AND THE OTHER HALF ARE IN DENIAL:  Nearly half of women have been affected by a hormonal imbalance.

NO, REALLY? AND YET TOTALLY WORTH IT:  How parenthood foils careers in science, technology, engineering and mathematics.

ONLY IF YOU HAVE NOTHING REAL TO WORRY ABOUT. WANT SOME OF MY WORRIES?  7 surprising things that really should worry you.

CONSIDERING HOW OUTLANDISH THOSE WHO DRESS THEM ARE GETTING IT’S A QUESTION OF WHO’S HURTING WHOM:  How celebs at the Oscars are hurting those who dress them.

IS IT POSSIBLE THE GREAT BIG POT OF DEM CRAZY WE’VE BEEN SEEING IS ALL TO MAKE HILLARY! LOOK MODERATE?  TO MAKE THE ELECTORATE WELCOME HER WITH RELIEF?  Ready for Hillary one more time?

UNEXPECTEDLY:  Transgender males finish first and second in CT girls state high school track championships.

But other than biology, what could have told us this would happen???

OH SERIOUSLY, ALL THESE PEOPLE CAN THINK FOR THE WORLD’S PROBLEMS IS “MORE REFUGEES”:  Kamala Harris’s solution to Venezuela crisis bombs with Venezuelans.

THEY DON’T LEARN TOO WELL:  Four Lessons Hollywood Still Hasn’t Learned And Won’t.

OH, DEAR LORD:  Gavin Newsom and California’s high-speed train to nowhere.

HOW’S ABOUT NO?  $94 Trillion For Green New Deal Is Pocket Change To Democrats.

SUICIDE IS PAINLESS, TOO. YOU FIRST:  AOC Says Stop Having Children.

WOMEN AND CHILDREN MOST AFFECTED:  Earth facing ‘global warming Armageddon’ in less than 150 years.  Also can someone tell Occasional Cortex?  Maybe she’ll relax a little and her eyes will pop in a bit? (I’m afraid we can’t do anything about the teeth, except maybe file them down.)

TURKEY IS A VERY UNSTABLE SUBSTANCE:  Woman sues Aldi over ‘exploding’ turkey burger.

DADGUM GLASS CEILING EVEN BLOCKS THE SELF-EMPLOYED! AUTOMAGICALLY!  Marriage is still the main way for women to get rich: study.

GOOD:  Washington State Man Arrested After Threatening Pro-Gun Sheriffs.

A TWO-SIDED WAR?  Leftists and reality.

YOU CAN VOTE YOUR WAY INTO SOCIALISM, BUT YOU HAVE TO SHOOT YOUR WAY OUT:  Venezuela is Burning, Useful Idiots Don’t Care.

ALSO PROFANE AND ALSO NOT WRONG:  CNN Soils Its Frilly Panties at an Acting SECDEF Shooting Something.

PROFANE BUT NOT WRONG:  Eric Swalwell: 2020 Desperation to Out-Left the Left.

AGREED:  To Brie Larson & Company: Please Stop.

OH, DEAR, DEAR LORD:  Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Is Getting Her Own Comic Book. She joins a long list of other progressive nullities like Obama and Jean Kerry.

CAN SOMEONE READ THIS ARTICLE TO THE AUTHOR OF THE LAST ARTICLE? USE SMALL WORDS:  Capitalism Isn’t Corporatism or Cronyism.

SURE. THE SYSTEM THAT LIFTED THE WHOLE WORLD ABOVE POVERTY WILL STARVE US. AUTOMAGICALLY. BECAUSE SOMEONE SAYS SO. AND YET, I STILL DON’T THINK WE NEED A TABLESPOON OF SOCIALIST SEWAGE IN THE BARREL OF FREE TRADE WINE:  Unless It Changes, Capitalism Will Starve Humanity By 2050.

OH, DEAR LORD. REALLY? IF YOU MUST WEAR DRAG, MUST YOU DRESS LIKE QUEEN VICTORIA? ALSO, SHINY BLACK VELVET? IS HE COMING OUT AS A VAMPIRE NOW? Billy Porter Slays in a Christian Siriano Tuxedo Dress on the Oscars Red Carpet.

WOW! SNOPES FACT CHECKS THE BABYLON BEE.  AND YOU THOUGHT I WAS JOKING WHEN I CALLED THE BEE AMERICA’S PAPER OF RECORD.  ALSO, HAVE WE REACHED PEAK 2019 YET? I DON’T THINK I CAN TAKE MUCH MORE INSANITY.  ONE THING IS THE CRAZY YEARS, ANOTHER THE YEARS WITH UNDERPANTS ON THEIR HEADS:  Was ‘Empire’ Actor Jussie Smollett Offered a Job at CNN?