Author Archive: Sarah Hoyt
January 29, 2019
IT DESERVES A RANT: The Old Man Who Fell At Walmart – Rant Alert!
NAUSEATING SHEEP: American stooges for Venezuela’s dictator.
I’M 99% SURE THAT OCCASIONAL CORTEX IS IMPERVIOUS TO ANY TEACHING: What science could teach Ocasio-Cortez about climate change.
WHICH TYPE OF CANCER? BECAUSE THEY’RE NOT ALL THE SAME THING, NOR DO THEY ALL REACT TO THE SAME THINGS: We’ll have a cure for cancer within a year, scientists claim.
OH PLEASE. IF IT’S IN LISBON IT’S NOT ONE OF PORTUGAL’S BEST RESTAURANTS. AS FOR ROMAN CEMETERIES, YOU CAN’T DIG A FOUNDATION WITHOUT CUTTING INTO ONE. SMART HOMEOWNERS DO THE EQUIVALENT OF SHOOT SHOVEL AND SHUT UP, (OMITTING THE SHOOTING, UNLESS WHAT YOU FOUND IS HISTORICAL ZOMBIES.) PORTUGAL IS MOSTLY BUILT ON PORTUGAL. YOU CAN’T MOVE FOR DEAD PEOPLE: Roman cemetery found next to one of Portugal’s best restaurants.
IT’S EASY: DON’T BE TRENDY: Here’s how to stop fitness trends from ruining your body.
January 28, 2019
FROM MARGARET BALL: A Revolution of Rubies.
The CIA has embraced mathemagics, but only as a new way of doing the same old thing: Planting bugs. Thalia and the rest of the Center for Applied Topology’s research fellows have been dispatched across Europe with the mission of attending embassy parties, and teleporting back in later to plant bugs.
Unfortunately, academics are the worst possible variable in the equations of diplomats and spies. The resulting hijinks, escapades, and misunderstandings end up with Thalia on one side of a Central Asian revolution, and her husband, case officer Brad Lensky, on the other… And if they can’t figure out a solution, the entire country may go under water!
SO ON TOP OF EVERYTHING ELSE, THEY’RE TORMENTED WITH THE AWFUL FEELING SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE IS HAVING FUN WITHOUT THEIR PERMISSION: The Left Are Annoying Puritans.
Or maybe they hate beautiful human bodies because they are almost to the last one sad, twisted ugly creatures. And that’s just on the inside.
THEY SPENT A CENTURY MARCHING THROUGH THE INSTITUTIONS AND TECHNOLOGY HAS TAKEN THEIR MEGAPHONES AWAY; THEY SPENT A CENTURY TRYING TO PROVE COMMUNISM WORKED, AND ALL THEY GOT FOR IT WAS CORPSES; THEY THOUGHT THEY COULD NOW TAKE AMERICA AND THIS TIME WOULD WORK, AND 2016 HAPPENED. THE AMAZING THING IS THAT THEY AREN’T CRAZIER. PEOPLE GO A LITTLE WEIRD WHEN THEIR CHERISHED PROPHECIES FAIL: What Has Happened to the Left?
Oh, and the fact the media is on their side and hasn’t reined them in for at least 50 years makes everything even worse. Their reality check bounced and no one noticed. And now they can’t find reality with two hands and a seeing eye alligator.
NEVER FORGET: Holocaust Remembrance Day.
THE SAME RULES ACROSS THE DIVIDE: A Thought Experiment.
I’M STARTING TO SUSPECT THERE’S NOTHING BAD YOU CAN SAY ABOUT THIS ONE THAT’S A LIE EITHER: Ilhan Omar: Evil in the House.
YOU CAN’T HUMILIATE A COMMUNIST DICTATOR. THERE’S NOTHING YOU CAN CALL HIM THAT’S NOT THE TRUTH: Mike Pompeo Humiliates Venezuelan President Maduro.
COLORADO LEGISLATURE WANTS TO DISENFRANCHISE ME IN FAVOR OF NYC AND CALIFORNIA: Colorado Legislature Wants To Game The Electoral College Because Trump!
Look, first thing they did when they seized the state in 12 was institute vote fraud by mail. In the polls I watched, in 12 fraud was already rampant.
BUT even with tighter, better, higher fraud, they still don’t trust us peasants to vote the way they like. How few of them are there? How many of us? How astonishing is the fraud?
I need a constitutional lawyer (a real one.) They can’t possibly deny us our civil rights this blatantly.
IT REMINDS ME OF WHAT’S HIS FACE WHO MADE THE INNOCENCE OF MUSLIMS? The capture of Roger Stone, Public Enemy #2.
When democrats screw up and need a distraction they drag an innocent (well the filmmaker was innocent of the massacre or our ambassador) out of bed and arrest him before the cameras. It’s time we tell them it’s over.
And btw, in this entire Russian collusion thing, no one has asked the obvious question: supposing Trump was dirty and wanted to cheat his way into the presidency, WHY would it ever occur to him or anyone even slightly sane that Putin had the keys to the white house? Not since Jimmah Carter tried to get them to help him with reelection has such a crazy idea struck anyone. At least Jimmah tried to do this while the Soviet Union existed and had power but why would ANYONE think Putin would put them in the white house?
Are the democrats ALL still being blackmailed with their KGB files and do they therefore attribute near-magical-powers to the Russians? One has to assume that. The alternative is heavy hallucinogen use.
Call the farce off.
THE MAN IS MADE OF LIES: Nathan Phillips, character assassin: what even his critics seem to be ignoring about him.
IT WAS TIME 20 YEARS AGO: It’s time to blow up the bureaucracy that’s killing America.
REMEMBER THOSE PAKISTANI IT AIDES HOUSE DEMOCRATS HAD WORKING FOR THEM? How Rep. Yvette Clarke dodged scrutiny for $120K disappearing act.
January 26, 2019
BEST ANSWER YET: Not Waiting For The Asteroid.
YEAH. THIS TOO WILL END WELL: She’s Nuts on Venezuela, Too.
NO. HE’S RED ALL THROUGH: Is Bernie Sanders the Dems’ great white hope?
THERE IS NO GOOD FAITH WITH THE LEFT. I’VE NEVER SEEN ANYONE NEGOTIATE WITH SOCIALISTS OR COMMUNISTS AND GET ANYTHING BUT DESTROYED. AH WELL. I WAS AFRAID OF THIS WHEN THEY TOOK THE HOUSE: Trump Backs A Continuing Resolution, Temporarily Opens Government.
Now the only likely outcomes are bad.
ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO SEE HERE. GASLIGHT MEDIA, MAKING PRAVDA SEEM INDEPENDENT AND ABOVE BOARD IS NOW A FULLY INTEGRATED PART OF THE PROGRESSIVE MACHINERY: CNN Just Happens To Be On Scene For Roger Stone’s Arrest, Who Tipped Them Off?
BEYOND ALL THE OTHER CRAZY BITS, LET ME JUST SAY THE ONLY NATIONS WHO SPEAK WITH ONE VOICE HAVE BOOTS ON ALL THE DISSIDENTS’ THROATS: Dreamer Cesar Vargas: Change the Pledge of Allegiance.
And if Cesar Vargas hasn’t found a way to regularize his situation while ATTENDING LAW SCHOOL, it’s because he doesn’t want to. He should go back home to the homeland of his heart. And I wish them joy of him.