THE FACT I’M GETTING OLD AT ALL STILL FEELS LIKE A BIT OF A SURPRISE, HONESTLY:  Eight surprising facts about getting old in America.

THE DOGFOOD TASTES WORSE NOW THAN T DID IN 1983, BUT THEY’RE DETERMINED TO PUSH IT HARDER: Before ‘Captain Marvel,’ women had a ‘Quarterback Princess’.

UNEXPECTEDLY!!!!  Murders up 30 percent in New York City this year.

TAXES ARE FOR THE LITTLE PEOPLE, NOT THE CAPO DI TUTTI IDIOTI:  Company founded by Ocasio-Cortez in 2012 still owes $1,870 in taxes.

INTELLECTUAL, MORAL, AND EVENTUALLY PHYSICAL DARKNESS IS ALWAYS THE END-STAGE OF SOCIALISM:  Venezuela Goes Dark.

EXPERTS IN WHAT? BELLY BUTTON LINT MINING?  Socialism and “The “Experts”.

UNLIKE FICTION, REALITY DOESN’T NEED TO BE PLAUSIBLE:  Stranger than fiction: Albert Battel and the Przemysl rescue during WW II.

WELL, I CERTAINLY FIND IT SO:  Twitter Considered Harmful.

IT REALLY IS HANDY:  Toxic “Diversity” vs. Genuine Diversity: A Handy Chart.

IT CERTAINLY WASN’T: This is not the Discrimination we were looking for.

BUT THEN, WHAT DOESN’T? ‘Unusual’ cloud sends conspiracy theorists into frenzy.

THAT’S DIFFERENT BECAUSE REASONS: Democratic presidents behaved a lot worse than Trump in the White House.

WILL NOBODY GIVE A THOUGHT TO HOW THIS TRAUMATIZED THAT POOR WHALE?  THEY DON’T MAKE WHALE SIZED DENTAL FLOSS!  Real-life Jonah gets trapped in whale’s jaws.

MY BUCKET LIST INCLUDES KNOWING NOT A DAMN THING ABOUT YOUR BUCKET LIST AND ALSO, DEAR LORD!  Survey reveals what’s at the top of men and women’s ‘sex bucket list’.

IF THIS IS CHASTENED I WOULD HATE TO SEE HER EMBOLDENED:  Ilhan Omar retweets Al Jazeera host in response to Meghan McCain criticism.

THIS IS MY SHOCKED FACE:  Proof That “the Rich” Aren’t Going to Fund the Tidal Wave of New Spending.

I KNOW IT’S NOT THIS SIMPLE, BUT IN PRINCIPLE, GIVEN THAT THE LEFT HATES CIVILIZATION, PROSPERITY AND HUMANITY ITSELF, IF IT’S SOMETHING THEY SUPPORT ONE SHOULD ALWAYS ASSUME IT DOES MORE HARM THAN GOOD:  Recycling: another idea that isn’t going quite as planned.

WALLOWING? SHE PRODUCES IT. I FELT MY IQ TRICKLE OUT OF MY EARS TRYING TO PARSE HER VERBIAGE:  Wallowing in stupidity.

YEAH. THEY THINK IF THEY DESTROY EVERYTHING PARADISE WILL AUTOMAGICALLY APPEAR.  THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU THINK OF ENVY AS A VIRTUE: Socialism as Deliberate Destruction.

OH, DEAR LORD:  NARAL: Not Only Women Get Abortions.

PRETTY MUCH:  SPOON-FED “ART” AS A SOCIAL JUSTICE SHAKEDOWN.

THIS IS MY SHOCKED FACE:  Left abandons women. Inevitably.

TRIBAL CULTURES ARE NOT CIVILIZED IN THE SENSE THAT IT’S IMPOSSIBLE TO MAINTAIN CIVILIZATION WHEN YOU SEPARATE PEOPLE INTO “PEOPLE” AND “ENEMIES.” I’M NOT SURE WHY MARXISTS ARE DETERMINED TO RECREATE SUCH CULTURES WITHIN THE WEST:  Democrat infighting: the inevitable clash of the identity groups.

UH UH. CHILD SACRIFICE AND A BELIEF THAT THEIR RITUAL SACRIFICES AFFECTED THE WEATHER. WE’VE FOUND PROTO-PROGRESSIVES:  When climate change really was catastrophic .

SOMETIMES YOU LAUGH BECAUSE CRYING HURTS TOO MUCH:  Venezuela Is No Joking Matter.