISN’T THAT ABORTION BARBIE?  Gillibrand Pressed by Maddow on Previous ‘Conservative Bona Fides,’ Apologizes for Being ‘Callous’ on Immigration.

THIS IS MY INCREDIBLY SHOCKED FACE:  Denver ‘Womxn’s March’ Scrubs Website of Secret Service Agent’s ‘Leadership’ Role .

YEAH. THAT’S NOT HOW ANY OF THIS WORKS:  When Did It Become the FBI’s Job to Act as a Check and Balance to the President?

NO QUESTION ABOUT IT:  Sabotaging Brexit?

THE LEFT NEVER ADMITS FAULT:  David Webb gets CNN’s Areva Martin to apologize . . . for her staff.

OH, DEAR LORD:   Don’t ask — that’s an order.

THEY WERE JUST LIGHTING THE VIRTUE SIGNAL:  Gillette Follow-Up: Why Did They Do It?

IT’S NOT DONE:  Four Americans killed in Syria; ISIS claims responsibility.

AT SOME POINT THE LEFT MIGHT REALIZE THAT TIGHTENING DOWN ON THE POWDER KEG IS A SUCKY STRATEGY.  BUT PROBABLY NOT:  A New Tea Party Protest.

KABUKI!  Pelosi Just Cancelled The State Of The Union Over The Border Wall She Refuses To Build.

WELL, I THINK WE ALSO OWE OUR FANS TO WRITE THEIR FAVORITE STUFF, IF WE CAN AT ALL. THAT SAID, SOME WRITERS DON’T WORK LIKE THAT:  Dancing to the Muse’s Pipe.

THAT GOES WELL WITH THE FACT THAT THE MEANS TO ACCOMPLISH IT ARE A TECHNOLOGICAL FANTASY:  The “Green New Deal” Is a Fiscal Fantasy.

SHE’S NOT ALONE:  Divorcing Hollywood.  To be fair, it abandoned us first.

NO, NO, WAIT, THIS REALLY IS MY SHOCKED FACE!   Trump Hatred–Or Is It America Hatred?–German Style. Next they’re going to tell us some dog bit a man.

AFTER THEY CLAIMED DEATH CAMP SURVIVORS  HAD WHITE PRIVILEGE, I STOPPED BEING ABLE TO FIND MY SHOCKED FACE:  Talk show host calls out black commentator for his “white privilege”.

OH, I DON’T KNOW. WOULD STOPPING SECURITY KABUKI MAKE THAT MUCH DIFFERENCE?  No New York Times, TSA Workers Should NOT Go On Strike.

OH DEAR, DEAR LORD:  #WilliamBarr: 5 Questions Senators Should Ask During Attorney General Confirmation Hearing.

A GREEK PLAYED BY A BLACK ACTRESS… YEAH. NOW THEY’RE LAYING CLAIM TO FIGURES THEY DREAMED WERE OTHER RACES.  CAN WE STOP KOW TOWING TO THE CRAZY?  SJW’S Throw Tantrum And Demand Cleopatra Be Played By Black Actress.

NOTHING GOOD:  What Is Iran Up To?

OH, DEAR LORD:  NYC Adds Third Gender ‘X’ Option to Official City ID Cards.

IT’S ALIVE AND WELL:  To Dream The American Dream.