SAME AS IT EVER WAS:  New Socialists: Entitled, Ignorant, Virtue-Signaling Turds Make Destruction En Vogue.

ALL THE OTHER DUCKS CALL HIM “WHEELS”:  Disabled duck learns to waddle with special wheelchair.

THAT’S WHAT THE ILLUMINATI WANT YOU TO BELIEVE!  Believing conspiracy theories might make you a criminal: study.

RENT CONTROL?  New evidence sheds light on ancient Angkor’s mysterious decline.

Re: MY CAT IS NOT A JERK, MY CAT IS A CAT (ALTHOUGH IT MIGHT BE A  DISTINCTION WITHOUT A DIFFERENCE):  Your cat is a jerk because you’re a bad parent, study says.

AND ABOUT THAT POLITICAL SUICIDE:  We Are Dancing on a Powder Keg.

BUT THE REST OF US ARE SO SHOCKED WE CAN’T PICK UP:  The Political Suicide Hotline: Ringing Nonstop.

THE MADNESS SPREADS:  Racism and the completely politically correct classics departments.

MISTER PRESIDENT!  ‘Darling, Is The Wind Blowing?’ Trump Skewers AOC And Green New Deal At #CPAC.

PEOPLE, SERIOUSLY. HOW LONG WILL WE STAND BY WHILE INNOCENT FUNGI ARE ABUSED THIS WAY BEFORE OUR VERY EYES?  Ilhan Omar Continues her Role as a Foul, Anti-Semitic Fungus in Congress.

OH, MY DEAR AND FLUFFY LORD:  Alyssa Milano Blames ICE for Baby Death.

I’D CONSIDER THAT AN ENDORSEMENT:  Native American Hoaxer Elizabeth Warren Says Mike Pence Isn’t A Decent Man.  (I  was going to say “She wouldn’t know a decent man if he bit her in the *ss,” but let’s not give anyone nightmares.)

SOME BRANCHES OF INDIE ARE A LITTLE CRAZIER THAN OTHERS:  More on plagiarism.

THESE VANDALS DON’T CARE. THEY HOPE TO ERASE THE PAST, BECAUSE THE GREATS OF THE PAST MAKE THEM FEEL LIKE THE MIDGETS THEY ARE. THEY WANT TO CREATE A DESERT SO THEY CAN PRETEND TO STAND TALL. PFUI. TRYING TO ACHIEVE GREATNESS BY DESTROYING ONLY MEANS YOU CAN’T CREATE:  Historical Illiteracy Exhibit [large number].

WELL, GOOD NEWS: Well, That’s settled…

A MILLION TIMES THIS, AND ANOTHER SIGN OF PROVINCIALISM AND LACK OF CONTACT WITH REALITY ON THE LEFT:  Leftist Hoaxes: A Failure to Understand the Right.

INTERESTING:  Pence on Venezuela: 5 Takeaways from VP’s Sit-Down with FOX’s Trish Regan.

WELL, NO. WE PREFER THE WITNESS OF OUR OWN EYES. ALSO WE’RE STARTING TO SUSPECT OUR SUPPOSED BETTERS ARE TRULY AND BIZARRELY PROVINCIAL.  A PROPOS NOTHING, I HEAR THE DOLLAR STORE HAS AN AMAZING DEAL ON YELLOW SAFETY JACKETS.  YOU KNOW, IN CASE THEY’RE EVER NEEDED:  Flyover State Americans Don’t Believe the Media Swill.

YEAH? WELL, AS A FICTION WRITER I SAY THAT MONA ELTAHAWY IS PRACTICING FABLE WITHOUT A LICENSE. OR MUCH COMPETENCE. AND UNDER FALSE PRETENSES, TO BOOT:  Mona Eltahawy Proves Journalists Have Killed Journalism.

PEOPLE FORGET HOW LONG THE ROAD TO THE AMERICAN REVOLUTION WAS.  AND HOW THE OUTCOME WAS FAR FROM GUARANTEED:  Again with the revolution thing.

THING IS WE HAVEN’T BANISHED THE GODS OF THE COPYBOOK HEADINGS. AND THEY’RE STIRRING:  The historical ignorance and pettiness of today’s Stupid Leftists.

YEAH, THAT: Bookworm Beat 2/24/19 — the Billy Porter illustrated edition.

WHAT I CAN’T UNDERSTAND IS HOW THE IDEAS THAT THERE ARE NO INTRINSIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN MEN AND WOMEN, EXCEPT OBVIOUS ANATOMY AND THAT PEOPLE CAN BE BORN IN A BODY OF THE WRONG SEX CAN COEXIST IN ANYONE’S BRAIN WITHOUT CAUSING A MATTER-ANTI-MATTER LEVEL EXPLOSION:  And speaking of the biological differences between men and women…

NOPE, NOPE, NOPE.  OKAY, I’M A SPECIAL CASE BECAUSE CARBS KICK IN MY AUTOIMMUNE, WHICH MEANS IF I OVERINDULGE I CAN’T BREATHE AND HAVE ECZEMA SORES ALL OVER. BUT ALSO FROM WHEN I WAS YOUNG, MY “INTUITIVE EATING” WHEN HURRIED AND STRESSED TRANSLATES TO “BLAND FOODS THAT ARE SWEET.”  WHICH IN MY CASE MEANS LIVING OFF MARSHMALLOWS AND ANGEL FOOD CAKE.  NOW MAYBE OTHER PEOPLE’S INTUITION IS BETTER ABOUT FOODS:  “The latest trend in dieting is not dieting”…

NEW EXCITING GAME ” WHERE ON EARTH IS OCCASIONAL CORTEX?”:  Where in the world does Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez live?