SHOCKED, SHOCKED, SHOCKED:  Skid row voter fraud case raises questions about other kinds of voter fraud in California.

SO, STANDARD OBAMA OFF TELEPROMPTER?  Off-teleprompter Obama rambles, nearly incoherently attacking American global warming skeptics.

OUT OF CONTROL. SINCE THEY DERIVE THEIR POWER FROM THE US CONSTITUTION, WHICH PRESUPPOSES A COUNTRY WITH BORDERS AND THAT OUR BORDERS WILL BE DEFENDED, OUT OF ORDER TOO:  Thanks, Judge! Caravan migrants take judicial ruling as green light to enter the U.S. illegally.

NEXT UP? HUMAN SACRIFICE.  NO? WHY NOT?  Judge Bernard Friedman Strikes Down Federal Law On Female Genital Mutilation.

THAT ELECTION FRAUD:  Election Fraud? What Election Fraud?

INTERESTING:  Russell Rocks Red Suit in ‘Christmas Chronicles’.

LOOK, IT’S JUST A MEASURE FRENCH REVOLUTIONARIES CAME UP WITH. TO TIE IT TO ANY KIND OF CONSTANT OUTSIDE EARTH IS LIKE INSISTING TODAY IS THE 30TH BRUMAIRE 227. IT DOESN’T MAKE IT MORE EXCITING. IT JUST MAKES US FEEL LIKE YOU’RE UPPING THE ANTE ON CRAZY:  Kilogram Untethered from Earthly Objects.

WAY TO TAKE ALL THE FUN OUT OF TERROR CHICKEN:  Giant Flightless Birds Were Nocturnal and Possibly Blind.

OH, FOR THE LOVE OF BOB! DO THEY HAVE TO LISTEN TO SOMEONE WHO’D LOSE AN INTELLIGENCE CONTEST TO A HOUSE PLANT:  Democrats Debating Ocasio-Cortez Plan to Switch to a Climate Change Command Economy.

BUT BUT BUT BUT IT’S ALL THEY HAVE:  Exaggerated Risk and Urgency Redux.

HE’S NOT ACTUALLY WRONG:  Trump Jokes During Turkey Pardons: ‘Dems Are Likely to Issue Them Both Subpoenas’.

MORE LIKE HIS DADDY ISSUES: HE DIDN’T KNOW MUST ABOUT HIS REAL FATHER AND WE DON’T KNOW MUCH ABOUT THE CLIMATE. CERTAINLY NOT ENOUGH TO BEND OUR SOCIETY IN TWO TO APPEASE A PHANTOM:  Obama Says We Won’t Fight Climate Change Because Of ‘Mommy Issues’

THEY FIND A LOT OF INVISIBLE THINGS:  Mis-Measuring Racism: A How-To Guide.

NO, IT WASN’T, AND THE SCIENCE FICTION COMMUNITY WAS ALL IN, TOO. I REMEMBER:  The 1970s Global Cooling Consensus was not a Myth.

IN GENERAL, NEVER TRUST PURVEYORS OF HEALTH FOOD. ENVIRONMENTALISTS, FAIR TRADERS AND ANIMAL-RIGHTS ACTIVISTS. THEY MIGHT HAVE OTHER PROBLEMS:  Orangutan extinction: blame Kellogg’s!!!

WHEN OCCLUDED CORTEX IS RIGHT, SHE’S RIGHT. THE DEMOCRATS ARE INDEED REVOLTING. THE MORE LEFTIST THE MORE REVOLTING THEY ARE:  Ocasio-Cortez pushes for a leftist revolt in the Democratic Party.

PRO TIP: ALWAYS CHECK WATER’S DEPTH BEFORE JUMPING IN:  Girl bounces off ice after jumping onto frozen lake in Russia.

SO WE CAN STOP WORRYING ABOUT CLIMATE CHANGE NOW?  If Earth keeps sucking up its oceans, the planet might explode, study warns.

THE TABLE IS ALWAYS SET AT THE VICTIMHOOD CANNIBAL FEAST:  Headline of the day.

CONGRATULATIONS, CHUCKIE! I GUESS FACEBOOK IS ALL IN THE FAMILY!  Chuck Schumer’s daughter weds in Brooklyn.

BUT WHEN DEMOCRATS DO, IT’S A MANDATE. HOW LONG WILL WE TOLERATE THIS?  When Republicans win close elections, the results are illegitimate.

WHEN YOU BELIEVE THE ONLY REASON TO VOTE AGAINST SOMEONE IS NOT IDEAS, EXPERIENCE, HISTORY, BUT ONLY THEIR SKIN COLOR, YOU’RE THE RACIST:  Andrew Gillum Concedes in Florida. But Racism!

LIKE THE AUGEAN STABLES NEEDED A LITTLE WASHING:  Brenda Snipes Resigns, But Broward County Needs A Clean Sweep.

YOU SEE, DEMOCRATS CAN’T LOSE. THAT’S AGAINST THE ARROW OF HISTORY. SO IT’S ALWAYS A NEFARIOUS PLOT:  Georgia Elections: “Deliberate Interference” And Nap Time.

GAMES INTERNATIONALISTS PLAY:  Hard Brexit Here We Come.