THE TABLE IS ALWAYS SET AT THE DEM CANNIBAL FEAST:  Ilhan Omar: Obama was just a pretty face; “hope and change” was an illusion.

OH, DEAR LORD:  Victory Lap: Ilhan Omar Says Democrat Resolution Vote Is Win For Anti-Muslim Bigotry.

GOOD:  Jussie Smollett Indicted on 16 Counts.

HOPE FOR BETTER THAN THE GREEN NUDE HEEL:  Welcome to the (No Green New Deal) Future!

FROM BLAKE SMITH:  Hartington Abroad.

Jeriah Hartington is far from home. Born into a wealthy family, he is now reduced to poverty. In desperation, he signs on to a ship headed for the planet XKF-36. Their mission? To search for colonists who’ve been lost nearly as long as Jeriah has been alive.

Jeriah fully anticipates an adventure as they travel into the unknown wilderness. He never expected to find living people, eager to tell the tale of their sufferings. But their hair-raising account could be the downfall of everyone on the planet, even their rescuers. For a villain lurks within the ship’s crew, and no one can say who he might be.

OUR PERILOUS MOMENT:  The Whites of Their Eyes.

UNEXPECTEDLY!  Marijuana legalization has boosted snack food sales, study reveals.

SHOCKED, SHOCKED. THIS IS MY SHOCKED FACE:  Buying ‘eco-friendly’ products won’t save the planet: study.

BUT WHICH IS THE CHICKEN AND WHICH THE EGG?  Sleep apnea and snoring linked to Alzheimer’s disease: study.

SO, THEY’LL PUT AN END TO HARASSMENT OF MALE NURSES?  Time’s Up is taking on the health care industry.

OH, MY PEOPLE:  And another one bites the dust.

I THINK THEY ALREADY DID:  Democrats can’t decide whether to come out of the closet as anti-Semites or not.

OH MY DEAR AND FLUFFY LORD:  House Democrat Resolution Condemns Everything And Nothing.

OH, DEAR LORD:  Rep. Rashida Tlaib-Impeach Trump Because He Was A CEO.

YET ANOTHER REASON TO PREFER Chick-fil-A:   KFC launches restaurant to honor Communist hero in China.

HAVE WE CROSSED INTO THE MIRROR UNIVERSE? DC’S “SHAZAM” LOOKS LIKE A TON O’ FUN AND MARVEL’S GOING WOKE:  ‘Captain Marvel’ review: An aimless superhero slog.

HOW DOES THE EYE OF SAURON FIT UNDER “DON’T BE EVIL”?  Google won’t remove Saudi app that lets men track women.

HOW… CHEESY:  Brie Larson wears a star-spangled dress at ‘Captain Marvel’ premiere.

THAT AGAIN?!   Corruption of Blood?

SOCIALISTS ARE AS SOCIALISTS DO:  Surveillance in Canada, yes they’re doing it to everybody.

THE LEFT EXCOMMUNICATES THE PAST, IN THE HOPES THAT BY MAKING THE GIANTS DISAPPEAR THEIR OWN DIMINUTIVE INTELLECTUAL STATURE WILL SEEM ADEQUATE:  Cultural Exile for the Duke.

YEAH BUT THEY ALSO THINK ALEXANDRIA DIENTES LOCOS OCCASIONAL CORTEX IS SEXY. INDICATIONS ARE THEY DON’T KNOW FROM SEXY:  Millennials believe calling yourself a socialist is sexy.

WHICH, AS WE ALL KNOW, WOULD BE A CRIME BECAUSE IT’S NOT LIKE WE HAVE FREE SPEECH IN THIS COUNT– OH. WAIT.  ARE THEY JUST MAD BECAUSE THE REST OF THE MEDIA GIVING HER TONGUE-BATHS FAILED TO ELECT HILLARY? As Collusion Narrative Implodes, Mag Says FOX News Helped Elect Trump.

THIS IS MY SHOCKED FACE:  Swamp Monster Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Is In Hot Water Over $1 Mil Slush Fund.

YEAH, BUT HER LIPS ARE MOVING, SO CHANCES ARE SHE’S LYING (AS GRANDMOTHER WOULD SAY, “WITH EVERY TOOTH IN HER MOUTH!”):  Hillary Claims She’s Not Running For President.